Johnny Depp Wrecked Amber Heard's Happy Lesbian Home, Maybe
For the past couple of months, there's been rumors that Johnny Depp has been Edward Scissoring Amber Heard ever since VaJohnny broke up and there's been more rumors that the two started getting horny for each other while shooting The Rum Diary two years ago. I didn't really pay too much attention to those rumors, because why would hot piece Amber Heard ride on current day Johnny Depp when she can ride on her hot piece of a girlfriend instead? But now a source tells InTouch Weekly (via DM) that Amber and her girlfriend Tasya van Ree stopped bumping coochies a few months ago and they're still friends.
The source tells InTouch that Amber and Tasya broke up around the same time she started rubbing nipples with Johnny. Who knows if it was a clean break up or if Amber and Johnny pulled an "Eddie & LeAnn" by leaving their pieces for each other. I don't know, but I do know that Amber has a serious hat fetish. Hat-fucker!
And no, no, Johnny's dick doesn't have magical lezzie-rebuking powers. Amber has been open about loving herself some poon AND poon. Although, Johnny's been looking like a middle-aged gypsy lesbian from New Mexico for a while, so maybe Amber thinks he's a woman who always wears a really fancy, lifelike strap-on.
But more importantly, what is Amber and Johnny's couple name. This is obviously the only thing any of us care about? What about BerJohnny? Or Hearpp? Yeah, let's go with Hearpp. Hearpp has a certain special ring to it.
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Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:09pm.
Nothing like feigning lesbionic tendencies for press until something more press-worthy came along. Good job, Amber.
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She's a graduand of the Angelina Jolie University of Fauxmosexuality. I believe she graduated with a second class upper degree.
Let's face it, nobody on the face of this fucking earth had heard her name until she claimed to be a lesbian. Now, even though she is the epitome of "bland vanilla talentless blonde actress", she's all of a sudden a commodity.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:12pm.
Exactamundo, Whamo.
Johnny is Keef's "Mini-Me"!
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Keef's Mini-Me...LMFAO
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:12pm.
I think Johnny's style is directly related to his love of Keith Richards. Keith pulls it off...because he's Keith.
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Exactamundo, Whamo.
Johnny is Keef's "Mini-Me"!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think Johnny's style is directly related to his love of Keith Richards. Keith pulls it off...because he's Keith.
Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:09pm.
Nothing like feigning lesbionic tendencies for press until something more press-worthy came along. Good job, Amber.
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I believe it's called "Ann Heche-ing" in the biz!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Fuck that I wouldn't never stopped rubbing coochies, johnny looks like a hot mess
Ok...I think this post just wrapped up about five of those blind item posts...
"...Johnny's been looking like a middle-aged gypsy lesbian from New Mexico for a while..."
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
THE FIRST OF MANY VICTIMS THAT WILL FALL PREY TO THIS MASTER FISH POUNDER.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Please Please Please tell me Amber and her GF have a sex tape out there somewhere!!!
Nothing like feigning lesbionic tendencies for press until something more press-worthy came along. Good job, Amber.
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:05pm.
Look at the picture of Johnny..... if that was a 48 yr old woman, people would be laughing. For Johnny it's just considered cool. Not fair
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No, I'm defintely laughing at him.
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Douchechill!
LisaRose, people ARE laughing. I know I am. So is Vanessa Paradis....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Look at the picture of Johnny..... if that was a 48 yr old woman, people would be laughing. For Johnny it's just considered cool. Not fair.
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