Open Post: Hosted By Ke$hit's New Lip Tattoo

Oops! Just realized this is an Open Post....uhhhhmm.....uhh....imma buy a vibrator?

Uhhhhmm....Magic Mike has gotten some pretty good reviews. It scored a 72 out of a possible 100 on Metacritic. Generally favorable reviews, y'all!

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

Submitted by Janice Second on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 7:24pm.
Lip tattoos aren't permanent for everyone. Usually tattoo parlors charge the shop minimum, which is like $45-60 for them. They usually rub away after about 10 to 18 months.

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really? no kidding...I didn't know they would wear off eventually. I don't suspect Ke$ha will ever regret getting this, because that would require her to--you know--grow up and act her age.

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Has anyone here ever had a tattoo done in their lip? Does it hurt?

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

And on a lighter note there's this show called "LOL Pets" on our cable that's just video of pets that people send in. The kids LOVE it. It's pretty cute. Pugs in toilets and cats on treadmills and shit. Like the Hot Slut of the Day animals but an hour long. The kids want to submit video of our gerbils.

But it's like the antidote to real life.

Foxxy: your post was really interesting. I don't know much about Voight but you made a compelling argument. Whoever does that to a young girl is completely evil. I'm not a fan of Angelina's by a long shot but the more I learn about her, the more I feel for her. She's deeply damaged.

@SANS

Are you as out of breath as I am? LOL

Damn. Five one hundredths. Lower case jeah! Great race!
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wtf is this fresh fuckery? How absolutely vile.

Baconslut....I'm on it!

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

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Seven minutes 'til Lochte. And Phelps. Together. 200 Free FINAL. JEAH!
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:17pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:27pm.

So I guess you'd never date a woman who is carrying some extra pounds.

I'm cool with it when I'm in the UK :)

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:27pm.

So I guess you'd never date a woman who is carrying some extra pounds.

I'm cool with it when I'm in the UK :)

@EvilShoe

That sounds absolutely awful!!! I hope you heal very soon!

Sorry about the late response. Between the swimming, dinner, etc. I have had the attention span/keyboard time of a celery stick!

*big hugs to Evil*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

WR - yeah. I have a hard time reading. Thank goodness for spellcheck too. I try to post when I feel up to it. :)

Night all

ETD info for someone specific :)

Ok. I'm OUT!

Have a good one.

EvilShoe, Hope you have something strong for the headaches!! I'm amazed you're feeling up to even reading. Good distraction, I guess. ღ

A friend's boy had an accident in the back of a truck and ended up being ok but they were awfully worried for him!

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Baseball........I need to find today's Giants game when I get home and watch. Oh, and I have the new episode of Rizzoli and Isles too!

Evil - Concussion? WTF?

Withinreason :)

BaconSlut - car accident > large deer > post concussion syndrome (tbi) > ptsd. it's been a real struggle but I miss you guys so I stop by. :):)

Whamo, I do believe you haz a hard-on for the Jolie-Pitts and not the good kind.

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Foxxy - LMAO @ "good day".

I can see how you came to your conclusion after reading all that.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:56pm.
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Absolutely well said Foxxy!

*stands and applauds*

oh mike, forgot... I thought what you wrote was funny. The straight guys here (you) have always come across as genuine and not petty. Like Jack (who I need to harrass on FB before I unplug).

@Evil

Don't know what happened, but do take care!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Evilshoe, hope you're feeling better real soon!

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Clarification on Phelps--I meant smoking the doooooob-age, not poles.
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Night all. I'm unplugging. I wish this concussion shit would stop already. I thought it was Thurs all day. meh

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:29pm.

Ugh, the CT pic today reminds me of this time that I house sat for friends who had a ball python. It had outgrown its cage, so it just lived in the bathroom. The thing would try to crawl on/climb me when I went in there and it was kinda cool until it came in the shower with me and did NOT want to leave.

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You were at "friend's" place and his "snake" would try to "crawl on/climb" on you, and when you were in the shower naked, his one-eyed "snake" crawled in there with you and would not leave.

Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud...

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/one-eyed-snake

@Within

Well, it is well known that Phelps knows how to smoke things...
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Submitted by beb on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:39pm.
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And more LEZBEAVER! Finally heard his wretched boyfriend song, ARGH!

Hi bebeh! ☺☺☺

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Lip tattoos aren't permanent for everyone. Usually tattoo parlors charge the shop minimum, which is like $45-60 for them. They usually rub away after about 10 to 18 months.

