Wednesday, June 27th 2012

Night Crumbs

Just stare at Chris Hemsworth's arms and ignore the rock dust that spilled out of his mouth during that interview with GQ - Celebitchy

Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, The Lesbeaver and RPattz all partied on a bus last night and surprisingly Matthew Fox didn't crash that shit and punch one of them in the titty bags - Lainey Gossip

Can the Boy Scouts of America please untie the triple knot in Chuck Norris' brain? - Towleroad

The time Terry Richardson made Kate Upton's chichis look like the eyes of Kerokerokeroppi - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Seth MacFarlane once poked Ryan Phillippe's unborn baby, but why talk about that when we can talk about the Bertolli noodles on Alexis Knapp's body - The Superficial

What does Katy Perry have on her tits today? - Hollywood Tuna

Vintage EVERYBODY - The Berry

Hilary Duff's wearing a bikini....under Mrs. Roper's autumn time poncho top - Popoholic

Our Lady of Cheetos looks good when a team of stylists force her into the clothes they chose - Just Jared

The Baroness and Thor come face to face - Popsugar

Did Kelly Osbourne just call her tits a pair of colostomy bags? - Hollywood Rag

Pig party! - Cityrag

In honor Antoine Dodson's birthday, here's the hood version of Beauty and the Beast and....no comment - OMG Blog

A more shocking headline would be: Andy Dick NOT in rehab today - ICYDK

What a thing of beauty. Yeah, Jessica Simpson's baby is cute, but I'm talking about the open bottle of wine in the back - SOW

Sookeh and Beehl are having twins - I'm Not Obsessed

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I love that it looks like Sienna Miller is plotting to steal him in that bottom left pic LOL

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Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:55am.

yeah its weird... and its very long

vintage everyone is just more proof of all the plastic surgery Skankolina and Megan Fox have had. Fox is completely unrecognizable. Drew's the cutest.

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Maybe Terry the hack took that top pic of Thor cuz it makes him look so ho-hum in the face. Everywhere else I've seen him he looks mighty fine! I'll take two please. Lol

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I clicked on the link we have HERE, which took me to JJ. I don't sit around posting all day. Especially not there. Why are you calling me a cunt, you drunk assed fool?

good night, it's been a long day.

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salacious's picture

Hmm until this pic I had never noticed that Hemsworth has a little bit of a "neanderthal" look going on, sort of like Kris Humphries.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:08am.

I like muscle in the legs, but long. Hers are stumpy, and the calves are totally out of proportion with her thighs. Blech.

Did you know it is not okay to insult Britney on Just Jared? I thought it was just the Jolie-Pitts that were sacred. Evidently not.

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Oh please bitch.... don't even fucking go there.... the JJ land may be your folly, but I have never done the double fuck with that shit....

You, of all cunts, should know better than that.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I like muscle in the legs, but long. Hers are stumpy, and the calves are totally out of proportion with her thighs. Blech.

Did you know it is not okay to insult Britney on Just Jared? I thought it was just the Jolie-Pitts that were sacred. Evidently not.

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Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:00am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:59pm.

I fucking hate Katy Perry. And Britney's calves.

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I agree... but what the fuck makes those thighs/calves so damn NICE, damnit?!?!?!?!???? she looks so damn good on the legs department... cannot hate on that!

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Lmao Moomarse! Makes no sense, so you've gotta be drunk!

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:01am.

moomarse, are you drunk? That comment made no sense at all! :)
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Of course, Sweetie... what else did you expect of me? :p... solly... what I mean is, I loves me some BritLegs wrapped around something or other.... she looks very "ATHLETIC", don't you think???
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parissucksliterally's picture

moomarse, are you drunk? That comment made no sense at all! :)

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moomarse's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:59pm.

I fucking hate Katy Perry. And Britney's calves.

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I agree... but what the fuck makes those thighs/calves so damn NICE, damnit?!?!?!?!???? she looks so damn good on the legs department... cannot hate on that!

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Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:56pm.

Ugh. I don't get why everyone is so crazy about this guy. He's not attractive and he looks slow.
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I don't get it either.....he looks Neanderthal-like to me. (which probably also means his pubis to all stacked and shit!)

I have no issue with that Alexis chick having a relationship while she was pregnant. I don't really feel it is off limits. Her choice. Do we even know for certain, that Ryan Phillipe is indeed the baby's father? I thought that it was not really confirmed.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 1:00am.

Hmmm he shouldn't wear clothes that often, cuz when he does, i notice his face and it isnt that special.

SO STRIP thor strip, so we can be distracted by those pecs, biceps, triceps, abs, V line down the abs.
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Sorry to repeat myself, but... BUTT.... his fingers are really skinney. JUST SAYIN'............. WTFE.....

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Ryan Phillippe has a house in the Hollywood Hills for sale for almost $7m, so he can handle the child support.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2165659/Ryan-Phillippe-set-...

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Hmmm he shouldn't wear clothes that often, cuz when he does, i notice his face and it isnt that special.

SO STRIP thor strip, so we can be distracted by those pecs, biceps, triceps, abs, V line down the abs.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper
Gold digger fail to Alexis Knapp: gave a baby with a mediocre actor with child support payments yet fuck a guy making $100 million for free!
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THIS!!!^^^^^^^ She may think she's going to help her career, but it's well known that when an actress starts passing the poon, that's all she'll ever be doing. Especially with a dull face like that. Take note Alexis: there's already one January Jones and that's one too many.

