Johnny Depp Wrecked Amber Heard's Happy Lesbian Home, Maybe
For the past couple of months, there's been rumors that Johnny Depp has been Edward Scissoring Amber Heard ever since VaJohnny broke up and there's been more rumors that the two started getting horny for each other while shooting The Rum Diary two years ago. I didn't really pay too much attention to those rumors, because why would hot piece Amber Heard ride on current day Johnny Depp when she can ride on her hot piece of a girlfriend instead? But now a source tells InTouch Weekly (via DM) that Amber and her girlfriend Tasya van Ree stopped bumping coochies a few months ago and they're still friends.
The source tells InTouch that Amber and Tasya broke up around the same time she started rubbing nipples with Johnny. Who knows if it was a clean break up or if Amber and Johnny pulled an "Eddie & LeAnn" by leaving their pieces for each other. I don't know, but I do know that Amber has a serious hat fetish. Hat-fucker!
And no, no, Johnny's dick doesn't have magical lezzie-rebuking powers. Amber has been open about loving herself some poon AND poon. Although, Johnny's been looking like a middle-aged gypsy lesbian from New Mexico for a while, so maybe Amber thinks he's a woman who always wears a really fancy, lifelike strap-on.
But more importantly, what is Amber and Johnny's couple name. This is obviously the only thing any of us care about? What about BerJohnny? Or Hearpp? Yeah, let's go with Hearpp. Hearpp has a certain special ring to it.
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good for johnny depp guess all us guys are lesbians at heart...i am haahah
Her former lover is hotter than Depp at this point in his life but I'm sure money and fame pave the way no, Amber??
Since he started dressing like that I have gotten the impression that it as though he is trying to hide
I thought this chick was a lesbian? Didn't she come out a few years ago?
Or was that just for show until someone famous came knocking?
Well Amber, ya traded WAY DOWN.
That Tasya is HOTCHA CHA !!!!!!!!!!
Lucy♥, there was a time when Johnny had long hair and seemed a deeply serious and talented actor. Then the Pirates movies happened to him. Millions of dollars later he starts dressing up like Mike Myers playing a not-hot lesbian in a bad comedy. Just No! *kidding*
Maybe that's what Amber sees in him! What movie are they trying to sell again? lol
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Amber's a lesbian so I don't thing anything happened. I do wonder why Johnny went from keeping his life private, to sending PR messages via People and US magazine.
Never found this fucking douche hot. I don't know what anyone sees in him.
Her girlfriend is WAY hotter than Depp. Depp has menopausal bloat.
I love Johnny but even I recognize that the hot is on hiatus for now... happened to Val Kilmer too *shameface* lol
I don't think Amber's a Heche, she's bi with a hot ex/whatever and a healthy interest in peen, that's all... ;)
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Oh Dave, you always put it so succinctly.
I tought Amber was gay. Like, NOT interested in men. AT ALL.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
For years I've been on the Johnny Depp is hot bandwagon but as of the last few years I've been wondering why. He was incredibly hot in his 21 Jump Street Days and in Crybaby but he looks like he smells like B.O. and bad breath all the time now and I hate his mustache/weird goatee combo.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
God bless the Heard-Depps!!!
I love a good lezbo triangle.
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Wow-those pictures in the Daily Mail are beautiful, those 2 sure look good together.
Don't fuck up a good thing for an old drunk, Amber!
Daily Mail just posted photos of Amber and Tasya shot yesterday, and they sure don't look broken up.
OMG! I told the JJ Angieho loons last week that it was all about Amner Heard now. IF this is indeed true, then it means I was right! (even if I was just guessing and pulled that statement out of my ass)
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
If I hear that Johnny banged Angieho I swear I will fucking vomit and then kill myself. She makes me go postal just fucking thinking about her. Fuck!
Sounds like Depp has been running around with tons of ladies. Waiting for the story he hooked up with Angie while making that dreadful movie a year or so back.
I'm getting an Eve Harrington vibe from this Amber Heard chick. Has anyone actually seen her act?
First her very public hot lipstick lesbian schtick, and then breaking up VaJohnny. She's like all over the frickin' internets.
Hearpp...LOL, too funny
Who doesn't love the Hearpps?
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:45pm.
lol Whamo!! If only I had IF's avie.
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She not even CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!
I'm seriously laughing my ass off right now!
"Looking like a witch turned a Sedona gift shop into a person." - Michael K You would think that no one would want to break up a happy home to hump on Johnny but sadly in our society he is seen as deep, bohemian, artistic, while he cranks out pirate movies for Disney and illustrates the Law of Diminishing Returns with each new scrape from Tim Burton's barrel of same. These people are artistic like Lady Gaga is artistic. Johnny was obviously meant to be a teen idol and he should be a high-end real estate agent now, pr whatever star kids do when they grow up.