Bacon, that's more like it... yeah he's a side piece and I doubt he'd know what to do with a slab of good quality bacon! ;p

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RIP, "Thriller":

http://music.yahoo.com/news/michael-jacksons-tiger-dies-lung-cancer-2011...

/tosses some catnip into backyard out of respect

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

ME why was that dude working? My ex got bit by brown recluse spiders on a call (medic) rescuing some guy and he had that done to his legs and he had to be on antibiotics through tubing to his heart for infection. I wonder if that guy should be working...

Thanks Foxxy, was about to ask what happened...

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:27pm.

So I guess you'd never date a woman who is carrying some extra pounds.

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@Within

Nah. Phelps is just the side piece. Lochte will always be the main hor. *wide grin*
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M.E. - Size 6 is obese? If I'm in a 6, it's usually to accomodate my hips. I have a severe hour glass figure (but not a Kardashian ass *side eyes room*). That's why I moved out of Juniors, they make Juniors for kids who mainly have no shapely figure (hips). If 6 is obese oh well, I have a banging body.

Well Bacony, does that mean we need to make another banner now?! lol ;D

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 7:00pm.

yup yup and yup

as background, i said this a.m. that i was "firmly convinced" that Voight abused her. M.E. asked me to explain, i said i'd do it here, and a couple of youth jumped on me for not explaining RIGHT THEN DAMMIT

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:56pm.

Jolie is very damaged. She comes from a very damaged family. She has created a damaged family. Damage, damage everywhere and no one to fix the mess.

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Thirty minutes 'til...PHELPS! I bet you horz thought that I was gonna say Lochte.
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HELLO ALL -- SPOTTEDDOGRANCH, glad you're around i was concerned about you!

Apologies for the length of the following but people bitched at me in the Johnny Depp post to explain myself, i said i'd do it in OP so they are getting a goddam explanation. Sorry for taking up so much space, though. and no offense meant to anyone but i'm not going to respond to anything else about this ;-)

To: M.E., and to the other people who seemed to think I work for them
Re: Voight-Jolie comment from this morning

I did not have time earlier today to do google research to write a defense of my OPINION. note in my first comment to M.E. this morning I said that I reached that conclusion – not the media, not Angie, not Voight. I said that comments from her and comments from him led me to form this conclusion. Never said there was any specific allegation of anything in any published form. I did not have time earlier to lay out my path to this conclusion – I work for a living, and I am the one who chooses when and how much time to waste during my work day, not somebody I don’t know at the end of an interweb string. (that wasn’t directed towards you, M.E.).

I took the time to find some samples of the type of statements they have made over the years that led me to form that opinion – I actually found the one I specifically remembered from Jolie that I put into the equation long ago. It’s my conclusions and opinions - think of it whatever you want, I have nothing else to say on this subject. I pretty much developed this opinion during the Gia/Girl, Interrupted era when she was letting it all hang out in her public comments. And I was an adult during the latter part of the 70s so I’m old enough to remember that Jon Voight was a piece of druggie crazy arrogant waste back then (albeit a talented druggie crazy arrogant waste). You puppies jerking your knees in his defense are the ones who need to get off of your high horses.

As a caveat, I will say that I used to have a job where I had to investigate hidden abuse and trauma in folks’ life histories, and I was knee deep in this work and related training etc when i formed this opinion about them. so I may be a little predisposed/biased. agree, disagree, I don’t care. I was asked for an explanation, I promised one, so here it is:

-she and her mom moved back to LA when she was around 11. The record is clear that her mom abandoned her and allowed/committed abuse. She had to escape somewhere . . . to dad’s house?

- think that she and Voight has a close relationship until he said something about her collecting the Child Army proving her mental illness, then they had an about a decade falling out until around the time of some awards thing a few years ago.

- therefore, think she was around Voight during the pre-teen/teen sexual development years [yes, it is true that at the same time others were/may have also been abusing her, including her mom’s men, men in the modeling industry, etc. I’m not sure when she started modeling. Still, opportunity for him]

