The Trollsens Have Done It Again
Last year, PETA figuratively threw a can of red paint at Mary-Kate and Ashley Trollsen after their fashion line The Row put out a $39,000 alligator backpack that looked like a giant pregnant roach. That ugly backpack made of Wally Gator's mom sold out, because sometimes rich people get bored with burning their money in front of the poors and so they spend it on overpriced, ugly crap instead. Mixing their two favorite loves, making money and sucking the souls out of animals, worked so well the first time that those two Cruella de Trolls are doing it again.
The Zoe Report says that The Row is selling a "second generation" version of their alligator backpack, but this time they've covering it with patches of real fur instead of the carcass of a gator. Before I tell you how much this traveling animal cemetery costs, let me tell you all the things you could buy instead of buying this bundle of Muppet pubes:
- A Smart Car full of BUNNIES!!!!!
- A mountain of 30,000 KFC cheese top burgers that you can dive into and then eat yourself out of.
- 100 lap dances from OctoMom and 20 handjobs from Lindsay Lohan followed by 100 therapy sessions and 10 visits to the free clinic.
- 112 Olsen Barbies that you can skin and turn into a dozen Olsen doll backpacks.
- The handle of a Birkin bag.
You can buy any one of those things or you can make the Trollsen empire even richer by spending $16,900 on one of PETA's worst nightmares. Yeah, that bag is almost $17,000. The alligator one is almost $40k, so this is A DEAL! Seriously, though, that's a lot of money for a bag that is as tortured, busted and raggedy as the bags who designed it. Well, I guess it's the perfect thing to carry out in public if your ass is out of flour and you need a bitch to throw some at you.
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these two bitches are clever, cuz they are milking their made in china bags for huge $$$ and rich people are dumb enough to buy it.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:15am.
They're not women, they're anime trolls. And given their ongoing support for the cruel skinning and murder of innocent animals for the flimsiest of vain reasons (not even food or NECESSARY clothes), jokes made about skinning THEM is the LEAST they deserve.
And honestly, the creatures that they got the fur from contributed more to society than these two have.
So let's go ahead and make an Olsen handbag, and give it to the minks, foxes and chinchillas. I'm sure they will feel sorrier for the Olsens than the Olsens do for them.
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*returns LaChaylo's birthday present*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by aherner on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:49pm.
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WTF is this rambling spam? Have any of you tried to read this shit? It has to be some sort of Asian to English translation and poor translating as well!
Whamster, I have reported it so much that my fingers are down to the nubs.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:29am.
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Me too, one reaction is enough though.
Hi Lucy♥! ITA, on the comment about not needing logos all over the place! That's the worst!
So, you attending the cyber MM wankfest too?! ;D
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:15am.
Whenever you post I wonder if I'm just imagining things. Horrible things.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:59pm.
I always wonder why people pay exorbitant amounts of money to be walking advertisements. Huge logos/ all over logos are so gauche!I may not have a lot of money, but I'd rather pay for quality and not some logo.
Yes! Quality is all that matters to me - I definitely will not buy cheap at the expense of quality, but then again I have seen some expensive shit that was just the WORST quality imaginable.
MK, how much is PETA bribing you to attack their enemies?
Joking about killing and skinning women is not cool. Even if those women are people you really don't like. That's some Ed Gein bullshit right there.
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It could be pubic hair...might as well call it a merkin bag.
Submitted by aherner on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:49pm.
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WTF is this rambling spam? Have any of you tried to read this shit? It has to be some sort of Asian to English translation and poor translating as well!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/27/2012 -
After my own heart...
I always wonder why people pay exorbitant amounts of money to be walking advertisements. Huge logos/ all over logos are so gauche!
I may not have a lot of money, but I'd rather pay for quality and not some logo.
EDIT: Most annoying logo and bag - Juicy Couture velvet shit. So Jersey Shore.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:31pm.
the Louis Vuitton logos (especially the colored ones on the white background) are hideous.
Utterly disgusting, as are those quilted Chanel handbags.
