Wednesday, June 27th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Ke$hit's New Lip Tattoo
The Garbage Pail Kid of pop Ke$hit showed her Twitter followers the tattoo she got on her lip yesterday and I'm pretty sure it's the exact same tattoo her face twin John Travolta has on his b-hole lips. Seriously, I know we're all thinking that Ke$hit has a funny way of spelling "Get Syphilis Here," but that's not what's got me scratching at my think area. How is it possible that her teeth don't look like old lady nails dipped in shit? Ke$ha's skin is covered in several layers of gross, but yet her teeth are so clean? Screw brushing and flossing daily. I'm going to follow Ke$hit's daily dental hygiene regimen by barfing up glitter, rinsing with jizz and brushing with a bottle of Jack. Bitch knows.
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OK this bitch needs to know she's a singer not a publicity whore.. we're waiting for her album! And what ashame to have perfectly shaped and perfectly clean teeth and then a gold one..
This needs to be a HSOTD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Rau01wbeo
LMFAO
Aaww I missed you again Mickey! How are you?
Hey Within! : )
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I have a lip tattoo in the same space as hers. They do tend to rub away because the area us always wet, there is nothing even a very skilled tattoo artist can do about that.
Doesnt hurt so much as it feels WEIRD.
that tattoo must have hurt like a motherfucker
Im sure Ke$ha's mouth is cleaner than Shitney's!
Shitney always gets a free pass even though she is the most talentless and yet most fucked up celebrity around.
Shitney: "Feel bad for me y'all even though I ain't got no talent and am a horrible messed up bitchy cunt!"
People: "We love you Britney! We with go after everyone else with more talent and forgive you for being a pile of child abusing talentless worthless garbage who can't even tie her own shoe without help!"
Seriously Britney has always gotten a "free pass" even though she is UTTERLY WORTHLESS. Even Paris and Kim's vagina's on film are more talented(and those hags just LAY THERE and do nothing!) then Britney is as a whole!
Watch thaaaaaaaat puddle ESE! *waves back* *looks down, drenched* ;p
Mickey, missed your "fighting cow stance" yesterday! Must have been quite the sight! We heart CIJ, good mooo!
Owlie, you still fluttering around? Hi there pretty birdy!
TR, good to hear you're taking some time to yourself! Let us know how you are, you hear? Be well TR! ((hugs))
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:23pm.
You know me too well, Owl!
*hides "I heart Owl, ESE, Within, La Chaylo, Televised" tattoo, including birth dates and coordinates of birth places*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Hey ESE! Nice wheels! : P
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Televised, more positive vibes sent your way.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
*drives through thread in a tiny Shriners car*... *skids to a perfect 180*... *waves to all*... *waggles eyebrows*... it's a rental!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbt8KM2lF8
*peels out*... see ya later!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Televised - Glad to hear you're ok. Please take good care of yourself. You did your mom such a great service and I am proud of you. Nighty night, dear. Please check in and let us know you're ok.
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Hey people.
Just checking in. Kinda holing up here. I really thank you guys who were so supportive while she was ill. It seems like it all happened so fast - I'm truly glad she's out of pain. I saw her take her last breath. I have a lot of work ahead of me, but I am giving myself some time to lay in bed, watch TV and let the phone go to voice mail.
I know we snark and all and we don't really know each other but I appreciate the positive energy I got from you all.
on a lighter note - I think Kesha's teeth could use a good brushing/flossing!
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:21am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:07am.
Do you want meet me in Chicago or should I fly to Scottland to watch it with you. We can both wear our trench coats. Haha
Hahahaha, trench coats with alcohol and binoculars hidden in the pockets!
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Maybe all dlister sluts should coordinate a time at their local cinema and we could take over open post. I think the problem with is that my eye will be too busy to type and it would get ugly fast! Haha ;-) OH NOOOO
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:20am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:07am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:17pm.
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Ladies, no raincoats needed for MM. They'll have a cleaning crew round the clock!