- my opinion that Voight was a drugged out, excessive, brutal piece of shit during that same period. He indirectly admits this in now recanting that part of his life after drinking the conservative political kool-aid, for example: “We were traumatized in the Sixties and all of that behavior — the dancing in circles, the smoking pot and saying "all we need is love" — it was because we couldn't identify evil; we couldn't believe in evil — we didn't want to believe in evil so we just hid from it. It was a very disturbing time ... overwhelmingly, it was a very bizarre, selfish and hedonistic philosophy that wasn't very helpful. It attacked the family — the attack on the family was very severe because not only was there this idea of [indiscriminate love] and that would solve the world's problems, which gave rise to teen pregnancy, but also this idea not to trust anyone over 30. This was from people who were over 30 and bombed out of their minds with every kind of drug they could put into their system. Then there was the romanticization of the drugs — there were people coming out with [pseudo] scientific evidence that [drugs] increase your enlightenment — it was devastating.” http://www.boxofficemojo.com/features/?id=2381&pagenum=all&p=.htm

- in short, depending when he cleaned up – which I don’t think happened until the 90s – during time period of Angie’s adolesence given the shit he was into I think he could have been capable of doing the horrible things some of you for some reason think he would not do. Especially when he had adapted beliefs of “indiscriminate love” and “attacking the family” and “we couldn’t identify evil” ... he just didn’t suddenly get crazy when he became a right wing extremist. it’s just new crazy.

- have taken some of Angie’s statements as indicative of abuse by a male caretaker – could be dad, could be mom boyfriend, could be all of the above. I found the main quote that I remembered but I’m not going to take the time to try to find and cite the interview source:
“I need someone physically stronger than me.... I am always on top. It's really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down.” Sounds to me like someone who’s initial sexual activities were forced but she was also made to take the seductive lead in them. to me that points more toward incest than a mom’s boyfriend forcing sex.

Another “hmmm wtf” comment from her: “It was that I had started having sex, and that sex didn't feel like enough, and no emotions were really enough, I didn't feel.... it's like there was always something I wanted to break out of, feel more, be more connected to another person, something more honest... and in kind of a moment of wanting to find something honest, I grabbed a knife, and I cut him and he cut me back, and we had this exchange, and then somehow ...covered in blood and my heart was racing and it was dangerous and life... and... and it suddenly felt more honest than whatever this sex thing was supposed to be, this connection between two people was supposed to be.”

What the holy hell? She equates doing sex “right” with pain, and seems to make “danger” = “honest.” If you accept that she had no relationship with mom and mom was cool with the boyfriends screwing Angie, how did she connect honesty with danger? But, honesty about an incestuous relationship connected to danger? Yes.

- think it was creepy and part of an abuser’s control mechanisms that he was so desperate to force a public reconciliation and make her let him have a relationship w/the Child Army and everytime they skype it seems he has to issue a press release. “Look at me look at me I AM in control of this situation, not her!” is what I got out of that.

And now you know how I formed my opinion about Voight and Jolie. Good day.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

SDR - NO! I saw enough with the blood and puss stained gauze! I don't wanna see no 4" hole in a dude's leg@

Did anyone see the cover of Star Magazine with the banner that Kim Kardashian calls her fans “stupid imbeciles”?

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/06/kim-kardashians-web-lies;

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I'm not sure which revolts me more: The poor tat artist who had to do this or the GYN who has to give BloHan pelvic exams.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:34pm.

*screams*

The FedEx guy was just here and I was talking to him (same delivery dude all the time* he stumbled when walking in the door and the door slammed into his leg and he was jumping around in pain like a little bitch. I asked WTF happened. Apparently, where the door hit him, is where the ER removed a 4" piece of flesh from his calf last night because of a, wait for it...

BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER BITE!!

*runs around screaming, flailing arms*

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Nasssssssssty, visssssssshhhhhhhous sssssspidersssssssss!

*gollum, gollum*

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Hi all! What's shakin' (besides Jack's weenus)?

M.E. - I just read that one of our Classic Rock stations is changing over to Top 40 at noon tomorrow. Just what we need - more RiRi, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj!!!

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M.E. - Did you ask to see the wound? I so love me some flesh wounds (if they're not too gross).

Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 6:17pm.

@ mefunigirl: Call the cops! Everywhere I've lived, loud music is not acceptable after 10 pm. That is so f'ing rude of neighbors who do that crap without regard to people who have to get up in a few hours. I always mentally blast Pavarotti back at thier asses >:?

PPPFFFT! TRIED that and they just about laughed in my ear about how they were busy with "real crimes"

...you know like giving out traffic tickets for a "perceived" running through a stop sign
*yes I'm still angry about that ticket a year later*

yeah they're rude AND I tried their restaurant and their food sucks! That's probably why they throw these parties, to get rid of the food no one is buying.

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Aw chewin, praying for lots of rain for you guys. Colorado Springs is (was?) so lovely. :(