The Trollsens Have Done It Again
Last year, PETA figuratively threw a can of red paint at Mary-Kate and Ashley Trollsen after their fashion line The Row put out a $39,000 alligator backpack that looked like a giant pregnant roach. That ugly backpack made of Wally Gator's mom sold out, because sometimes rich people get bored with burning their money in front of the poors and so they spend it on overpriced, ugly crap instead. Mixing their two favorite loves, making money and sucking the souls out of animals, worked so well the first time that those two Cruella de Trolls are doing it again.
The Zoe Report says that The Row is selling a "second generation" version of their alligator backpack, but this time they've covering it with patches of real fur instead of the carcass of a gator. Before I tell you how much this traveling animal cemetery costs, let me tell you all the things you could buy instead of buying this bundle of Muppet pubes:
- A Smart Car full of BUNNIES!!!!!
- A mountain of 30,000 KFC cheese top burgers that you can dive into and then eat yourself out of.
- 100 lap dances from OctoMom and 20 handjobs from Lindsay Lohan followed by 100 therapy sessions and 10 visits to the free clinic.
- 112 Olsen Barbies that you can skin and turn into a dozen Olsen doll backpacks.
- The handle of a Birkin bag.
You can buy any one of those things or you can make the Trollsen empire even richer by spending $16,900 on one of PETA's worst nightmares. Yeah, that bag is almost $17,000. The alligator one is almost $40k, so this is A DEAL! Seriously, though, that's a lot of money for a bag that is as tortured, busted and raggedy as the bags who designed it. Well, I guess it's the perfect thing to carry out in public if your ass is out of flour and you need a bitch to throw some at you.
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God, please make them go away. Yeah, didn't one of them kill Heath Ledger or something? Shouldn't she be in a teeny, tiny jail somewhere? Someone please do something...
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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK
LMAO @ joined @ the cunt and they are not siamese!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:21pm.
I can´t throw shade since in my country people eat pig's feet and cow tongue. I don't eat any of that crap.
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In my country people eat that crap too! It's horrible and nasty! Ew.
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
M.E. I dont like menudo or lengua. I am going to lunch now. Gonna go buy a hot dog. Woof!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't it about time for someone to drop a house on these two creatures and put them out of their misery?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:31pm.
skinny fat - I ventured out and tried Escargot on my honeymoon. I got two down before my brain took over and I could not proceed eating anymore SNAIL.
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i KNOW. i used to love escargot but not so much anymore. they look like slugs to me. sometimes you have to not think about what it is you're eating.
I got the most compliments from a bag I got at TJ Maxx for $35 dollars. It was Italian and very unique. I fucking LOVED that bag. NO ONE in New York had a bag like that and I had women stopping me on the street in midtown to ask me about it. No shit.
PS, I would have paid these bitches $17,000 to save the animals whose skins went into this POS. I would be mortified to give my life for this...
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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK
Blood money. Be proud, girls.
Kung Pao Kitteh Jack?
I'LL HAVE THE POO POO PLATTER!
Uncle Jesse how could you?
Jesus Christ, people are SO FUCKING STUPID! That looks like some POS Rainbow Shops shit from early 80's.
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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK
@ Paquita - speaking of dogs, I have a down-filled parka with a "real fur" collared hood that smells like wet dog when snow gets on it. Now ya got me thinking, lol.
Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:32pm.
Then you definitely don't want to know what they do to the animals that are eaten. It's why I'm a vegetarian. Barf.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
No sadly I do. I watched that damn PETA video too. I was a veg after that for about 2 weeks, but I'm not a big veggie eater so I had french fries, cheese quesadilla and cheese pizza and broke down and turned back. I was starving man! Now I like to think the meat in my package was born that way and was never an actual animal.
There's this Chinese restaurant down the road meow that serves kitty on a stick that is out of this world meow.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Is that a handle or a leash for the bag?
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Coma Caca!
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Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:22pm.
why do they always face each other? are they joined at the cunts? fugly little bitches.....
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:30pm.
That price is obscene in ANY economy.
You spend $17,000 on a car, not a fucking bag.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Oh for Christ's sake - anyone else old enough to remember the nasty-assed dyed rabbit fur vests that looked like this?
Anyone who spends thousands of dollars on any bag is a foolio. Emperor's New Clothes, people!
Why do the trollsens always pose chest to chest like that? They are not siamese twins. WTF?
