Wednesday, June 27th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Ke$hit's New Lip Tattoo
The Garbage Pail Kid of pop Ke$hit showed her Twitter followers the tattoo she got on her lip yesterday and I'm pretty sure it's the exact same tattoo her face twin John Travolta has on his b-hole lips. Seriously, I know we're all thinking that Ke$hit has a funny way of spelling "Get Syphilis Here," but that's not what's got me scratching at my think area. How is it possible that her teeth don't look like old lady nails dipped in shit? Ke$ha's skin is covered in several layers of gross, but yet her teeth are so clean? Screw brushing and flossing daily. I'm going to follow Ke$hit's daily dental hygiene regimen by barfing up glitter, rinsing with jizz and brushing with a bottle of Jack. Bitch knows.
via HuffPo
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Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:26pm.
I simply can.not. with teeth and gums...
The next tattoo I get is going to be on my penis... it will read
"Pascagoula, Mississippi" in 1/2" lettering (dreams)
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Is that lengthwise or twisting around and around?
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Length wise!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:26pm.
I simply can.not. with teeth and gums...
The next tattoo I get is going to be on my penis... it will read
"Pascagoula, Mississippi" in 1/2" lettering (dreams)
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Is that lengthwise or twisting around and around?
anno - I can't with that fucking song, and the WHISTLING! GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is whistling in commercials, songs, radio ads like the IT thing right now?
*goes on homicidal rampage*
I have done my duty.
Mother is moved into her new-to-her house. The basic necessities are there. Mr. Spot and I wanted to chew her out yesterday but we bit our tongues. We are still speaking to each other. I hurt my back but I think it will recover with rest.
She can unpack all her incidental crap.
My mother is moving into hoarder territory.
That is all.
Hello everyone.
My father has moved deep into Hoarder territory. He's not as bad as the people on the show but I could see him getting there. I know it is a mental disorder but it is something that is so hard for me to understand that everytime I try to help him sort through things it ends up in disaster. A simple question like why do you need newspapers dating back to 1995? Or why have you stock piled every rubberband you've ever come across in your life will just get him all pissed off and flustered and result in him telling me to leave. Hmph, what can ya do? Everybody's got there "thing" I suppose.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:30pm.
yesterday in the car there was no place safe to rest my ears. First station on the radio is playing Bieber, the next that "Moves like Jagger" shit
That song makes me homicidal.
I like her song blow. Yeah i know, it's so wrong :(
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
How nice, she comes with her own set of instructions.
¡Cállate!
The SandwichQueen strikes again!
yesterday in the car there was no place safe to rest my ears. First station on the radio is playing Bieber, the next that "Moves like Jagger" shit, the next was some gangster rap shit and the next was the mexican fiesta 'oompa oompa
' sounding stuff. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CLASSIC ROCK STATION?????????????
BaconSlut - here's your man (I posted it last night but don't think you saw it)....
http://www.ketv.com/news/sports/Lochte-beats-Phelps-in-1st-showdown-at-t...
Is that a gold tooth at the far left? Trashy. Why oh why is it soooo hot! 109 just ain't right. I miss NYC and their 95 degree heat waves.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
*presenting a picture of John Travolta's puckered, furry anus to Gigaboob* LMFAO!!!
Anno: AHAHAHAHA! How did I miss that?
What's new, horz?
I simply can.not. with teeth and gums...
The next tattoo I get is going to be on my penis... it will read
"Pascagoula, Mississippi" in 1/2" lettering (dreams)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I have decided I like her. She has a good time. Her music is too catchy like Lady Gaga's but it doesn't leave me with the same aftertaste where I hate having heard it. I'd listen to Ke$ha all day if I never had to hear Paparazzi again.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
I wanna be at the pool with my kids.
*stares out window*
"What a fucking lady" tag: This post needs one.
But I gotta ask ya, SUCK WHAT? Be more specific. Thank you.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 5:20pm.
Wow she has nice teeth!
Especially the ghetto gold, lol
A mouth all close up like that? Gross. It's akin to looking inside someone's anus. Back up bitch!
That's gonna hurt when it comes time to remove it. Ouch!
MK....when you make me picture Travolta's ass lips, I cannot eat for hours. Probably reeks of old cum, hard shit (you know he's the constipated kind) and roasted barley farts.
That looks pornographic.
And Kesha is always over-sharing.
Wow, that's really classy.
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Wow she has nice teeth!
Her teeth are surprisingly nice but methinks I spy a gold toof off to the side, which is always a sign of pure kla$$. That gold tooth is the only thing making me believe that's actually Ke$hits mouth
UGH! Revolta's ugly love child. GTFO! -------->