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My first impression was "What in the Missing Link hell?", and then I saw it was Thor. Ooops!

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Fleass's picture

And KK was not a very cute baby.

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Taylor Momsen was a doll! Wtf happened to her?

Hekki's picture

Drew Barrymore was the cutest.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Awwww i think all the celeb kids pictures were cute. I just want to squish little Kelly Clarkson's cheeks.

And Miranda has always been stunning and Taylor Momson has always been a giant I guess. Was Taylor 6'0'' at age 6?

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Gold digger fail to Alexis Knapp: have a baby with a mediocre actor with child support payments yet fuck a guy making $100 million for free!

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Bwahahhhahhha I'm still laughing at those famous kiddie pics, where's Ryan Seacrest's? Bet he looked like a little mogul back then too, rubbing his tiny scheming millionaire-to-be hands together... lol

Those were WAY more fun than I expected. Some great avies there, I tell ya! ;)

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Messcia's baby isn't cute. It looks like a sleestack with Mick Jagger lips. You better hide the power crystals honey.

CokeyBloke's picture

2 things about the the photos: Kiki Dunst had komodo dragon teef as a baby. And I thought Julia Roberts had naturally curly hair?

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This guy is much hotter than his brother Liam, who seems to have a touch of the douche in him. I have no good reason for thinking this...he just seems like a jerk. Miley better have an airtight prenup.

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The best vintage pic is Kellan Lutz. He is giving FACE! SMIZE! POSE! FACE! to the camera at three years old. And he looks like he's thinking about what color bra you're wearing, which is creepy and hilarious. And I love the pic of baby Kelly Clarkson too - such a square face with unfortunate bangs and an outfit that looks like she works at Hot Dog on a Stick. So cute!

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

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aw, Justin Bieber can curse like a big boy! He's almost as mature and erudite as Casper Smart.

Those Kate Upton bewb photos look way too tasteful to be Terry Richardson's work.

I'm with PSL. I cannot stand Katy Perry. She makes me almost as stabby as Ke$ha. The gym was playing one of her awful songs at the gym today and I didn't have my iPod....I left early.

I like Sookeh and Beehl...I hope they last. I don't think they will, though...hate to be all pessimistic but that relationship is gonna flame out.

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I fucking hate Katy Perry. And Britney's calves.

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Re Kelly's boob's maybe they're smaller cuz you were OBESE at 18 years old! Dumbass. SMH

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

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THE CALVES ON BRITNEY SPEARS!
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Winnyfranfran's picture

Ugh. I don't get why everyone is so crazy about this guy. He's not attractive and he looks slow.

Deb's picture

Meanwhile, Shitney's "styled" look is Penelope Pig the Prostitute. Too slutty. She can't carry that off any more. Like the old Seinfeld episode with the milk, shes "PAST THE DAY!".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Poor Kate Hudson. It must suck that the apex of your good looks is when you're five months old.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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@MissJaneTexas - LOL! I'm so sorry. Terribly terribly sorry.

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Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 7:58pm.

Well, I thought he looked hot. But DAMN you for the GBUsh comment. He does.

Ugh, I am going to have to go scrub my brain with martinis now. *side eye*

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 8:14pm.
Within -- I just bought the most beautiful one-piece swimsuit, black, like something from the 50's, and a cover-up to match it.

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Sounds gorge Twatty! Especially if you got a classic cut and it fits your body really well! And those little skirts are so cute! Hope you have a beach party to go to so you can show it off at dusk! ;P

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Within -- I just bought the most beautiful one-piece swimsuit, black, like something from the 50's, and a cover-up to match it. Thank god it's not a floor-length Mrs. Roper muu-muu.

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I love Beauty and the Beat. It left me feeling warm inside.

Gardening Girl's picture

I wish Chuck Norris would round house kick himself in the nutsack!

Twat Muffin's picture

OMG, those vintage pictures. I'm not gonna get down on Megan Fox, because even beautiful people have had an awkward phase, but Blake Lively and Kate Hudson were and still are beasts.

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Mani6 -- she certainly did get her money's worth out of her boobs. For someone so spectacularly untalented (her voice is like nails on a blackboard), so cunt-like (did you ever see her guest judge on "American Idol"?) and sub-par looking (you can play connect-the-dots with her zits), she's had a really successful career. It's amazing, really.

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Twatty, as co-organizer, you can cover head to toe if you wish, but it will get hot. You better not wear too much under the tunic then! I get overheated easily so I'll have to choose wisely! HA!

OnT: those vintage pics of kids stars are hilarious, some look downright freaky *too many to mention* lmao

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did someone already mention the kid is named kailani? kailani phillipe? saddle my ass with pilot inspektor any day.

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ElleDriver's picture

Ugh, Hemsworth looks fucking terrible in the GQ spread. As a Celebitchy commenter observed; "He looks like a young beefed-up George W. Bush... I can't unsee this now."

Mani6's picture

I will say that Katy Perry got her moneys worth out of the constant display of that rack of hers.

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Within -- again, you do not want to see my overly-curvy, over 40 ass nekkid, okay? I'm cute, but let's leave something to the imagination, okay, hon? LOL! I could imagine what Michael would show up wearing, probably some wonderful, flamingly gay concoction that only he could dream up.