Bigbendy, my question is, why was Gandy not invited to this skinfest? GLARING OMISSION, if you ask me! Unforgivable! ;p
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Within, you are a woman after my own heart...sigh. I going to say that the Gany Cany was not inited to this skinniest is because he would put all the reat to shame. They would be entirely too jealous and then there would be a big cat fight with The CANDY MAN on top. Haha
I'm a middle child too but I'm not really a mediator type.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:07am.
Do you want meet me in Chicago or should I fly to Scottland to watch it with you. We can both wear our trench coats. Haha
Hahahaha, trench coats with alcohol and binoculars hidden in the pockets!
;o)
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:07am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:17pm.
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Ladies, no raincoats needed for MM. They'll have a cleaning crew round the clock!
Bigbendy, my question is, why was Gandy not invited to this skinfest? GLARING OMISSION, if you ask me! Unforgivable! ;p
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Hey Whamo, I'm a middle child. That's why I asked you earlier. I'm quite used to mediating arguments amongst the sibs. :-) the youngest in our family is and always will be a child at heart. We spoiled him. Good on you:
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SDR, yes girl! Perfect for the dancing circle in the front yard. And now every party has a jump house, no matter the occasion!
Everyone does have a Chuy in their family. My brother was a Chuy, so it's a very special name to me. He was bad ass and would've appreciated Billie Jean oompa style. ;-)
SDR, we need to go dancing for our Texas Dlisters gathering, and get MK some pointy boots!
*laces up erectile dysfunction boots*
Prepare to PPPPAAARRRRRTTTTAAAAYYYY!!!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:17pm.
Magic Mike has gotten some pretty good reviews. It scored a 72 out of a possible 100 on Metacritic. Generally favorable reviews, y'all!
Yes!!! I am here for this.
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Lucy, I am so there! Do you want meet me in Chicago or should I fly to Scottland to watch it with you. We can both wear our trench coats. Haha
LaChaylo - Wow! Billie Jean oompa loompa music! I should forward it to my relatives. I can hear it now...
"Mijita! Thank you so much! We can add it to our lineup at our next party."
Barbecue party at my tio Chuy's house. You know everyone has a Chuy in the family. And everyone parties in the FRONT yard!!!
ASSLIPS!
DAMN YOU SPAM!!!!!!!!
ubmitted by Dog on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 7:47pm.
Whamo, I do believe you haz a hard-on for the Jolie-Pitts and not the good kind.
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Lol, when I'm loony hunting I stroke that hardon best I can you can be sure of that:P
Within, mucho terror indeed!!! Exactly, I hate that sound myself. They're just nasty little creatures. *shivers*
Glad you liked the song, it is so addictive!
LaChaylo, MUCHO TERROR, doesn't quite capture it, does it? olol Then you get to thinking of the juicy splat sound they make after someone step on them *feels dread... and dies*
Lmao at that Billie Jean...
♫ Be careful whatchuuu you doooooooooo ♫
Imma have to replay that now!
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Within, I'm terrified of roaches. I can barely look at them in pictures. I've run out of my apartment because of those little shits!
SDR - oompa oompa oompa... ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pAU_NdFpoY
SDR, one match to rule them all! HAHAHAHA
Everyone should adhere to one simple rule: one thing in, one thing out! It's that easy folks! ;D
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Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:39pm.
GG, I'm SCARED of rrr-roaches... and TERRIFIED of f-fl-flying rrr-roa... *faints*...
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I hate roaches also. I have lived in low wet area of Clearwater, FL my entire life and have so, so many fucking roach stories. Like the time roach got bit in two from the cheese dip at a party. Like the time my friend Crab had a roach in his pants on the dock. Like the.....You get it, they are endless. Like the time a girlfriend of mine were laying in bed on a hot night with a fan in the window and a roach was on her chest. The roaches here are called palmetto bugs, aka, american cockroaches, and they are especially big and nasty. But every home sees them every now and then. Even though I have professional pest control once and month, I saw one the size of Texas the other night rounding the corner into my bedroom.
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Cockroaches, and big bugs in general, scare the piss out of me. I seriously think I have a real phobia, because I freeze up if I see one. I don't mind spiders (as long as they're little), ladybugs, or worms, but bugs with big legs will send me running.
I've never seen a cockroach in any of my rentals (knock on wood) but DC has these things called sprickets. Holy flaming Christ on a cracker those things are awful. Google if you want your night ruined.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:34pm.
