Johnny Depp Wrecked Amber Heard's Happy Lesbian Home, Maybe
For the past couple of months, there's been rumors that Johnny Depp has been Edward Scissoring Amber Heard ever since VaJohnny broke up and there's been more rumors that the two started getting horny for each other while shooting The Rum Diary two years ago. I didn't really pay too much attention to those rumors, because why would hot piece Amber Heard ride on current day Johnny Depp when she can ride on her hot piece of a girlfriend instead? But now a source tells InTouch Weekly (via DM) that Amber and her girlfriend Tasya van Ree stopped bumping coochies a few months ago and they're still friends.
The source tells InTouch that Amber and Tasya broke up around the same time she started rubbing nipples with Johnny. Who knows if it was a clean break up or if Amber and Johnny pulled an "Eddie & LeAnn" by leaving their pieces for each other. I don't know, but I do know that Amber has a serious hat fetish. Hat-fucker!
And no, no, Johnny's dick doesn't have magical lezzie-rebuking powers. Amber has been open about loving herself some poon AND poon. Although, Johnny's been looking like a middle-aged gypsy lesbian from New Mexico for a while, so maybe Amber thinks he's a woman who always wears a really fancy, lifelike strap-on.
But more importantly, what is Amber and Johnny's couple name. This is obviously the only thing any of us care about? What about BerJohnny? Or Hearpp? Yeah, let's go with Hearpp. Hearpp has a certain special ring to it.
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@WHAMO...
WHEN I HEARD THE STORY I KNEW I COULND'T SHARE MY SEX LIFE WITH THAT FRIEND OR ANY DETAILS BEING THAT THAT PARTICULAR FRIEND AND OTHERS, THEY WERE LIKE WOOOO! HOW COULD SHE DO THAT? I WAS LIKE WELL.... IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT.... AND I STOPPED AND KEPT MY THOUGHTS FOR MYSELF.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:52pm.
why am I so bored with gossip lately?
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THE WOMAN IN THE VIDEO, WAS GIVING HIM A BJ AND CALLING HERSELF NAMES.
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WHOOOOHOOO...Now this is much better..Ok I shouldn't be turned on by that...should? :P
I mean..that's..just so...wrong..(no it isn't, yes it is!)
Lawsuits in 3...2...1
Hat-fucker!!!!!!!!! Aaaaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!
Johnny, you are making it so hard to love you. Dirty hippies are like "take that dumb shit off your head, foo." Sigh.
Oh JD I had hopes that you were smarter than mid-life crisis crap...
does nothing ever last...
I want to like Amber, but she is so vanilla blond, reminds me too much of blake unlively..
she did look extremely hot in drive angry though
Lol life-like strap-on immediately reminded me of LA SEVIGNY and her emotional outburst over having to work with one! Please bitch... #stillseething ... Anyway, Johnny has been sleepwalking through the last few years, maybe this "storyline" will breathe new life into him! ♪♫ Is this love that I'm feeling? ♪♫
Amber is the hotness, the more of we see of her the better! Poon-peen, whatever, all yes!
"Hat-fucker! - ahahhahahahahahahaha MK!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Wow Paquita, that is fucked up.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by soapopera4cam on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:11pm.
lipstick lesbians especially just need a good hard dick
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Hahaha. You can keep PRAYING for this to be true, but that won't make it so.
A strap on will stay harder a lot longer than any guy's dick, and plus she would be giving up BOOBS. And BOOBS are awesome. I'm more inclined to just say, maybe she is bi or who knows if the rumor is even true.
Not "poon and poon" MK you meant "peen and poon".
Anyway I liked the old one. She had the "frere Jaque frere Jaque TAXI" music video right?
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:52pm.
why am I so bored with gossip lately?
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YOU WANT SOME REAL LIFE GOSSIP?? A CEO OF A COMPANY A FRIEND WORKS FOR GOT FIRED CAUSE THEY FOUND PORN IN HIS WORK LAPTOP. NOT JUST PORN, BUT PORN HE MADE WITH HIS FROMERS AND CURRENT SECRETARY (SECRETARIES).
ONE OF YOUR WORK DUTTIES WAS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM OR ELSE YOU WOULD BE FIRED.
THE WOMAN IN THE VIDEO, WAS GIVING HIM A BJ AND CALLING HERSELF NAMES. HE DOESN'T APPEAR IN THE VIDEO. THEY BOTH GOT THE ANN CURREY TREATMENT.
THE THING IS THAT SHE WAS MARRIED, AND THE HUSBAND WORKED IN THE SAME COMPANY. HE GOT OFFERED A NEW JOB AT A SISTER COMPANY BUT HE STAYED AT HIS CURRENT JOB AND FORGAVE HER. THEY ARE MARRIED TO THIS DAY.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
here's Sweetasssss gf with all her hair chopped off
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2166090/Charlize-Theron-cre...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Jack please stop talking about my breast
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:17pm.
Is the Rum Diaries coming out on DVD or something?
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IT ALREADY HAS COME OUT SNOWY, PLEASE STAY ABREAST OF THESE THINGS. AND I'LL TELL YA ONE FUCKIN THING IT SUCKED!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:52pm.
why am I so bored with gossip lately?
