QOTD: What's The Rudest Thing Katie Price Has Done For Love?
During a press conference for her soon-to-be Galaxy National Book Award-winning "novel" In The Name Of Love, Now Magazine asked the pride of Britain Katie Price what is the rudest thing she's ever done in the name of love. If Katie Price wanted to spit out some honesty for the first time in her entire life, she would've said the time she got into a stunt marriage with Alex Reid to fulfill her love for her true soulmate: FAME. But instead, Katie told reporters about the time she Grey Goose'd her cross-dressing, MMA-fighting ex-husband. If you're sucking on the tip of a vodka bottle or having butt sex right now, you might not want to read the rest. Because reading it will ruin both of those acts for you. This is the shit that came out of Katie's mouth when asked about the rudest thing she's done for love:
"I fucked Alex up the arse with a vodka bottle."
Did we not learn anything from 1 Guy, 1 Jar?! Do NOT Google that unless you want your insides to die and fall out of your ass (you could be into that, I don't know).
So Katie basically gave Alex a vodka enema. Big deal. Who hasn't given themselves a vodka enema after they've had their wisdom teeth pulled out and the dentist told them they can't drink booze orally for a few days? We've all done it. If Katie really wanted to tell the reporters some fucked up shit she's done during sex, she should've told them about the time she gave Dane Bowers a pedicure with her twat.
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uh doy I have a vodka tampon up my ass right now that's how i get through reading OP everyday
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Nasty.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Boredasfuckyo: thanks for the CliffsNotes!! It's something I had to know but was askeered to. Coming from a Dlister made it easier to swallow. So to speak.
What kind of vodka did she use? Grey Goose? Belvedere? Stolichnaya? Absolut? Finlandia?
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:52pm.
For some reason this brought to mine this random/really violent movie I caught on cable one night. It starred Ed Harris, and in one scene he bends another man's wife over a table and proceeds to shove a coke bottle in her you -know-what. Talk about aaawkward.
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I thought Dennis Hopper did it to the wife, and when she told Harris about it it made his dick hard.?
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:58pm.
The thing is, this isn't the full quote from Katie. After she rammed the name dropped vodka bottle up his ass, he hit the Hershey Highway. Then he handed the bottle back to her, and she drank it. THAT'S the hot part of the story....
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SAY WHAT??? Is that for real?
Regardless, Katie is like your 'skank wing' girlfriend. No matter how much of your SKANK ASSED behavior you have to explain to your husband, boyfriend whatever... your WHORE assed 'skank wing' got your back because she will out skank you. ALWAYS. And do it in a very STD kinda way that most don't find appealing...to say the least.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Deb, I knew about that "lovely" euphemism but still...you have taken some suhshine out of my day today. :(
Deb, good lord! ahHAHAHAHA
*please don't ruin chocolate for me, dark semi-sweet makes me do bad things!* ;D
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Who is she? ... And why would I know?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Have a good night, all. This keyboard is wonky and so am I! Stay cool!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
He's hot. I want to have dirty nasty sex with him.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:09pm.
LOL! I don't know, there are a lot of calories in jizz, too....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey Within! You familiar with Hershey's Chocolate? It originated in a town in Pennsylvania (my home state). There is Hershey's Syrup, which is chocolate sauce, poured on ice cream usually, or used to make chocolate milk.
You getting warmer?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:40pm.
Can someone drop her off on a desserted island already?
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Look at her! She doesn't eat sweets, silly!
Ba-DUM!
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Hahaha I just realized that typo...and of course she does...it's probably one of the few things she pukes back up...its not like it's jizz. Gosh!
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Poor Fatty. Talk about going down for something you didn't do!
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Yeah, but who hasn't done that, right?
Deb, "vodka bottle up his ass, he hit the Hershey Highway"... say what? I'm not understanding, I'm going to need a bigger visual! Non capito!
Hi Deb! ☺
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Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:02pm.
Tell it to Fatty Arbuckle.
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No shit. That incident with the young girl ended his career and was a huge scandal in the 20's, right?
Great sentence, BTW!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Tell it to Fatty Arbuckle.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:40pm.
