These two young stars costarred in one of the biggest movies of the year and everyone speculated that they had an affair. But that’s only half right. The female lead DID have an on set fling – but not with her costar – with her costar’s GIRLFRIEND when she came to visit! Ironically, the girlfriend is also a major star but she wouldn’t let her hunky boyfriend join in the fun. Both women are bisexual and he’s straight. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)
Jennifer Lawrence seems like a smart ho with a brain that will turn on a flashing red siren if something doesn’t seem like a good idea (wearing that dress doesn’t count), so why in the name of teeth marks on a clit would she expose her delicate parts to that terrifying bear trap of veneers in Miley Cyrus’ mouth? That’s like me using an electric rotating brush as a dildo. (Actually, I wouldn’t put that past me. Desperate times, etc…) So because of this, I refuse to believe this is Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus. If it is supposed to about those three, then I refuse to believe it’s true.
I’ll just guess that this is The Lorax, Grammy Norma and The Lorax’s off-screen girlfriend Sally O’Malley. That makes more sense. SOLVED!
This one is buzzing both sides of the Atlantic: a very famous LA name is in a love triangle.
The story goes like this: Miss Boldface, who has a high opinion of herself that is not always shared by others, has formed a fascinating friendship with a household name. Mr Very Famous has had problems in the past, all smoothed over because of kids, image, celebrity wife… the usual reasons. Mrs Very Famous knows all about this latest triangle but is unlikely to issue divorce proceedings at the moment as she has interests in other directions, including commercial ones. How long this situation will hold is anyone’s guess – especially if they read this. (The Morton Report via Blind Gossip)
Miss Boldface (which sounds like the name of a Clue character I would’ve played every time as a kid): Katherine Jenkins?
Mr. Very Famous: Becks?
Mrs. Very Famous: Posh?
The meeting must have been incredible. Executives sitting around talking about the teen actress who was starring in a fairly big hit for them. Wholesome and pure on the screen and living with her drug dealer at home. No one knew at first that the teen lived with her drug dealer. He was just a guy they would see with her. Sure, he was older, and yes, they whispered they would prefer if he was white at least. And did you see the tattoos? And now it turns out he is also her drug dealer and that they live together. They wanted to know if she was old enough to be living with someone legally like that. Where were her parents? Probably doing drugs too. It all started off well for everyone. They really liked this tween actress. She was going to make them all rich and had started off doing just that. Then all of a sudden her drug dealer ex-boyfriend shows up and moves in with their actress and starts showing her off around town. Apparently she owed him money and it was not just for her, but also money he was owed for drugs her friends and family took too. She was going to pay it off. He was going to stay with her until she did. The actress didn’t mind because she didn’t have many friends in LA and here was a guy who was usually nice to her and gave her good drugs and all she had to do was sleep with him. She thought her mom had probably slept with him too. They were closer in age. The executives had a word with the dealer. How much was he owed? They quietly paid him off and sent him on his way and gave him plenty extra to never come back and hook up with their meal ticket again. Too late. (CDAN)
My head is empty (stop right there and this sentence will still be factually correct) of any guesses. It’s not Lindsay Lohan and it must be a trick from Nickelodeon, because Disney makes all their hos use their in-house drug dealers.