This Is Supposed To Be Paula Deen's Body Today
Ever since Paula Deen made the Land O'Lakes girl reach for the noose when she announced that she's got Type 2 Diabetes, she's been eating healthier and has traded her usual lunch of deep fried cake and bacon sandwiches for salad and baked fish. The Parkay tub's former nemesis tells People that not swallowing an entire Domino sugar factory every day has melted 30 pounds from her body in six months. Paula is still losing the chunk and says that soon the mound of white Ursula hair on her head will weigh more than her body. Paula owes her new size 10 body to slowly making changes in her diet, not eating all the deep fried deliciousness she makes, Photoshop and People Magazine waving a check at her.
"I do think differently now. I'm more aware. It took me a couple of years to get to this point. If you make a few small changes, they can add up to big results."
Seeing a skinnier Paula Deen is as weird as seeing Kim Kardashian without a black peen in her mouth. But I'm happy for Paula that she's eating healthier shit and yes, I typed that with one hand while sucking chocolate pudding out of a sugar cone with the other.
Also, if you switched Katy Perry and Paula's faces, that cover would look exactly the same. Their faces were harvested from the same place! Also also, are those shoes on Paula's feed made of breadsticks, cheese and better. I guess if you can't eat 'em, wear 'em.
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Submitted by ProfessorVP on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:22pm.
It's annoying that anyone would think Paula Deen owned up to he medical condition as any public service. She was outed after months, maybe years of rumors, that she had diabetes, during which time she pushed her poisonous recipes on her rube fans. If you suggested to her there's an ethical problem with that, she'd give you the standard defense of anyone who really has no defense... "Get a life!"
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I'm always curious why people have so much hatred for Paula Deen and her food. She didn't force feed anyone. Nor did she ever advocate her food as healthy. If you find her food fattening, don't eat it. I don't eat deep fried crap a lot, but there are a few times a year when I want a huge honkin' slice of butterscotch pie or fried fish with coleslaw, and if she has a good recipe, might as well try it.
As for her diabetes, her lifestyle caught up with her, as it has for millions of Americans. I don't think she fattened herself up over the six decades she's been alive with the sole intention that "yeah, i'm gonna pork out for sixty years and then one day, I'll get a pharma contract to push their drugs!" I agree she's doing the pharma contract for the money and not out of the goodness of her heart, but really, isn't that the American way? Make a buck when you can?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:13pm.
For everything? Juniors Dept? How old is she?
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Not EVERYTHING I don't guess... she gets her bras at VS *shrugs* and she is 37.
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She is getting a lollipop body, where her head is bigger than the rest of her body so she looks like a lollipop.
When you wear a size 18 (and she wore a 22, not an 18) you would have to lose at least 65 pounds to fit into a size 10. I hate it when wannabe celebs do this crap-misrepresenting their size then exaggerating their weight loss. Janet Jackson did that as well, wore an oversize hoodie over a sweatshirt and sweatpants for a Jenny Craig "before" pic when you could clearly see there was no difference in her face and hands between that and the "after" pic.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:11am.
Another woman bullied into losing weight to please the beauty police (who work undercover as concern trolls).
Orthorexia is a billion-dollar business.
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The beauty police? Do you mean the doctors who told her she should lose weight because of her diabetes?
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Submitted by oh dave: "Katy Perry does have a harvested face and I never recognize her. I don't think she has enough personality but maybe that's why she is so popular. She isn't any one thing so people can pick the one they want.."
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Aa Gertrude Stein said: There's no there there.
18thCenturyFox - I do not feel the need to "brag" and I'm sorry that some like yourself looked at it that way. I do not see myself as any perfect image whatever that might mean to anyone. ... and I feel that everybody should be able to find their size and look really great in it. Every size can look good, IMO when a piece of clothing is made well to fit a woman's body. I still feel this so-called vanity sizing thing is rather unnecessary and I do not think that "fatties" caused it.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:53pm.
Yes, online shopiing is my friend too! Good to know about the Victorias Secret. It can be hard to find well made clothing that doesn't cost a fortune. I love JCrew as well but it can be rather generic. I hate chinos. lol. They look terrible on me!
Well, at least we now know who stole Sarah Palin's "Bump-it."
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Migraineuse, except this lady is very sick. Believe me, she'd normally ngaf and would rather eat herself to death but health forced her to modify her lifestyle... simple as that!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:11am.
Another woman bullied into losing weight to please the beauty police (who work undercover as concern trolls).
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Actually, I don't think this had to do with beauty, because she's out of that demographic where looks matter. If she were younger, I'd agree.
However, this is all about shamelessly selling pharm drugs for diabetes after telling people to ingest lots of "better" and "shooogerr." Nobody's going to buy diabetes drugs from a bigger person, male or female, not to mention I'm sure it's part of her health regimen.
Migraineuse, you're a smart woman, but sometimes I think you're view is quite limited in scope. It's good to use the feminist lenses, but there more nuances and gray areas to situations where the feminist lenses don't tell the whole story. Not everything is so black and white.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:11am.
