Ann Curry Says Goodbye To Today, Calls Matt Lauer "Glib"
Ann Curry announced on Today this morning the news we've all known for weeks: NBC did her dirty by pushing her out as co-host after just a year on the job. As Ann announced that today is her last day as co-host, she choked on Matt Lauer's smugness and cried, because she had to be a professional and resist the tempting urge to strangle him in front of the cameras. Ann said that she's staying at the network and will travel the world covering serious news stories for NBC News and Today. Ann said that she loves the viewers, will miss the viewers, especially loves the crew and hopes that Matt drowns in a pool of his own shit. Okay, Ann didn't say that last part, but I'm pretty sure I saw that line sitting at the tip of her tongue, waiting to fly.
Ann ended her BYE BITCHES speech by saying, "For all of you, who saw me as a groundbreaker, I'm sorry I couldn't carry the ball over the finish line, but I did try." Then Matt, Al Roker and Natalie Morales took turns telling their favorite Ann stories from the past 14 years. It felt like I was watching a memorial service with bright lightning. Ann isn't DEAD! I don't even know why Ann cried unless she was crying warm tears of happiness. Ann is getting millions of dollars in her exit settlement, doesn't have to look at Matt's baby ostrich head anymore and no longer has to go to bed when Jeopardy! comes on TV. Ann is the real winner here.
The most awkward part was when Ann hugged Al, hugged Natalie and didn't even try to hug Matt. We all know that feeling. Sometimes you don't hug a bitch you hate, because you're afraid that your arms will take over and squeeze that trick until their internal organs pour of their mouth. Then you'll do a dance on that bitch's insides. Ann probably felt that would be a little much for morning television.
Ann also gave an interview to USA Today last night where she said that she knew she was going to get fired and is sad to go, because the Today co-host job has been her dream job. Ann also said that the leaks about her firing have "hurt her deeply" and she doesn't blame herself for why Today's ratings are dropping. When asked about Matt, Ann said this:
"Obviously he's considered the golden boy of morning television. He's so good when you sit next to him; it's hard not to be helped by that. He's funny and glib, and he knows how the show works. It's been my honor in this last year to sit next to him."
GLIB!!! That tickling sensation Matt feels in his ears is from Tommy Girl loudly cackling in the distance. And with that subtle shade, Ann wins again. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, assholes, goodbye!
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LMAO. Well played Ann, well played with that interview..
That was awkward watching Glib Lauer try to come off sincere during her goodbye.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Matt Lauer will always be known as Glib Lauer from now on! I haven't watched "Today" in years but always liked Ann and wondered why she was always passed over for the big spot. She finally got picked and they dropped her. I'd prefer she left and went somewhere else.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 06/28/2012
I haven't seen hateful shit like this since Conan's firing several years ago.
Til this DAY, I can't see Leno..
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WORD. I don't care who's on I don't watch. I'd love to see Ann go on Conan to commiserate, but since she still works at NBC, that won't happen.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
I caught the awkward crybaby session and Matt slid his snake hand on Ann's shoulder when she was blithering. My friend walked in room and didn't know the details but said, "Why does Lauer Glib look like he's gonna do a full on shove from the shoulder to Angelina's BFF?" LMAO! It totally looked like Matt was going to give her an actual shove from the couch since a flight of stairs wasn't nearby.
Can't get the sads when fired or not, she's got major bank.
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Yes..Can't feel sorry for someone who makes $20 Million. But I have to say this..I value her work ethic and I respect her tremendously.
I won't be able to come to work knowing my boss was waiting to fire me at the same time flame my ass to the media. TMZ said they were splicing her going away segment last night..what the holy fuck?? who spilled this out? Who is so hateful??
I haven't seen hateful shit like this since Conan's firing several years ago.
Til this DAY, I can't see Leno..
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LOL Sucky!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I also can't feel sorry for an overpaid bitch, but, her Glib exit makes me respect her a lot.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Wow, Matt is kind of a fuckface huh?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 11:06am.
Ann should have dropped an F bomb.
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Or at LEAST whipped a boob out!
Ugh, how humiliating for her. I wish she would have landed a flying elbow right in Matt's crotch.
Good morning good morning everyone good morning good morning, morning, good morning everyone, everyone: good morning, good morning y'all, good morning everyone good morning, mornin', good morning, good morning everyone good morning, good morning morning morning, good morning everyone, everyone good morning good morning, good morning everyone good morning, good mornin y'all
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm with you, fredfred. She was one of the most annoyingly insipid dippy people on tv, that reminded me of some condescendingly chipper kindergarten teacher. Adios, ditz.
glib: readily fluent, often thoughtlessly, superficially, or insincerely so.
Matt's face at the end said it all: GTFO Ann. Savannah's waiting just offstage and my Viagra is starting to kick in.
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I find it hard to feel sorry for someone who's going to be making millions for a job she doesn't have to do.
Where the EFF do I sign up???
baby ostrich head!!!! brillaint!
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I've never been a fan of Ann Curry (her last name always brings up the image of a shopping plaza Indian Restaurant for me), but I can respect her as a REAL journalist. The way they did her exit was questionable and dirty. If they think they are going to get ratings now because she is gone, think again NBC. Ive been surfing the comment boards of other sites and all of those early riser soccer moms are already pledging thier allegiance to Good Morning America. Ratings FAIL, NBC! Lol, karma is a b*tch ;-)____________________________________
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i so fucking hate ann. i'm a hater from way back. that being said, the way nbc handle this shitstorm is just awful. i wanna see her go on conan and commiserate.
and, yeah, how in the shits was she a groundbreaker? insincere laughter and overbearing earnestness was in morning news long before her and i can think of nothing else she excelled at.
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I watch GMA anyway...
*shed a tear or two with her* :p
Ann should have dropped an F bomb.
Either way she still has an awesome job, awesome salary.
Awwww, I feel bad for her. Sucks knowing you're not wanted... I don't think I could have done it. And can you imagine being one of the other 3 sitting there?!! how fucking uncomfortable is that shit?? *hates confrontation*
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Why is this shitfest still on?
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girlfriend dont be sad, you walked away with $10 million..or was it $20 million.
FUCK if somebody gave me $10 million, id walk away and shine their shoes and lick their ear.
Had to put my sunglasses on to watch this mess. Somebody powder Matt's shiney bald head.
"Matt's baby ostrich head" is poetical perfection, MK!
But Ann, "groundbreaker" OF WHAT?!? F*ck that's funny! I'm beginning to suspect some major fucktimes happened here... because this is too much ToDays of our Lives petty drama! I blame NBC, probably planned this all along to save money, Lol!
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I can't deal with glib being brought back in. I'm sure he banned that word FOREVER, and this was Anns little FUCK u to Matt. Team Ann here!!
I'm utterly amazed so much love has been pouring out for her. I found her one of the most annoying, insipid, dippy people on television. She should try out kindergarten teaching instead.
OMG...Awkwaaaaard she wouldn't even look the "baby ostrich head" in the eyes the whole time but did with the other two and you could just feel her cringe as Matt rubbed her shoulders! MAN I love the underlying cuntiness of the whole thing..LOL
Just wait till she starts getting other interviews, there are going to be some really good cunt jabbing lines coming out of her mouth in the next weeks or two for sure!
She didn't!!! Lmao. Team Ann.