Friday, June 29th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 28th!
Galapagos. Come for the scenery, stay for the Tortoise Fucking. - cgwalt
Runners-up:
Leave it to senior US Senator Mitch Mcconnell to be the latest republican to get caught in a public sex scandal. - Ashton Cruz
Sex outdoors and from behind? We're going to have to consult the Scripture on this... - turnelbup
"Now our dad is covered for his pre-existing condition of Zoophilia! Thanks, Obamacare!" - Strepsi
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When the family first stumbled upon this scene, the boys were still in grade school.
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
Ass n' Turtles
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
It was tough work, getting Kristen Stewart to come out of her shell. And after all that, it was determined that she should've just stayed there.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
I already know what Lisa Turtle looks like these days. There's no need for Saved by the Bell fans to go and take pictures of her while she's out trying to earn a living.
As soon as they came upon this ungodly act, 22 of the 26 Duggars spontaneously combusted.
Ewww.....Gyllenhaal incest!
Russell Simmons foreplay - all eight hours of it.
"Happy 2012 Holidays from the DL!!" cards.
Bill and Karolyn Slowsky's tantric sexual performances draw onlookers from all over the world.
See, Michelle Duggar? Turtlenecks ARE sexy.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
"Now our dad is covered for his pre-existing condition of Zoophilia! Thanks, Obamacare!"
Is this the family in West Virginia suing the Kardashians, claiming they were filming a sex tape, and making too much noise?
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But don't let me ruin me
I may need a chaperone
Grampa and Grandma never got over their exhibitionist phase.
The Duggars show the older kids that you can still screw with just your head, hands, and feet uncovered.
Damn, I'd defo fuck those two guys in the back...both cuties.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
"Oh, Honey. You´re simple, you´re shallow and you´re a common whor
Due to its graphic nature the statue of the Travolta Massage Institute's logo had to be located in a forest.
Amazingly enough some people are just stupid enough to tromp through the forest to see it.
Boy were the castaway's faces red because they had named the top one "Lovey" and the bottom "Thurston".
Christina Aguilera's Fan Club watches in awe as she bests Kistie Ally as the spokesperson for the Weight Watches spokesperson.
You can tell which of the kids walked in on his parents having sex by the "been there, seen that" expression.
Russell Simmons invited some friends over to see the new yoga pose he is trying to patent: The Downward Doggie-Style
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"Uhh....I'm here for the gang bang??"
Big Brother Galapagos turned out to be the raciest season ever.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
I though Khloe and Lamar weren't going to allow viewers to enter their home.
Just be cool for 20 minutes and I'll give you 20 grand.
this is messed up: not one of them is taping it an a cell???
Proof positive Jennifer Lawrence is involved with Miley Cyrus. That is some Hillbilly Hungry Games shit if ever there was.
At least he won't roll over and go to sleep when he's done, he"ll just fall asleep on top of her.
I'm guessing this one won't come too quickly...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ok if mom's starts giving dad a handjob right now I'm going to freak out!!!!
Who knew tortoises were porn star exhibitionists?
Everyone knew Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles movie was going to be bad, but no one knew it was going to be THIS bad.
And The Hare finally finished...
Child: "Dad, what are those two turtles doing?"
Father: "Son, the bottom turtle is injured, and the top turtle is pushing her to the hospital."
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Galapagos. Come for the scenery, stay for the Tortoise Fucking.
KHLOE&LAMAR HAD NO IDEA THEY'RE BEING WATCHED...
Kim hasn't learned anything since Ray J, she still just sits there like a bump on a log.
The fact parents are smiling and the are kids not tells me those kids are going to be on Dr Phil soon.
"Hey! Keep it in your shell!" screamed 15% of the Duggars.
Now we know why "Lonesome George", the last of a species of Galapagos turtles, died without offspring.
Who can keep a hard-on and save a species with a bunch of geeks watching him?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Leave it to senior US Senator Mitch Mcconnell to be the latest republican to get caught in a public sex scandal.
All you Dlisted 69-h8rz line up to the left.
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Vanessa da Mata, Boa sorte
Has anyone seen enough hentai to know where this is going?
He is really starting to CUM out of his shell.....
Finally, the answer to the ages-old question: If two turtles bang in the woods and people are around to see them, do they make sounds?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
LOL TexnDoc!
Mountain Dew is the Andre of sodie pop. - Michael K
Who knew Woody Allen could still get it up?
Haha Mormons you got photobombed.
Sex outdoors and from behind? We're going to have to consult the Scripture on this...
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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK
Jessica Simpson's first sex tape released.
"We get sloppy seconds!", squealed Dad with glee...
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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK
Turtle Wax on, Turtle Wax off.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead