Savannah Guthrie Will Replace Ann Curry
It's not going to be Hoda Kotb or Meredith V or my personal choice Willard Scott. Savannah Guthrie will sit on the co-anchor chair that will have a revenge fart from Ann Curry on it. Savannah's the one all the way to the right who's giving that dried green paint some competition in the no personality contest.
TMZ says that Savannah's deal to be Today's new co-host is signed, sealed and awaiting delivery. Today isn't announcing her as the new co-host until they wrap shit up with Ann Curry. Ann has two years left on her $30 million 3-year contract and she wants the full $20 million to go away. NBC has offered her $10 million and a job as a foreign correspondent for NBC News, but Ann is shaking her head no to that shit deal. Ann is fucking done professionally with NBC and wants to leave the network for good. Ann wants her $20 million and nothing else.
Ann needs to put her hands around that NBC peacock's betraying bitch of a neck and not let go until that whore coughs up all $20 million. I had this customer service job once and one of my co-workers got fired for being a bitch to the customers. Did I mention that I loved her so? Well, when they pink-slipped her ass they told her she needed to come back the next day to sign some exit papers and pick up her last check. This bitch refused to sashay out the exit door until they put her last check in her hands. She sat on her chair, hugged her pocketbook and quietly talked shit to herself about her supervisors and the job. I played Mimi's "Hero" on a loop on my computer speakers. The bosses eventually gave in and gave her the check. That's what Ann needs to do. Sit in her chair and tell those bitches her legs aren't going to work until they drop $20 million into her checking account.
And about Savannah as the new co-host.... I was hoping if it wasn't going to be Hoda or Tamron Hall, it would be Natalie Morales. But I guess that would be awkward, because when I Googled "Natalie Morales Matt Lauer" this came up:
But then again, when I Googled "Savannah Guthrie Matt Lauer" this came up:
And "Ann Curry Matt Lauer":
And this (no, that is definitely not sloppily 'Shopped to shit, shut up):
So I guess if NBC wanted a co-host who hasn't been winked at by Matt Lauer's peen, there only option would be Al Roker. I think.
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I don't watch the Today show. I watch I love lucy and Golden Girls. The news is too depressing and I am already in a bad mood from getting out of bed but is this Ann Curry person really THAT bad? I've seen clips or two and she may be no Barbara Walters but it wasn't painful. I dunno...
LOL at the Matt Lauer google searches.
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look at her in that main pic! she looks like she should be spraying random people in the perfume department at Macy's, not hosting what used to be the #1 morning program 8-P
who's savannah guthrie? i hate ann curry because of the way she gets all starstruck whenever she interviews st angie ho or braddy. blecch
Does anyone ever REALLY watch the long ass today show? I sat through an hour ONCE when John Rich co-hosted. And I even watched an entire season of Donlad Trump for John Rich, so that's saying a lot. People probably don't even notice when they play musical chairs on that show anyway.
Consider Today's death warrant officially signed. Who the fuck is making the decisions over there? This was NOT a "hire from within" type of position. They needed someone new, dynamic and entertaining. None of those lame ass bitches on that show has what it takes.
*googles 'anything with a vagina matt lauer*
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that's calling a spade a spade!
I know nobody likes her, but I do feel bad for Ann Curry. They totally 'Conaned' her.
I wonder how they are going to send her out...if it will be a big drama or a low key affair. If I was her, I wouldn't even show up. Fuck them.
And I DO NOT LIKE Savannah Guthrie. She has no lips, and yes, I'd be totally surprised if she wasn't banging on Matt.
Team GMA.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Ann needs to "Get that money" and give them the finger on the way out the door. It's not going to matter who is sitting next to Laurer. The show sucks,plain and simple. If your interested in knowing who Kim Kardashian is fucking or who Lindsay is rubbing coochie's with, then this is your show. It's turned into a 4 hour version of Entertainment tonight. I can't stomach that shit so early.
YUCK! who cares about these old farts and their sexual escapades
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Roker looked better porky.
BOYCOTT WACKVANNA GUTHRIE
I would freakin DIE
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
NBC is all Olympics 2012 for the next two months so I was certain they'd pick a great Olympian, Dina Lohan. But NBC misses their last chance to save their jobs and goes with a real nobody.
Don't watch this shit, don't care.
I know - let's replace insipid with monotonous.
As Johnny Rotten would say "BORING"
Chin up, Ann... at least you weren't on Fox and Friends.
it's pretty funny that Al looks like the smallest one there
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Good move on Ann's part. Take your $20 million and RUN.... I would travel with the loot and retire. She is 55..that's the whole point of getting rich.. RETIRE EARLY!!
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funny, Savannah doesn't have dick sucking lips but she must have blown like the wind to land this role...put in a little extra overtime these past few weeks I'm sure.
SCREAMS WITH LAUGHTER!!!!
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guess I'll be watching Maury in the morning
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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