Night Crumbs

Drunk Ass Sandra Lee shows us the house the Kwanzaa cake built – Just Jared

I bet Justin Timberlake’s hair smells like Dark & Lovely – Lainey Gossip

…and let’s hope the marquee says STARRING CHAD MICHAELS – Towleroad

I don’t like that my sandwich didn’t have bacon in it and I REALLY don’t like that I thought this was Grace Jones – Hollywood Tuna

Kaley Cuoco in Maxim Australia – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

A scroll down memory lane with Zack and Kelly – The Berry

Casper Smart should’ve worn the culo-hugging gold shorty shorts from his gay days – Celebitchy

In other news, Blue Ivy’s Aunt GOOP was named honorary citizen of Cuntville – ICYDK

Aubrey O’Day didn’t need a note from a doctor to tell us she’s a crazy bitch – The Superficial

What I really don’t get are Miranda Kerr’s shorts – Popoholic

Ryan Gaycrest looked out into the ocean and thought, “I really wish this Coke can was Simon Cowell’s bountiful breast” – Popsugar

Please, Jon Hamm, you know this was “call girl didn’t get the amount promised and so she took some shit” situation – IDLYITW

Kate Hudson is still on a yacht – Celebslam

Angie Jolie when she had truly refined tastes in jooree – SOW

Jason Lee gave his kid a normal name. Boo. – I’m Not Obsessed

Must refrain from making Rue jokes – Videogum

That pussy’s tongue is freaking me out – Cityrag

Two Quarters is in the hospital for real this time – Hollywood Rag