SDR, just read about your mom's move. You did a very good deed! We all have one in the family don't we? Wish there was an easy, tactful way to DE-HOARD a loved one! Press a button and it's all gone, hahahah ;P
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One match is all it would take.
Hide and watch, y'all. Hide and watch...
That picture is the single most disgusting image of the day.
@Charlie
Between your roach stories and MK's pic for the CT contest, crotchbone punches are eminent! ;)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:17pm.
Magic Mike has gotten some pretty good reviews. It scored a 72 out of a possible 100 on Metacritic. Generally favorable reviews, y'all!
Yes!!! I am here for this.
Reaches for Charlie's neck...
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:39pm.
GG, I'm SCARED of rrr-roaches... and TERRIFIED of f-fl-flying rrr-roa... *faints*...
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I hate roaches also. I have lived in low wet area of Clearwater, FL my entire life and have so, so many fucking roach stories. Like the time roach got bit in two from the cheese dip at a party. Like the time my friend Crab had a roach in his pants on the dock. Like the.....You get it, they are endless. Like the time a girlfriend of mine were laying in bed on a hot night with a fan in the window and a roach was on her chest. The roaches here are called palmetto bugs, aka, american cockroaches, and they are especially big and nasty. But every home sees them every now and then. Even though I have professional pest control once and month, I saw one the size of Texas the other night rounding the corner into my bedroom.
WR, haha me too but I was tryin' to help a fellow ho - mefunigirl. I hate rude neighbors. Anyway, what I do is the next morning AFTER their parties is, I like to blast a little early AC/DC and Metallica while I do some yard work. I only had to do that three times. They got the picture.
GG, I'm SCARED of rrr-roaches... and TERRIFIED of f-fl-flying rrr-roa... *faints*...
You dirty birdy ;P
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I fucking hate dentists now a days. Give me a good dentist now a days that does cleanings and fillings and maybe gum treatment or crown or root canal if you really need it. I am SO FUCKING SICK of going into dentists and not knowing if I have a real medical professional and doctor on my hands or a shyster who wants to make money off shit I don't need. Somewhere, around 5-10 years ago, or maybe longer, dentistry took a turn. It is damn hard to find a good old fashioned dentist who is just interested in keeping your mouth healthy. Now, it is all about cosmetics. Cosmetics, cosmetics, cosmetics. It is stomach turning. No, you fucking idiot, I don't want my teeth whitened or veneer. I want the goddamn crater in my molar filled. You dumbass. I actually went into a dentist about 5 years ago with a visible cavity in a molar and he started talking about veneers and whitening. I finally asked, what about this? He was like, Oh, yeah.
SDR, just read about your mom's move. You did a very good deed! We all have one in the family don't we? Wish there was an easy, tactful way to DE-HOARD a loved one! Press a button and it's all gone, hahahah ;P
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WR, sometimes you have to play dirty.
Wowl - A long time ago when I was young and stupid, I got a tattoo. On my butt. It hurt The. Whole. Time.
People that said "oh, it stops hurting after a while"...THEY LIED.
I can't imagine tattooing close to the bone (ankle) or on an area with a lot of nerve endings, like your lip.
GG, ROACHES! AAAHHHHHHHHH...
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 9:17pm.
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Magic Mike has gotten some pretty good reviews. It scored a 72 out of a possible 100 on Metacritic. Generally favorable reviews, y'all!
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I could have told you that! *muah* I bet those reviews were faptastic!
And no, no lip tattoos. Too painful!
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@ mefunigirl, if its a resaurant cant you call the city and tell them they are using it for other purposes? Like a nightclub if they are blasting music til 2am?
Or go in and release, on the downlow, roaches. Call the health dept.
Lip tattoos eventually rub away?! For $40-60 and for their impermanence they better not hurt at all!
*imagines Mickey Holland looking smug after reading this later tonight.*
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Foxxy - I wrote you back either Monday or yesterday; too much drama and my days are all jumbled together.
Thank you dear for writing me. ♥♥♥
Hekki -- what channel is LOL Pets on? That sounds too sweet & cute to miss.