Another woman bullied into losing weight to please the beauty police (who work undercover as concern trolls).
Orthorexia is a billion-dollar business.
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Migraineuse, usually I agree with you, but doesn't she have type two diabetes? This is for health issues,right?
Another woman bullied into losing weight to please the beauty police (who work undercover as concern trolls).
Orthorexia is a billion-dollar business.
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Who gives a shit how many pounds she lost...just make some more lard food.
She may be skinny now, but she's still a racist.
It's annoying that anyone would think Paula Deen owned up to he medical condition as any public service. She was outed after months, maybe years of rumors, that she had diabetes, during which time she pushed her poisonous recipes on her rube fans. If you suggested to her there's an ethical problem with that, she'd give you the standard defense of anyone who really has no defense... "Get a life!"
i hate that any 'celebrity' of any type does Big Pharm commercials (vs sharing for free any medical info that they care to share to help others).
however i am also Very alarmed how many people have no clue that Fats (good organic, grass fed, cold pressed etc) fats are GOOD for the human brain and body!
BIG PHARM spreading more of their bullshite.
most people -including doctors- do not even understand that Cholesterol is GOOD for the body
the body uses cholesterol as the main 'ingredient' to make ALL our 'steroid hormones"
Steroid hormones are our Cortisol and TestosteroneS (all types) and EstrogenS (all of them) and Progesterone .
i picked this link off google search but not saying this doctor knows every thing he should know :/
http://metabolichealing.com/key-integrated-functions-of-your-body/hormon...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:43pm.
I'm sorry, a skinny, thinnish, whatever Paula Dean does not work for me. No.
There are certain peeps that need to be fat. This bitch, Oprah,etc. We all know who they are.
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LOL!! This is so true! Add Mrs. Santa Claus to this list!
Photoshop and airbrush = sessy new figure.
I'm sorry, a skinny, thinnish, whatever Paula Dean does not work for me. No.
There are certain peeps that need to be fat. This bitch, Oprah,etc. We all know who they are.
Now see, they's bitches who ain't supposed to be fat that try and rock the fat and it don't work. Kirsty Alley and John Travolta, Xtina. Look, you bitches ain't supposed to be fat, so stop it.
Oprah and Paula Dean ain't supposed to be skinny or thin and they need to stop it too (well Oprah has of late and Paula need to board that Chubby Train). That's how the world works, peeps. Some bitches is sposta be skinny and some bitches is sposta be fat. Deal wif it.
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I have a skinny neck like Henry Rollins. Be jellis. Everything on me is a choker.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:18pm.
I use smoked hamhocks when I make split pea soup.
But I am also not a vegetarian.....
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It tastes pretty bland without the ham. I can do most things veg, but not pea soup or collard greens. Ham, bacon, or some other smoked meat is essential!
o/t...if Paula's happier and healthier, then good for her.
Couldn't care less about Katy Perry. Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
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I hope this disgusting avaricious pig has a massive heart attack. She should be publicly be shamed for pushing the lard/butter and sour cream to make money. So what does she cook now since she has the diabetis. I'm so pissed I cant think straight!
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:02pm.
Oh please. No one was complaining about the "fatties" (your words). I have NEVER had an easy time finding clothes. EVER. It's not always about the size on the tag. Am I fat? Nope. Do I care if anyone else is fat? Nope. Not everything is a personal attack on fat people. *rolls eyes*
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Good for you Paula Peen. Now go away.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:18pm.
I use smoked hamhocks when I make split pea soup.
But I am also not a vegetarian.....
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oh yeah or a leftover hambone with meat on it. YUM
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:02pm.
Ah the faux complaints of the privileged thin. Such hard times dealing with all us fatties that caused that vanity sizing Sheesh. My GFs that are size 2 have never had trouble finding clothing and dont feel the need to pretend they do. I figure this kind of nonsense is an excuse to backwards brag?
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LOVE IT...hilarious. I hear you. Never been really fat, but I am definitely not thin. Muscular and tall, and this makes it a true bitch to find anything. Just add a LITTLE bit of hip on the body, and it SUCKS finding shorts and skirts. UGGH!
I used to have a friend who was in such denial of her size, she'd cram her ass into small sizes and wear loose fitting shirts to cover the epic muffin top she created from cramming herself into the bottoms. Looked horrible on her.
Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:35pm.
Queenie - Ugh, I just hate shopping though.....I want to go in, get what I need and get the fuck out. When I have to try on a skirt in every size from 1 to 6 I just get cranky and give up and come home and complain that nothing fit me right. This could be why my summer closet is practically empty. lol.
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Same here. I hate shopping. Victoria Secret clothing is the best for me. Online. It's classy, nicely made and I don't have to try on ten million sizes. In one store I can pick up 5 different pairs of short in different styles and I will wear a variety of sizes from 0 to 6. In the SAME BRAND NAME. I hate that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:13pm.