When I was 18 I landed a Christmas job wrapping catalog ordered gifts at the Needless Markup (Neiman Marcus) warehouse and almost puked at every gift I had to wrap. Not only were the clothes hideous, they cost more than the car I was driving at the time. Which was a '85 Escort, but still. Made me sick. And fuck these little monchichi looking girls. I eat meat, but I'm not rich or even close so I have to. Ground beef and carbs are for the poor ya know!
OK even if I were rich I would still get down on some steak, but I would never buy or wear fur. I'm scarred from the PETA vid I watched. Its really brutal what they do to the fur animals.
gross and unnecessary, just like them. this bag sucks as much as their acting.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:11pm.
I bet this is the same. Speaking of dogs (tear), has anyone seen the TABU episode of NatGeo about Koreans eating all parts of dog and how there are only certain days when you are allowed to eat it, cause it makes men fertile and so on?
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Eating dog is falling out of fashion in Kimchiland. More and more people see it as disgusting and some wacky old fashioned thing that old people do. Boshintang is some disgusting dog meat soup that old men eat to be virile.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
skinny fat - I ventured out and tried Escargot on my honeymoon. I got two down before my brain took over and I could not proceed eating anymore SNAIL.
That bag looks like it's made of scraps. That price is obscene IN THIS ECONOMY.
Mountain Dew is the Andre of sodie pop. - Michael K
The only problem I have with the Olsen's is that they have fooled everyone into thinking they are classy and high money. Whatthefuckever. If I never hear another word from these cunts my life would be improved 100 fold. Isn't there a hole somewhere we could throw these shitty dressers?
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
they are sincerely, and utterly, and totally gross.
they are fucking ugly as shit and have been since they got picked to be on that show with those giant bags under their freakbaby eyes.
they are nasty skanks, always a step away from sticking their fingers between the other ones legs, i mean wtf is up with that pose there?
they sound like idiot poseurs when they talk.
and they are pigs. thats all. pigs.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Eating dogs and cats is so beyond wrong. Obama ate dog. So there you go.
mind boggling.
I'd like to think my frequent donations to PETA are driven by altruism... but I can't deny I am rewarded ten-fold in pure entertainment value.
pquita - Gross. I know, different cultures, different beliefs and shit, but eating dog and or cat is just WRONG to me.
And you can keep your damn Menudo and Lengua.
Don't forget about horses! I hate that I live in a state where we have slaughtering plants for horses. Hurts my heart.
I bought the cutest little straw bag at Target for $2.50 (plus tax) yesterday. I don't think I've ever spent more than $25 on a purse.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Michael K, you are on fire lately. Thanks for the daily cheap therapy
why do they always face each other? are they joined at the cunts? fugly little bitches.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Amazing observation. So true-- and WHY??
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:14pm.
Paquita - QUE???????????????????????
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I am seeeerrius! They eat everything and anything! The dog tail for back problems and I think it was their balls to concieve.
I can´t throw shade since in my country people eat pig's feet and cow tongue. I don't eat any of that crap. I stay away from all that!!!
I like dogs as pets.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Considering what passes for 'fashion' these days no wonder these twats are considered icons. Celebrities wear some of the ugliest clothes I've ever seen and occasionally wear something fabulous. I thought spending $1000 (which I save up for) on my LV was extravagant.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:13pm.
I love and admire anyone who embraces capitalism and sends an F-U to PETA.
I want a sable fur Russian hat to wear in the winter. A big one made from baby sables. Cute baby sables.
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I don't like you.
No thanks. I wouldn't feel comfortable walking around with a dead corgi.
I can't believe that this trolls are considered "fashion icons", how so!? Their clothes are fug and their bags are fug too (see above). Makes you think that fashion is really shit if they show the olsen trolls as genious!
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Club sammiches, not seals!
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
"sometimes rich people get bored with burning their money in front of the poors and so they spend it on overpriced, ugly crap instead"
AHAHAHAHHAA! We just walked up Madison Avenue on our way home and I can't believe some of the ugly shit in the windows. I like sour grapes.
Yeah, that looks like high end fashion . Snort. Looks more like a failed Project Runway assignment.
stop me if you've heard this one...
so a seal walks in to a club...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Paquita - QUE???????????????????????
Submitted by elanenergy on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:08pm.
Hear! Hear! For the tasteful poor... We inherit our Vuitton and forgo meals for our Clarins body scrub! But seriously? Well said.
Maybe it's Nutria fur, like George's replacement hat?
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" I don't care what anybody says about me, as long as it isn't true."
Dorothy Parker
I love and admire anyone who embraces capitalism and sends an F-U to PETA.
I want a sable fur Russian hat to wear in the winter. A big one made from baby sables. Cute baby sables.