Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 26, 2012 / Posted by:

Holly from ABC’s copy + paste version of Big Brother called The Glass House, or as I like to call it “Why In The Name Of The Chenbot Am I Watching This Piece Of Shit?

This post has a couple SPOILERS from last night’s episode and typing that sentence made me feel dumber than usual. How can this be a SPOILER ALERT when there’s nobody out there to spoil, because nobody watches this mess. The only stupid bitches watching this are me and Julie Chen’s robot rival (my guess is her robot rival is Michael Fassbender from Prometheus) who is trying to get back at her by watching the show that copied hers.

Anyway, during last week’s episode, most of the house guests decided they were all going to send Primetime 99 Alex Stein, the dried douche stain on a Lacoste polo shirt collar, into Limbo. (Limbo is where two house guests go while viewers decide which one should go back into the house.) Everyone stuck with the plan except for 21-year-old student/retail slave Holly. Holly voted for Erica instead. So on last night’s episode, everyone tried to figure out who went against the house by voting for Erica. They straight up asked Holly if it was her and she denied it. But then the guilt almost ate at her lip gloss, so she admitted she’s the one who went against the group.

Later on, most of the women gathered around Holly and wanted to know what else she’s lied about. How can they trust Holly in a game that’s all about lying? So they asked Holly if she’s really an art major. Holly said yes. They asked her who her favorite artist is. Holly’s only response was a blank stare followed by a trail of “uhuhuhuhs.” Bitch couldn’t name ONE artist. She didn’t say Picasso, Monet, Courtney Love, Thomas Kinkade or Jack from Titanic. None of them. If Holly had one brain cell that worked on a full-time basis, she would’ve said that her favorite artist is “Uhuhuhuhs” and only an art major like her would know who that is. That’s how underground Uhuhuhuhs is and that’s how much she knows about art, bitches. But no….

Holly confessed to lying about being an art major. She’s a psychology major, but she didn’t want anyone to know, because she didn’t want them to think that she can play with their minds. HA. Holly couldn’t win in a psychological game against a bunny’s turd. One of the women then asked Holly to name a psychologist she’s studied in school. Holly gave an answer and the answer was classic:

DR. PHIL!!!!!!

This ho said Dr. Phil. Not even Dr. Drew. Dr. Phil! But really, Holly is smarter than me, because I would’ve said Dr. Lucy van Pelt.

Of course, the house guests are all threatened by Holly’s genius brain, so they voted her into Limbo this week. They can’t get rid of Holly. I love Holly and she’s the only reason to watch that mess. SAVE HOLLY! 

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