I'm not into bags either, although the only two handbags I have are/were expensive, being Mulberry (£600 and £700). But Mulberry is chic, and doesn't have stupid shit written all over it. I hate anything with exposed brand names on it - a small embossed logo will do.
If the item is worth the money then it will speak for itself without the brand written all over it.
I could not hate Louis Vuitton bags any more than I do. So ugly, and being paraded around by Trashy hoes everywhere in California. Ugh.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 10:00pm.
Whamo... *conserving letters for the next post you will miss* lololol You been wreaking havoc today at kk? ;P
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No not today, I'll go two or three times a week though. If everyone is over there two I'll stick around longer. :)
Did they skin different species of roadkill for this one?
My dream is to hold those bitches down, shave their heads and make a sweater. I hate em.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:18pm.
Rich people who waste their money on this useless, idiotic shit deserve to be separated from their money and useless bitches like the Olsens deserve to turn into the no-neck, chain-smoking, vapid useless assholes they are...but animals DON'T deserve to die for fashion. I can't believe this shit is legal.
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YESSSS Scott!! I knew you had it in you - preach!!
They got rich saying "You got it dude" and now they're putting useless bullshit made out of animal fur? UGH. These hos don't even bathe!!
Sinjin and Nicole, I agree with you wholeheartly on skinning the Olsens.
DON'T LIKE THEM....OVERRATED, RUDE, UNIMPRESSIVE, FUR MONGER BITCHES...DON'T LIKE THEM....
FUCK those twats.
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Whamo... *conserving letters for the next post you will miss* lololol You been wreaking havoc today at kk? ;P
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Angelina has one of the these made out of orphan and all it cost her was her first adopted. .
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:18pm.
Rich people who waste their money on this useless, idiotic shit deserve to be separated from their money and useless bitches like the Olsens deserve to turn into the no-neck, chain-smoking, vapid useless assholes they are...but animals DON'T deserve to die for fashion. I can't believe this shit is legal.
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Scott in NYC....Hero!!! Wish I could write like you, that is poetry! My pet rabbits thank you!!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:31pm.
I love my clothes, jewelry, and shoes as much as the next ho, but I am not a bag person and cannot fathom spending a lot of money on a bag. Most of the expensive ones are ugly as sin anyway--the Louis Vuitton logos (especially the colored ones on the white background) are hideous.
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The old man and I were in New Orleans once, and stopped into the LV boutique on Canal Street. They had a sweet pair of denim mules that I really liked, I can't remember how much they cost but it wasn't expensive for LV ... Old man asked, "You like them. You want them?" and I said, "Are you fucking NUTS? A couple hundred dollars for shoes I'd maybe wear once and then pack away for fear something bad would happen to them? No Thanks!" And I'm a whore for shoes. Ditto purses, I have a Coach bag that was given to me, a few Coach wristlets and that's IT.
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Now I love me some expensive bags, but that is just plain SHITASTIC!
I live in the West, where there all kinds of "old timey" tourist traps like Buffalo Bill's grave and "authentic" "Indian Markets" (filled with shit from Taiwan). Anyway, they always have these patchwork leather and fur items. Clearly, made of rats and goats. This goddamn purse looks EXACTLY like one of those items!
UGH these Trollsen twins! I'm all for #getmoneybitches but don't kill animals to do it. MK's right, this is a "traveling animal cemetery", horrible!
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I love my clothes, jewelry, and shoes as much as the next ho, but I am not a bag person and cannot fathom spending a lot of money on a bag. Most of the expensive ones are ugly as sin anyway--the Louis Vuitton logos (especially the colored ones on the white background) are hideous.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
What a bunch of dumbass fucking idiots. Jesus Christ I hate everything
that looks like all the road kill bunnies and coyotes I see on my way to work every morning
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:22pm.
Same here. I eat a lot less pork now, almost none in fact. Pigs are too smart and cute and friendly.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
The fur on that bag looks like it was ripped off a pack of werewolves.
I don't believe for a second that these two fucks have THAT successful of a clothing line. If a purse they had sold out that was super expensive, there were probably only a limited number made anyway. I don't know anyone who thinks of these two trolls as fashion icons and they certainly have no personal taste in clothing.
