Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

June 26, 2012 / Posted by:

John Travolta probably thought that he was the only legendary QUEEN at last night’s Savages premiere in L.A., but nope. John was dethroned the second the red carpet received a glamorous visit from his Saturday Night Fever co-twirler Donna Pescow, known to my fellow children of the late 80s as THE MOM FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD!  

If you read the title Out Of This World and are saying “HUH?” the same way John Travolta’s peen does when a lady kisses him on the lips, then please go back to 5th grade recess and let the adults talk about a very important television show. Not just any very important television show, but a very important television show about a human woman (played to perfection by Donna Pescow) who sexed on a male alien (voiced to perfect by Burt Reynolds) and gave birth to an alien/human daughter with supernatural powers. Homegirl could stop time by pressing her fingers together! It blew my mind. There’s further proof that us people of the 80s were simple and hypnotized by simple concepts. But really, who’s not hypnotized by this?

You know, now that I watch that shit again, I’m pretty sure Out Of This World was just Scientology propaganda. I mean, it does look like Suri Cruise: the teenage years. Whatever. I still love it and I love it so much that I’m not going to mention that Donna Pescow’s scarf thing looks like it was just used to wipe Ronald McDonald’s ass. Donna is serving up some ketchup mustard realness and I don’t mean that in a good way.

Here’s a few other tricks and tramps from last night’s premiere: Donna, Blake NotSoLively (thinking she’s Kim Basinger in L.A. Confidential and shit), Benicio Del Toro, Mary-Louise Parker, Salma Hayek and Taylor Kitsch.

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