Night Crumbs

Miley Cyrus shows us that demure is when it looks like you put your dress on backwards – Hollywood Tuna

Charlize Theron’s globe in all its buzzed glory – Lainey Gossip

But how big was the sock is what I want to know – Towleroad

Wonky McValtrex goes down and not in the ways she’s used to – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

If that Hunter Parrish dude does something for you, then here you go – The Berry

Kelly Osbourne had a good excuse for getting boozed up on a plane, but the excuse “it’s a plane, you’re supposed to get boozed up” would’ve worked too – The Superficial

Another day, another sky high blonde who has climbed up Mt. ASkars – Celebitchy

FYI: Willow Smith’s tongue ring was fake – Just Jared

Somewhere, Penny Cruz just let out a sigh of relief, because she doesn’t have to look at Eva Longoria’s face at the Christmas dinner table anymore – ICYDK

Sean Penn’s on-and-off-again piece at some Glamour party – Popoholic

Mary J. Blige has some words to say about that crispy chicken foolery… – Crunk + Disorderly

George Clooney looks DRUNK or maybe he’s sad, because he just asked his true soulmate Brad Pitt to run away with him and Brad said no – Popsugar

Mimi had a little lamb – Hollywood Rag

Puppy trapped in the body of a parrot – Cityrag

And the world will implode from angst overload in 3..2.. – I’m Not Obsessed