The sad part about all this is that the rich would be better off just donating all that money. The tax write off is a good thing, and it helps others. The organizations that help third world countries are a good donation. So much can be done with that much money. I think they just live in some kind of fantasy land, where the real problems of the world should not affect them. Boo...
if Khloe Kardassian buys a dozen of these would that be like a Bufflao Bill Silence of the Lambs thing?
I love me some deep-fried goodness, but that KFC sandwich is just wrong. Cheese on the outside, how does that work?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:44pm.
*sets up defense fund for KA*... donations welcome, folks!!... what? that one lady got over 500 grand!... i get half of what's left over, right?
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of course i'll cut you in. it's going to be a pretty cut and dry case though, with my air tight insanity defense and all.
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They're probably made from the pubes they saved from every guy that ever starred in 'Full House'.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:26pm.
No kidding. I can't imagine killing an animal you've grown attached to, though I guess that's what we do when we put down old or sick pets. I hope I have the fortitude to pull the plug on Mom. (Also hope she doesn't read Dlisted, though she hasn't figured out how to scroll yet on her Mac so I may be OK.)
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:26pm.
The husband and I had been debating about getting a couple of cows and a couple of pigs and raising our own meat. Then when we started talking "details", we realized we would have a geriatric farm because we couldn't kill the animals or take them to slaughter.
We have a big garden.
We are veggie killers.
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When I had to drive on the PA Turnpike at an ungodly hour of the day, I'd pass a shitload of trucks hauling pigs to slaughter at a meat processor in eastern PA. I could not eat pork for the LONGEST time thinking of their little piggy ears and snouts and curled tails sticking out through the slats of the trailer. I think I went two years without eating pork. Then I said, fuck it, I want some bacon.
I don't eat as much pork as I used to, though.
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Can I have one made entirely out of baby foxes?
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Rich people who waste their money on this useless, idiotic shit deserve to be separated from their money and useless bitches like the Olsens deserve to turn into the no-neck, chain-smoking, vapid useless assholes they are...but animals DON'T deserve to die for fashion. I can't believe this shit is legal.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:31pm.
PETA might be its own worst enemy. I just hate proselytizing; lemme make up my own mind.
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"Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past."
dear lord sheeple will buy anything.
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:43pm.
Swarm - that LV was the worst bag ever, I still can't believe it wasn't a practical joke!
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I think it was an easy cash grab off of the tackier members of the "new money" crowd. House of Vuitton knew that label whores like Kanye, Beyonce, Kardashian, etc would snap up anything they promoted as exclusive, regardless of the price tag or appearance.
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Submitted by Cake666 on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 4:42pm.
Who the fuck cares?! People are such naïve cunts.
http://foododdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/No-Such-Thing-As-A-Vega...
Here now go boycott medicine too please.
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For your health.
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Actually you're naive if you believe in that stupid little diagram. For instance it implies it's impossible to be a vegan and eat pasta. There is only a few kinds of pasta that contain blood. Most kinds on pasta do not contain "blood" at all.
It's the same with medicine(THE VAST MAJORITY of medicines do not contain cow...SORRY!) and pretty much everything else in that bullshit agenda pushing diagram.
That pathetic little diagram is just you having an agenda against vegans. I am not a vegan but I can see right through the holes in that diagram and right through your agenda.
Get a life and stop worrying about vegans not wanting to eat meat or use animal by-products.
Submitted by KA on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:41pm.
im going to go to wherever this piece of vomit with handles is being sold and beat the holy ghost out of anyone that buys it.
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*sets up defense fund for KA*... donations welcome, folks!!... what? that one lady got over 500 grand!... i get half of what's left over, right?
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LMFAO @ TRIBBLES! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Spot on Swarm!
I work in fashion and even I can't see how they're not taking the piss.
Swarm - that LV was the worst bag ever, I still can't believe it wasn't a practical joke!
im going to go to wherever this piece of vomit with handles is being sold and beat the holy ghost out of anyone that buys it.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK