Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 28, 2012 / Posted by:

These two well-known female Scientologists have secretly hooked up. One is married and the other is divorced. They are not overt lesbians, but some nights – when the booze is flowing and the timing is right – they rush into each other’s arms. Who are they? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

This is one blind item that I hope is true, because Kelly Preston deserves to get hers while John Travolta is out there getting his from every massage therapist who doesn’t scream for dear life when he unleashes his wrinkly, hungry tunnel of love. We all know muncher extraordinaire Kirstie Alley can eat a sandwich down to its crust while sitting across the room from it, so Kelly is in good hands….lips…tongue flicks..etc…

Can you name the married talk-show icon who is notorious for dr*nk-dialing his female assistants and producers? The pushy personality is all business on TV, but after a few drinks he turns into an overheated sex hound. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Matt Lauer? But if they’re using the word icon the way it should be used, I’ll guess Willard Scott?

The search for a replacement for the costar of this television show has dragged on for months. The producers have finally narrowed it down to three men. They are all in their 30s and 40s. One is a funny actor, one is a professional performer, and one is just a pro. All three are very comfortable on camera and have good chemistry with the current costar.

The really interesting twist is that there is one other last-minute dark-horse entry: the current costar’s ex. He would certainly be ratings-grabber, but we don’t know how much longevity he would have on the show, and the producers really want someone for the long haul.

Out of the running: two gay talkers (both are too busy with other projects), two over-50 contenders (too old), and the current costar’s current SO. (Blind Gossip)

Show: LIVE! with Kelly
Funny actor: Jerry O’Connell?
Professional performer: Pat Kiernan of NY1?
Pro: Michael Strahan?
Dark-horse: Trace Cyrus?

This actor is just about A list. He does a mix of television and movies and is one of those guys who you just feel is on the way to superstardom, but just can’t quite get the perfect role. I guess he would be A- then. He is married. Hooker stories would not be fun if the guy was not married. This would also get rid of Charlie Sheen which would be every person’s guess for anything to do with a man and hookers. Oh, Sean Penn would be a guess too. But you know even in the middle of nowhere if you say actor and hooker, someone is going to say Charlie Sheen. This actor I am referring to is married as I said, and she is famous in her own right. In certain ways she might have eclipsed her husband’s fame. The husband has been in trouble before with hookers. The thing is he loves them. He says that the first thing he does before going to a new city is to see what their escort situation is and he spends a few hours in front of the computer deciding which ones he is going to have and on what days and in what order. When he gets to the city he makes himself wait and then he invites them over one by one to the point where he has had four or five different women in one night. After being busted several times by his wife, he now has it down to a science and plans his schedule in advance to make sure that when he is with the women, his wife will be busy. She checks up on him constantly when they are apart. The thing is he rarely does anything while at home with anyone because he is too scared of getting caught and feels like when he is away from LA that most people don’t know what he looks like. Well, no one said he was incredibly brilliant. After the last time he was caught his wife made him go to outpatient sex therapy. He still goes but the second he is out of town his fingers are dialing. He has not had sex with his wife in months and he said they once went a whole year without sex. This is his excuse for being with the hookers. (CDAN)

Josh Duhamel or Ben Affleck?

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