The Spice Girls Reunite And Posh Could Give A Shit
CORRECTION: That headline is factually wrong, because Posh can't physically give a shit. Posh had her entire digestive system removed, because it's not like she uses it anyway and it was getting in the way of her having a waist smaller than a grasshopper's peen shaft. So I should've wrote: Posh Could Give A Queef.
So, Scary Spice, Sporty Spice, Ginger Spice, Baby Spice and Tall Olsen Spice all gathered in front of the steps where they zig-a-zig-ah-ed in the Wannabe video 16 years ago to officially announce the Spice Girls musical. The musical will start with Scary, Sporty, Ginger and Baby discovering a miserable alien in a crashed asteroid and molding her into the Dark Crystal praying mantis she is today. Jennifer Saunders (that's Edina Monsoon to you and me) wrote the musical's book and Judy Craymer (the one in the pictures below who looks like an Asian Ellen Barkin) is producing it. Viva Forever! will open at the Piccadilly Theater in London's West End this December.
Here's Scary, Sporty, Ginger and Baby being all excited about getting a check while trying to ignore the luxury-wrapped skinny black cloud of poutiness next to them:
Oh, Posh, please forever remain that angst-ridden Emo goth teen who ruins Christmas by looking as miserable as possible while sitting at the dinner table. Seriously, I kept waiting for Posh to pull out a razor and start cutting herself while reciting Morrissey lyrics.
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I like Baby's shoes.
Cindybman, send Sucky a picture of your ear, a toe and your bellybutton, he enjoys that sometimes... ;)
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Look at all those common bitches engaging with each other! Laughter and excitement are for riff raff.
Everybody looks pretty good except for mournful shadow.
What a sad Eeyore. Poor little rich girl.
Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:49pm.
Dammit. I have no nutsack. I do have a bag of cashews, though. Would that work?
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yes please, but put them in a velvet bag, my imagination will do the rest
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:42pm.
How come my clock says 12:13 but my post was submitted at 12:40?
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It's MK time....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:44pm.
yes but first you must send me a pic of your nutsack
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Dammit. I have no nutsack. I do have a bag of cashews, though. Would that work?
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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches. -- Brick Tamaland
I WANNA
HEY
I WANNA
HEY
I WANNA
HEY
I WANNA
HEY
I WANNA
ZING A ZING ZOOMIE ZING A ZING A ZING AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Sporty Spice doesn't look like a butch...amazing! :D
ugh on all of this...
i enjoy posh when she does interviews and such, but she looks like a ghoulish preying mantis...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:43pm.
ps. Posh looks fat.
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FINALLY someone else notices, it's fucking disgusting
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:40pm.
suckandfuck -- may I use your response for my signature line? I will give you credit of course!
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yes but first you must send me a pic of your nutsack
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
ps. Posh looks fat.
How come my clock says 12:13 but my post was submitted at 12:40?
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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches. -- Brick Tamaland
Posh all like "fuck these bitches I'm Brand Beckham!"
Sporty has chunky arms, and I love her for it.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:36pm.
Length looks better for porn but the girth is what your anus will remember the next day.
suckandfuck -- may I use your response for my signature line? I will give you credit of course!
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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches. -- Brick Tamaland
When did Baby and Ginger become twins?
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Without the trashy tight dresses and platform shoes, it's just not the same.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:36pm.
Is Sporty Spice a lesbian?
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Not anymore! She's cured!!!
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She joined Scientology?
I hated their crap music when it first was released, could not give less of a shit about any of these women.
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And now I'm hard, too hard to know
I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my tummy, fears go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
Posh looks like a fucking ghoul.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:36pm.
Is Sporty Spice a lesbian?
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Not anymore! She's cured!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:34pm.
Sucky, you disappoint me. I thought that you liked it thick. So does that mean that you prefer length over girth.
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Length looks better for porn but the girth is what your anus will remember the next day.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Agreed, miss the old Ginger.
Wish the other Spices would cut her.
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A-ha! All they need to do is knock Posh into her!
Those razor sharp hip bones will slice a bitch good if those ice-pick elbows don't!
Well.played.Spice.Girls.
Well.played.
Is Sporty Spice a lesbian?
Posh spice is the only ugly one. Everyone else looks pretty damn good.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:25pm.
ginger spice was hotter when she was ginger and a little bit thicker (not thick like you though, reader of this comment, that is WAY too thick)
Sucky, you disappoint me. I thought that you liked it thick. So does that mean that you prefer length over girth.
1) Holy shit - Sporty Spice could double as Kate the Bride of the Not-So-Cute Prince!
2) They look sooooooooooo happy to see Posh as well! Look how they just wrap their arms around her, emitting all the warmth of true SISTAS in GURL POWER!
No?
Yeah, well, bitch still gets to go home and Fuck David Oh.my.god.i.can't.with.the.voice.but.holy.shit.that.body.Beckam.
So, ya know, she ain't crying.
(also, too - crying *would* drastically reduce her body weight so, can't have that...)
They look surprisingly good, actually. Come on Poshy, give us a little grin, a snarl, lip bite, anything? lololol They look so happy to be together! Really not understanding Posh here at all, she's impeccable but grim?!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:26pm.
she looks the same in every damn picture... like some humpback lizard... thumb 2 - her boobs(?)
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Hey Jacko, I think that she had the bolt-ons taken out.
Agreed, miss the old Ginger.
Wish the other Spices would cut her.
I love Posh in the main pic. She is always aware of the camera and she works it. I don't think she is the bitch that she portrays. She is actually very funny and business savvy. I loves me some Posh, but I love her husband even more.
They are so last century.
Posh looks like The Corpse bride. She has been dead for years.
and it looks like sporty spice gave up her truck driver's license!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Oh Posh, loosen up a little. Can't imagine what she's like in the bedroom.
she looks the same in every damn picture... like some humpback lizard... thumb 2 - her boobs(?)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
ginger spice was hotter when she was ginger and a little bit thicker (not thick like you though, reader of this comment, that is WAY too thick)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
she couldn't look more bored and bothered if she tried..... what a cunt. I just can't with her....
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