Natalie Morales Is Quitting That Bitch
Because I won't stop posting HIGHLY interesting gossip about the co-hosts of the fucking Today show until I totally reach the "midnight snack at 8" demographic, here's some more HIGHLY interesting gossip about the co-hosts of Today. In my sorta defense, it's summertimes, it's kind of slow, there's not much going on and it was either this or a video about a horrific wall of Teddy Ruxpins. (That's next.)
Either this week or early next, Ann Curry will jump down the inflatable escape slide while flipping off all those bitches who did her wrong. The producers of Today are preparing Savannah Guthrie for the co-host job by spraying her down with douche repellent so Matt Lauer doesn't try to grope her while they're sitting next to each other. Savannah was picked over Natalie Morales and Page Six says that has Natalie pissing shit. Natalie was mad when the producers chose Ann Curry over her and now she's really mad that they've screwed her over again by going with Savannah. Sources tell Page Six that Natalie could follow Ann Curry down that inflatable escape slide, because she's sick of getting shafted by the producers. Speaking of getting shafted...
The National Enquirer says that the reason why the producers didn't offer the job to Natalie Morales is because Matt Lauer's wife Annette threatened to stab their marriage in the heart if that happened. Annette knows all about the rumors that Matt passed his peen to Natalie and she doesn't want them to get any closer than they already are. A source put it like this:
“When she heard about Ann getting the boot, the first thing Annette told Matt was that she didn’t want him cozying up any closer to Natalie. In fact, Annette drew a line in the sand and said if he pushed show bosses to make Natalie his new co-host, she’d divorce him! Annette knows Matt is the key to the ‘Today’ franchise and his bosses will put whoever he wants in the co-host chair.
I heard that Matt had an extramarital affair with gorgeous Natalie, and he’s the father of one of her kids. Everyone’s buzzing that the boy looks just like him.”
When I look at Natalie's son, I don't have the sudden urge to launch the word "glib" from my tongue, so I doubt he's half Lauer.
NBC shouldn't stop at firing Ann. They should fire everybody and redo the entire show. They should stick a hidden camera in Matt Lauer's crotch bush and show 4 hours of the adventures of his wandering peen, because that shit sounds more interesting than anything on Today. Kathie Lee Gifford can narrate it from the bottom of her wine closet.
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More women sabotaging other women. When will it end?
We don't care about these stinkfish but we do see Ms. Matthew on Rodeo Drive with a young man on his arm at all times!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I don't know why everyone is saying that little kid looks like Matt Lauer; I don't see a resemblance at all. I still think Matt is hot, even though he's a pig. And yes, I have no shame.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:37pm.
Eh, Matt doesn't seem the the type to keep a hair bush. I bet he has a woman wax his pube situation .
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It makes it look bigger... SO I'VE HEARD
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Another prime example of how rich white men ruin the lives of women. I may throw up.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Eh, Matt doesn't seem the the type to keep a hair bush. I bet he has a woman wax his pube situation .
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Natalie's youngest son had the same hairline as Lauer's? Then it would be super obvious. I don't know. I just have a dark sense of humor.
I do not give a shit, nor do I have any knowledge of WTF this bitch is.
I don't watch any of these morning shows and could not care less if every one of them were hosted by mimes.
and by the way, not THAT slow of a news day...Oprah's trying to guest appear on Keeping Up with the Krapdashians.
i'm sure matt is diddling the help but her kids look like her and her husband and each other, not a little lauer.
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Matt Lauer is a pig. I remember when he was a concert reporter for HBO!
Anyway Savannah is dull and void of any personality. The whole show is a mess.
Bring back morning cartoons!
oh is that it? Wackvannah is homely so Annette isn't threatened by her? is that why Meredith quit, because Matt couldn't help but be attracted to that hot bitch, and Annette couldn't handle it and threatened to hang herself on camera during the 8:00 time block?
ha ha ha I'm old. :D
I stopped watching eons ago when Curry got her "big chance." As Tom Shales of the Washington Post said several years ago, she just sits on your lap and wants to be your best friend. Not my idea of morning news!
I watch Imus. The old man might have lost his "edge" but he is entertaining and real.
I haven't looked at Matt Lauer in ages. His hair situation is rather unfortunate.
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I was wondering WTF happened to her and how she could let that shark teeth bitch Wackvannah usurp her rightful place.