Chris Evans Is A Puppy Appreciator
Captain America Chris Evans, seen here making a chihuahua empanada with his mom Lisa Evans, told Women's Health all the things a lady needs in order to get down into his chonies on a regular basis. So if Captain America fills your panties with red, white and blue crotch pudding, go through his check list to see if you could be the next Mrs. Evans. (SPOILER ALERT: If you're a brown-headed ho from Boston who's got a string of floss between her teeth, a tear on her cheek from staring at a baby and a puppy in her arms, please step to the front of the line)
1. Finish this sentence: Women don't understand how much men want to. . .
Watch football on Sundays. And I know a lot of women who don't understand that the whole day is going to be dedicated to football. That's all we ask!2. What might be a surprise to learn about you?
I'm a pretty decent tap dancer. I enjoy all types of dancing, actually. I get a couple of drinks in me and I stand up—it just happens.3. What qualities make a woman marriage material?
I really like women who get emotional about babies and puppies. I've met some incredibly cool women who are tough, but the woman you marry should have a really soft side.4. The ultimate turnoff is. . .
Arrogance and fake modesty. Nothing is worse than a beautiful girl fishing for compliments by saying how gross she is. On the flip side, I find genuine humility and modesty attractive.5. Should girls play hard to get?
Oh God, I hate that! Nope, nope, nope. I just don't like games in general.Fast Talk
Blonde, brunette, or redhead?
Brunette. No question about it.The sexiest women always remember to. . .
Floss.I'd rather _____ than ______.
Be in Boston than Los Angeles.Relationship must-have?
The love of dogs.
Two things I learned from this post are that the Captain America sequel needs a big tap dancing number and that Chris Evans gets to touch face cheeks with THIS:
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Side-eye, tongue out, YES!
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:07pm.
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WHAMSTER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT PUPPEH CAUSE HE'S A KITTEH PERSON.
I SEE. NEITHER DOES DOM CORBEALONE;-)
Mamas boys = NO! You will NEVER be good enough in his mothers eyes and you will have the MIL from hell.
*slaps mah momma in duh mouf*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:07pm.
That dogggie ain't right in the head I tell you what! LOL!
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DAT PUPPEH IZ JEST FAHN
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WHAMSTER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT PUPPEH CAUSE HE'S A KITTEH PERSON.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:09pm.
You ladies like a MOMMA'S boys...really?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What Blinds?
You ladies like a MOMMA'S boys...really?
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:07pm.
That dogggie ain't right in the head I tell you what! LOL!
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DAT PUPPEH IZ JEST FAHN
That dogggie ain't right in the head I tell you what! LOL!
Submitted by skinny fat :
momma's boys are the WORST. and their momma's make HELLACIOUS mother-in-laws. no.
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True. But not if they actually like you :-)
Submitted by beb on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:00pm.
If you're a brown-headed ho from Boston who's got a string of floss between her teeth, a tear on her cheek from staring at a baby and a puppy in her arms, please step to the front of the line)
*excuse me folks, comin' through*
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Wait Beb, I thought you were a dude?
momma's boys are the WORST. and their momma's make HELLACIOUS mother-in-laws. no.
He was so old fashioned, clean cut yummy in the movies, I'd never guess that was him. IF he doesn't have STD's he's a catch.(With an awesome puppeh friend) My pom sorta makes that face, but with a smile, and my sister says she looks "special" lol.
I wonder if he was hinting at Jessica Biel when he said tough.
Anyway, a Momma's boy is always a plus for me.
If you're a brown-headed ho from Boston who's got a string of floss between her teeth, a tear on her cheek from staring at a baby and a puppy in her arms, please step to the front of the line)
*excuse me folks, comin' through*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
I didn't know who the hell he is either - I had to ask my son who the fuck this dweeb was so don't feel bad, I feel sooooo old. :)
Skinny Fat -
Are you having a 10 martini lunch or something hon??? :)
He always seems like a decent guy and fun...too bad there are all those BI's hinting he's got a buncha std's
Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:53pm.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT??????????
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:52pm.
AH RIPETZ AW NO,4 YZ doncorBEALONE. DATZ CUTZ PUPPEH. PUPPEHS IZ GOOTS.
I don't know who the fuck anyome is anymore. WHO??? I'm gonna break my Google.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Who else read that quickly and thought it said LAP dancer?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT??????????
yes this is an important puppy, I don't think there is a question about that, but is anyone thinking that the puppy might catch the herp from Chris Evans's open sores???????????????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:49pm.
PUKE
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aw no, 4 yz doncorbealone. datz cutz puppeh. puppehs iz goots.
PUKE
remember the shiba inu puppy cam?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:41pm.
yes and she mustn't mind herp sores
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Forget about herp sores, LOOK AT THAT PUPPEH!!!!!!!
hanz ovah dat puppeh. i can't with people who don't love animals. people who don't love animals suck.
That's his mom??? Damn!!!
I spent most of Avengers oggling his butt. I don't remember what happened in the movie, but he looked pretty great in that stupid costume.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Give me that PUPPEH!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
His mom looks young.
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Douchechill!
I agree! the love of dogs IS a must!
good man.
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But don't let me ruin me
I may need a chaperone
Isn't he the answer to the blind item about an insecure cocaine addicted head case actor who's riddled with STD's?
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Douchechill!
On paper he is perfect for me.
Shame, then, about the STDs and the colossal coke habit.
Till my vagina caves in, YES.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
yes and she mustn't mind herp sores
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
THAT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG! AWWWWWW
HE IS FINE! I WOULD MOST DEF TAP (PUN INTENDED) THAT.
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