What A Natural Kiss Between Two Heterosexuals In Love
"Hand me the foreskin sweat-flavored lip gloss. Johnny has to do this shit with FEELING!" is probably the line Kelly Preston spit at her Scientology-appointed handler in the limo minutes before she did this with John Travolta on the red carpet at the L.A. premiere of his movie Savages last night. John and Kelly tried to make the public forget about all the tales of his tingling, man-hungry Scientolohole by putting on a good-old fashioned, manufactured public display of ewwwffection show in front of the cameras. It didn't work. This is about as natural as the beaver's ass on John's head.
Just yesterday, yet another dude dropped a sexual harassment lawsuit on John Travolta's gitchi gitchi ya ya anus, so I understand why John and Kelly's publicist choreographed this stunt, but they should've rehearsed more. These pictures are where awkward goes to feel more awkward. John is trying to use his Scientology training to imagine Kelly Preston's lips as a succulent, twitchy man hole and she knows this, which is why her eye is saying "Please tell me this is almost over...." to the photographer.
Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra-Lee Furness need to teach a class at the Learning Annex on How To Successfully Shoot Down The Gay Rumors with Some Public Beard Love, because those two know how to do it without overdoing it.
On a positive note, at least this gives Tommy Girl and the boys at the Scientology bath house something to giggle about as they do themselves in the butt with e-meter cans.
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"Gitchi gitchi ya-ya anus" is already the greatest thing I'll ever read today!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Yea...he's totally waxing that ass.
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"MY FAVORITE CEREAL IS LIFE! AND I GOT IT; AND I LIVED!!!"
Got 2B Real : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRHIwO_tE34&feature=relmfu
Ugh! That horrible rug!
Embrace your sexuality AND your baldness John.
WTF happened to his face? The face and hair combo make him look like a melted Ken doll left in the sun too long. Gross.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Please, this is natural affection. Bitches, don't hate! Lol
If you picture Kelly as the beautifully stunning man that he is, with his flawless skin and perfect tuck game, this tender mouth love makes perfect sense!! Right? Joke's on everyone, HAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:26am.
WOW! WHAT A STRAIGHT MACHO TUNA POUNDER!
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Funny you should say that Sucky, that was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw these pics. I'm like MAN is JT ever a ladies man, I'll bet Kelly has to keep her eye on him every second least he sneaks out and has lots of sex with different women. You can tell by that kiss he loves her and everything but he just cant help wanting to chase down every pussy he sees and jab it with his manly pussy pounding power cock. No doubt about it JT is a woman man through and through!!!
what is that stuff on his head? it isn't hair, that's for sure. vinny barbarino sure didn't turn out so good, did he?
Werk it girl.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYu8z1DIMe9Q&v=Yu...
John Travolta made slow babies because God hates his gay sperms
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
dude is all levels of creepy.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:34am.
Sucky, I know girl. Just looking at him makes me quiver. I hate Kelly. I am SO very jealous of her. I mean what does she have that I don't.
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GURLFRANNND you know his coke sweat must taste amazing!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:26am.
WOW! WHAT A STRAIGHT MACHO TUNA POUNDER!
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Sucky, I know girl. Just looking at him makes me quiver. I hate Kelly. I am SO very jealous of her. I mean what does she have that I don't.
DICK HATING, TIT SUCKING, POONAWNY NINJA!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
That hair is... oh God, how to describe it... not very convincing I guess!
Plus, the "style" (if you can call it that) looks absolutely awful on him!
Thumb #15!
He looks like an albino spock. Very creepy.
suckandfuck?
tuna pounder.
come on now!
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Kelly deserves an academy award for her portrayal of devoted wife to John Travolta all these years. Her performance is not so convincing but she scores points with academy for at least trying.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
it's his hair.
what in the name of all that is holy.
sweet jesus.
that hair.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Say something nice...hmmm...
Kelly Preston is very pretty. Of course, the fact that she's stayed married to this guy for so long kinda negates that.
Travolta, if he really wants to stay in the closet, needs to (1) do more effective photo ops and (2) get the phone numbers of some nice, discreet hookers.
And gain a reputation as a really nice guy, so people won't want to screw him over. This is all coming out, and he's not being protected.
You call that a kiss!! Kelly & Travolta still in denial..
WOW! WHAT A STRAIGHT MACHO TUNA POUNDER!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.