Can someone drop her off on a desserted island already?
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Look at her! She doesn't eat sweets, silly!
Ba-DUM!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I find it more than a little rude that something SHE DID TO HIM is the rudest thing she's done... a bottle? Good joke Katie, HAHAHAHha..ha...ahah!
Lmao MK, you can insert the lines "If you're sucking on the tip" and "having butt sex", in any context, anywhere, HANDS DOWN you're the man! ;D
*sucking on the tip, having butt sex* ;P
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The thing is, this isn't the full quote from Katie. After she rammed the name dropped vodka bottle up his ass, he hit the Hershey Highway. Then he handed the bottle back to her, and she drank it. THAT'S the hot part of the story....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nanners -- that heavy tool box always perplexed me. Could you imagine how heavy that would feel in your bowels? Wouldn't that cause permanent damage? So many questions.
Thanks Twat, I'll read that when I want to feel normal.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:46pm.
A comprehensive list of things that have been shoved up (and removed) from people's asses:
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"a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces"
I'll be pondering the logistics of this for the rest of the night, thanks.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
For some reason this brought to mine this random/really violent movie I caught on cable one night. It starred Ed Harris, and in one scene he bends another man's wife over a table and proceeds to shove a coke bottle in her you -know-what. Talk about aaawkward.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
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Now I know the prefect gift for that special someone on Valentine's day.
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will NOT click on twattys link! no!
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Peter Andre *never* would have stood for that. I knew that Reid character was dodgy.
Oh and while I'm embarrassing myself as the Dlisted *Katie Price unofficial biographer*, I'm sure she's released this little tidbit because Reid's latest squeeze, Chantelle Houghton, just gave birth and the spotlight moved away from KP for a nanosecond.
Katie will not be upstaged!!
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A comprehensive list of things that have been shoved up (and removed) from people's asses:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/478/is-it-true-what-they-say-ab...
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:36pm.
LOL at y'all's comments.
Afraid to ask, and ertainly afraid to google it, but what's the one guy one jar thing about?
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Dude shoves a glass jar up his ass. said jar breaks inside of his asshole...and lots of blood. there you go.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:33pm.
That guy looks a fucking mess. Where is his sense of pride?
actually, he's dating Katie Price...guess that answers THAT question.
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I think that was after one of his cage fights in Vegas.
*mortified that I know that*
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Can someone drop her off on a desserted island already?
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
What is this 1 Guy, 1 Jar. Does it involve poop coming out like soft serve?
I swear she's my kriptonite. I can't help but think she's fab. I love this delicate English flower and can't wait to read her latest ghost written extravaganza. She's a tiger who clawed her way somewhere. I don't know where that is exactly. She's like (not a replica of) Alex Carrington, Ericka Kane or Dorian Lord with huge fake tits and a pink obsession. Bitch needs to start wearing some turbans and yelling about first times at rodeos.
LOL at y'all's comments.
Afraid to ask, and ertainly afraid to google it, but what's the one guy one jar thing about?
As meatloaf said, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
That guy looks a fucking mess. Where is his sense of pride?
actually, he's dating Katie Price...guess that answers THAT question.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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DreaminDemon interview with the One Jar guy is hilarious!
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Why did this make me like her a lil'...?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh my fucking God. We are doomed.
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doncorleone -- you're welcome to come over & hang out and ride out the inevitable apocalypse; I'm just outside Chicago. You bring the booze if you want it; I'll provide the cable & food and a sofa for you to crash on.
He likes ass play in his kink, big deal. Are we supposed to believe she didn't peg that other ex-husband of hers?
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Submitted by doncorleone on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:22pm.
You should see the pic! I'm still traumatized.
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....asked absolutely no one, ever.
Between this and the Ke$ha tattoo, all of my senses are being assaulted today on the D.
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Why.
The rudest thing she's ever done? She must have had a list a mile long to choose from.
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Twat Muffin -
Are you fucking serious, she did that??? Why??? Motherfuck, the world gets crazier each day, I swear I just want the Rapture to occur and put me out of my fucking misery.
That's a crime against vodka!
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
no! no! no!
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