When I try to think of a Johnny Depp movie I liked, I keep thinking, "Oh, the Matrix was Keanu." It's always Keanu. Edward Scissorhands was interesting. I don't think anyone watched it anymore. Tim Burton's Batman was sort of interesting. Ed Wood was horrible and not even funny. I think I liked Donny Brasco but I don't remember it.
Anyway, Johnny is reminding me of Marlon Brando in his Gilligan's Island phase, and while I'm sure he has to look better when he takes off the cheesy medicine man costume, I think the people that have sex with him close their eyes and imagine him in Teen Beat magazine days.
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lol Whamo!! If only I had IF's avie.
Depp's spiraled into douchery, he's been essentially playing either Jack Sparrow or yet another pale-faced freak for Tim Burton for years now. He's gotten sleepy-looking, indifferent, and narcissistic.
Let's go back to a better 90's classic - WINONA RYDER! I love her.
Depp: World-famous, richer than Zuckerberg. Tesla von Lee: Unknown, hard glare. Tough choice.
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Vanessa da Mata, Boa sorte
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:10pm.
@WHAMO...
I WAS LIKE WELL.... IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT.... AND I STOPPED AND KEPT MY THOUGHTS FOR MYSELF.
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LOL, I must say I'm likin your style there Paq:P
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HAHAHAHA WELL... ONCE I'M COMFORTABLE WITH SOMEONE ANYTHING GOES. ALMOST ANYTHING....
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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I thought Johnny was pretty much physical perfection when I was a kid. He looks like a sad joke now.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:34pm.
Crappy picture but stillllllll hot!
OT *God Warrior voice* SHE'S NOT LESBUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
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SweetASS that made me barK out a laugh!!!
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:10pm.
@WHAMO...
I WAS LIKE WELL.... IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT.... AND I STOPPED AND KEPT MY THOUGHTS FOR MYSELF.
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LOL, I must say I'm likin your style there Paq:P
He's got that NorCal diesel dike vibe going for him. Best of both worlds maybe?
I'm a recovered alcoholic and seriously, he sounds like he hits it hard.
It just came to me! He totally looks like my 10th grade AP History teacher! She had a funky hippie hat too!
Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:28pm.
Soultaker -
You read my mind!!! Winona forever Johnny!!!
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Seriously, I'd love to see what would come of that reunion (not much, probably) and it'd be interesting for awhile. Do it, hamsters! We still have 2 more months of summer to fill and I don't have much else going on...
For some reason the rumour that Johnny is a alcoholic and addict is ringing true to me. Maybe that's what Vanessa was tired of and now he needs to hook up with a young piece in public to prove that he's not a shambling mess....for Heard it would be a career boost, a kind of drugs beard.
Dear Johhny Depp, we get it. You, like your late, great, buddy, Marlon Brando, are feeling a connection to the Native American Indians which, you actually have blood ties to...BUT PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GERONIMO, CUT IT OUT, ALREADY. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!
"Amber has been open about loving herself some poon AND poon."
*confused* Should that say "peen AND poon"?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:52pm.
why am I so bored with gossip lately?
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I'm just rolling my eyes at this story since it's pretty typical in Hollywood nowadays. We all saw this coming awhile now!
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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK
Soultaker -
You read my mind!!! Winona forever Johnny!!!
I give up on Johnny - I really loved him, but now I am sooooo disappointed, I don't know. Colin Firth has been moved to my number 1 spot. Yeah, I know, I'm really fucking classy. I just love Colin, I don't know why.
He should hook up with Winona again.
ba-buttons has found that girls like Amber are "trendy" lesbians. Lesbians who are 'lesbians' because of the image and not because they were born gay.
So, Jack and the other pervert dreamers are kind of right. Amber was just having some fun until the right penis came along. She loves the dick and is NOT a lesbian.
Th other girl? She IS a lesbian and I guarantee her real lesbian friends tore a strip off of her for dating Amber because THEY all KNEW that Amber was just 'lezzing' for kicks. It is a classic scenario in the lesbian scene.
ba-buttons knew a whole bunch of girls who 'discovered' their lesbianism in school. Until graduation.
Then they marry obnoxious, somewhat sexist securities traders like me.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
I don't want this to be true simply because it reinforces the notion that femme lesbians aren't really gay and just need some good dick. Amber Heard's sexuality is her business and if she is bisexual, fine, but it was really refreshing to see a young actress who was proud be gay but went against stereotypes.
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Silly rabbit.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:34pm.
Crappy picture but stillllllll hot!
OT *God Warrior voice* SHE'S NOT LESBUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Submitted by Im the Mary: "He's starting to look like Janet Reno's wallflower sister."
LMFPO~~~
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now: "And if Amber is now a hasbian because of him, well damn, that's some sad shit."
She's a PRsbian.
I mean, wouldn't that be some kind of "OMG, Johnny Depp is so fabulous that he turned a lesbian straight!!!" genius PR?
And I have some doubts about them even having sex. I can't see that filthy grub having the wherewithal to get it up. I just think he'd nod off as soon as the door was closed and make you tell people the sex was astronomical.