For everything? Juniors Dept? How old is she?
i can't stomach paula...
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Roseanne Barr
I was a size zero till my 30's when I had 3 kids.
yes, it's hard to find.
BUT my daughter who did not inherit my genes wears a 10, and that's ALSO hard to find.
unless you're a size 7,8,9 good luck finding choices.
and let me just add, my daughters curvy solid athletic 10 looks way better than I ever did at zero. I'd kill for her body.
The key is being active and healthy and your body will look great in almost anything.
/end of niceness. fck the size monitors.
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I use smoked hamhocks when I make split pea soup.
But I am also not a vegetarian.....
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:18pm.
Daniee: Lard is making a comeback. It has special qualities for cooking that Crisco can't match and is not as bad for us as they thought. (like butter and eggs and coffee).
We used to get donuts that were fried in lard and they were delicious. Not greasy and just the littlest bit crispy, while being moist inside. Mmmmm.
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That delicious Jiffy cornbread mix has LARD in it. I was horrified at first, and now I figure I've eaten worse things, sooooo...
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Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:02pm.
Ah the faux complaints of the privileged thin. Such hard times dealing with all us fatties that caused that vanity sizing Sheesh. My GFs that are size 2 have never had trouble finding clothing and dont feel the need to pretend they do. I figure this kind of nonsense is an excuse to backwards brag?
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Ha, ha!!!!
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:02pm.
that's exactly what i'm doing. you nailed it. i'm a size 0 though so your heifer sized-2 friends need to step some shit up.
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Even her English Peas recipe required half a stick of butter (well, and a can opener, but that's not my point).
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Ah the faux complaints of the privileged thin. Such hard times dealing with all us fatties that caused that vanity sizing Sheesh. My GFs that are size 2 have never had trouble finding clothing and dont feel the need to pretend they do. I figure this kind of nonsense is an excuse to backwards brag?
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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:43pm.
@ Queenie
I'm in the outlying suburbs of Detroit. Went to college in E Lansing (MSU)
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LOL friend's ex has the MSU AND University of Michigan logos tattooed on his person ... he didn't attend either university.
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@ Queenie
I'm in the outlying suburbs of Detroit. Went to college in E Lansing (MSU)
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:34pm.
@ Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:30pm.
Well, we could trade skirts & tops then, lol. PA isn't too far from MI.
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Which part of MI? I have a friend who used to live on the UP and then moved back home to Lansing. I am 60 miles west of Philly.
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Queenie - Ugh, I just hate shopping though.....I want to go in, get what I need and get the fuck out. When I have to try on a skirt in every size from 1 to 6 I just get cranky and give up and come home and complain that nothing fit me right. This could be why my summer closet is practically empty.
lol.
@ Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:30pm.
Well, we could trade skirts & tops then, lol. PA isn't too far from MI.
Oh, Hekki.....my Mom did that with ham grease....apparantly, the way I make pea soup (vegetarian) is NOT REAL pea soup. I guess I have to give her that!!
I never used Crisco either so.
Even though I am vegetarian, I do not feel that all animal stock is necessarily unhealthy though if eaten in moderation. It is natural and unprocessed. Sorry to go all health nerdy here but for older people, cooking in low sodium animal stock is good to build up their resistance to colds and such.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:20pm.
Where u at Queenie? We should shop each others closets, lol. Except I am a shortie!
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I'm in PA and I'm a shortie too - 5'3". But I have longer legs than a typical shortie.
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Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:00pm.
I don't mind... It's something she enjoys so it's fine by me.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:20pm.
I don't go by sizes when I go clothes shopping, I go by what I think will fit and what's on sale. I've got stuff in my closet ranging from size 0 to size 6.
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me neither but sometimes people get sensitive about sizing if they are chubs. there's nothing wrong with chubs; it's those HUGE FAT OBESE people with rolls and rolls of fat who can barely walk that make me cringe. That and superfatties in spandex.
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So my former BFF went on a diet and lost a lot of weight ... she immediately decided that she could fit into petite clothes because to her "petite" = "skinny" not "short" so she'd run around in pants that were too short but she was PROUD AS FUCK that she "fit" in petite clothing. SMDH
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:20pm.
I don't go by sizes when I go clothes shopping, I go by what I think will fit and what's on sale. I've got stuff in my closet ranging from size 0 to size 6.
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me neither but sometimes people get sensitive about sizing if they are chubs. there's nothing wrong with chubs; it's those HUGE FAT OBESE people with rolls and rolls of fat who can barely walk that make me cringe. That and superfatties in spandex.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:20pm.
Where u at Queenie? We should shop each others closets, lol. Except I am a shortie!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:11pm.
Skinny fat: nah, she's not making Armenians look bad. The Armenians I know are extremely well educated and would disown their daughters for behaving like that trash heap of a family. The two families I know have doctors and lawyers for daughters, not cumdumpsters and whores.
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