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I know what you mean, I've feel that too at times. We need some excitement!!
YES!!!! - It's time for a shocking death, lol.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by soapopera4cam on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:11pm.
lipstick lesbians especially just need a good hard dick
Evidently so do you.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by soapopera4cam on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:11pm.
lipstick lesbians especially just need a good hard dick
Evidently so do you.
Submitted by soapopera4cam on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:11pm.
lipstick lesbians especially just need a good hard dick
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THE GOSPEL
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Oh I see the spirit of Anne Heche is alive and well.
Be careful Ellen, Portia may be next.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by soapopera4cam on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:11pm.
I've never believed in lesbianism (unless you're a butch one)
lipstick lesbians especially just need a good hard dick
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Swwweeeeetttt Geeeeezzzzuzzz are YOU INSANE!!! lol!!
*waits for Migrain to come swooping in to stomp the shit out of THAT one!*
Johnny just has a perpetual cloud of Boring about him anymore, a la Pig Pen.
And if Amber is now a hasbian because of him, well damn, that's some sad shit.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Hahahahahahaha, that's Johnny Depp?? I thought it was the crazy old cat lady from down the street.
Is the Rum Diaries coming out on DVD or something?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:52pm.
why am I so bored with gossip lately?
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Me three. Maybe because it seems like it all the same but the but the names have been changed.
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me four. hohan's been very quiet for the last, what, 24 hours?
Johnny and Amber Heard's ex would make a better looking couple. It looks like she traded the daughter for the father.
I've never believed in lesbianism (unless you're a butch one)
lipstick lesbians especially just need a good hard dick
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He was hot in his 21 Jump Street days. Now, in that picture, he does resemble an artsy, New Mexico lassie licker... I can't even picture him with a weenus anymore. Sad day.
Hearpp? naw how about Jamber like in Jamber Juice
Eh, she's bisexual. At some point she's going to find a man attractive, and it's not like relationships in H'Wood (of any orientation) are all that stable.
That said, I'd be surprised if it was true. So much of the talk about Depp being a laydeeezzzeee man seems to be about showing how he's still got it.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:52pm.
why am I so bored with gossip lately?
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Me three. Maybe because it seems like it all the same but the but the names have been changed.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:52pm.
why am I so bored with gossip lately?
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I know what you mean, I've feel that too at times. We need some excitement!!
I wish Johnny Depp would just age gracefully instead of wearing ridiculous shit and a stringy Prince Valiant haircut. Take a lesson from George Clooney.
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:11pm.
"...Johnny's been looking like a middle-aged gypsy lesbian from New Mexico for a while..."
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Comedy GOLD!!! Hahahahahah!!!!
why am I so bored with gossip lately?
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But don't let me ruin me
I may need a chaperone
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:05pm.
Look at the picture of Johnny..... if that was a 48 yr old woman, people would be laughing. For Johnny it's just considered cool. Not fair
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No, I'm defintely laughing at him.
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Ditto here. He looks like an idiot.
LOL at "lezzie-rebuking powers."
I really wish someone would publish a dictionary of MK-isms. I'd buy that shit in a heartbeat!
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
I wonder what Rojo Caliente would think about this whole episode?
Although, Johnny's been looking like a middle-aged gypsy lesbian from New Mexico for a while, so maybe Amber thinks he's a woman who always wears a really fancy, lifelike strap-on
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LMFAO
Johnny Depp is like the middle-aged man version of Ke$hit, I can't believe I used to love him so much... he seems dirty, and not in a good way.
He could be the posterwoman for midlife trans ops.TRue, we all Heard she is a lesbian but we need to see it to believe it now.
the Tasya Van Ree has been with all the hottest Howood lesbians, no? I've seen her mentioned often.
There's Johnny wearing the same tired Halloween costume.
fucking hot lipstick lesbians.
i cant really makeover these two bitches cuz they dont seem to shop at homedepot.
I HAVE A FEELING JDEPP IS A TOTAL HOARDER. WITH ALL THOSE HATS, ACCESORIES, OLD POON, PASSED POON, THE FOOD BETWEEN VANESSA'S TEEF, OLD MOVIE WARDROBE. HE PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE MOTHS AND HUMIDITY.
ICK NAST. I USE TO LIKE HIM.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
He's starting to look like Janet Reno's wallflower sister.
So this Amber chick has nothing really to offer than a nice looking rack? Hate "actresses" that get jobs just for their bodies or their dick sucking abilities (Blake Not-so). Fuck, learn to act or get a job at a strip club!
I'M WITH WHAMO ON THIS ONE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY LET THERE BE A SEX TAPE OF THESE TWO LOVELY LADIES THANK YOU IN ADVANCE GOD.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Rihanna tried that shit too; unfortunately, however, she couldn't keep dicks out of her mouth long enough to fool anybody into thinking she was down with the vag.
I am coming to the conclusion that bisexuals (narcissists) don't actually like/care about partners/people - they just like having their genitals stimulated in any way possible by anyone or thing. In Hollywood, it's a helpful trait because you need to fuck all kinds of people to get anywhere in the business. Heteros seem to turn into drug addicts because of this while gays become Scientologists.
I love me some Johnny but I just want to cut his hair and burn that FUGLY hat!