Wednesday, June 27th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 26th!

"As her manager, I am sorry, but the contract rider clearly states that extras or civilians are not to look her in the eye or touch her. If you need to get a hold of her directly, please use the giant tongs provided for that purpose." - Strepsi

Runners-up:

Yet another country finds out how difficult it is to return Angie. - GingeMinge

Angie's contract with Satan includes performing magic shows at birthday parties on the back lots of Hell. - oh dave

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Submitted by Trixster on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 1:11pm.

How did "homewrecker in the sky / I can fly twice as high" not even get an honorable mention??? Booooo.

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IDK, but it made me laugh. Maybe MK was not a big Reading Rainbow fan.

Congrats to all!

Satans Panties's picture

Ummmmmm... obviously you haven't heard about these little movies (to name only a few!):

The Dark Knight (grossed $533,345,358)

Spider Man (grossed $403,706,375)

Iron Man (grossed $318,412,101)
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:08pm.

Comment: . . . I think we have become a bit too sophisticated to be impressed by supposedly flying actors who's movements are clearly limited by their (invisible) harness.

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:30pm.
Is it wrong that I secretly hope they dropped her?
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No, I was hoping the same thing.

Trixster's picture

How did "homewrecker in the sky / I can fly twice as high" not even get an honorable mention??? Booooo.

Vern's picture

Cuntflaps genius hookers!!!

Yay Strepsi!!

*gently lowers Gingela onto her throne*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Sweetas's picture

Strepsi, congrats on your first win!! lmfao @ "giant tongs". Congrats Ginge and oh dave too!

And yeah, that shit doesn't look OSHA approved. Is it wrong that I secretly hope they dropped her?

WithinReason...'s picture

Bwahahahahaha winners! Big congrats, that pic is ridiculous! LOLOL oh and it needs a circle of fire too! :D

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GingeMinge's picture

LOL Strepsi! Congrats on your first win!

turnelbup's picture

STREPSI! You one funny biatch! Congrats to all!

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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK

TexnDoc's picture

Congrats winners. You think that's her or a stunt Angelina? Doesn't look too safe.

RandéSleepover's picture

LOL @ Strepsi's.

I can't believe the producers would let her do her own stunts. I mean, everything else about the shot is faked.

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snowpiece's picture

congrats Strepsi that was funny! as were all the winners!

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suckandfuck's picture

I LET OUT A HEARTY MASCULINE LAUGH AT YOUR CAPTION STREPSI.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Strepsi's picture

Wow.... play for years and finally won something! THANKS!

Though I am kind of terrified to know what MK would give as "prizes" -- a lap dance from Basement Baby? Scrapings of Phoebe Price? A jar of tears excreted by Tiffany Brissette, star of the 1985 sitcom Small Wonder?

OurMissC's picture

Hilarious winners! Congrats!

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Deb's picture

Congrats witty winnahs!

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tbeez's picture

Angie bouncing around above two blue ones... John Travolta is so jealous right now.

Dame Chupacabra's picture

The comments! perfection! :-D man I can't wait for this movie!!

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

turnelbup's picture

The Department of Environmental Protection attempts to repair the hole in the ozone with St. Angie's magical healing farts.

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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK

MahatMaCoat's picture

She's a star, man
Hangin in the sky
She'd like to steal your husband
She'd unzip his fly
Oh, let the children boogie
Adopted children boogie
Let the children boogie

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pamorama_j's picture

NAC******I got nothing.*******NAC

Too late to the party ovah heah. Some hilarious comments by some new blood though!! Nice to see!!

islandgirl's picture

Who gives a flying fuck?

Victory goes to "blue man on the right"s junk for stealing the scene from Angelina. Job well done!

Not wanting to make the same mistake as Catherine the Great, Ms. Jolie made sure SHE was the one being lowered on a rig and not the horse.

Look how big my junk looks in this blue suit!

Anytime a virgin is deflowered, a home-wrecker earns her horns....Angelina finally got hers....

Frybread's picture

I can't believe these people are paid millions of dollars and looked up to for doing ridiculous shit like this and playing make believe.

skabazzle's picture

This may look like a stunt shot for Maleficent, but it's actually Angie practicing to ambush Jeneroux's wedding. Off-camera, Maddox is waiting with a crash pad made of Beanie Babies.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

It's ok you can drop her, IT flies.

Dallas's picture

Finally, after receiving her Homewrecker Horns, Saint Angelina gives thanks to the heavens above!

WillDevil's picture

Orphans may run from Angelina, but they can't hide!

dfanintheD's picture

Oh, and I bet you don't believe that St. Angie Jo cured the common cold and brought peace to the Holy Land, either.

Poor cameramen. That stench wafting out of Chicken Leg's hypnotic vagina can't be easy to ignore.

P.T.Bull's picture

Comment: This movie looks pretty damn silly. Its 30 years since star wars, and I think we have become a bit too sophisticated to be impressed by supposedly flying actors who's movements are clearly limited by their (invisible) harness.

Nonetheless, movie production does fascinate me--even if the movie fondles donkey. So, are they watching 400 channels of dish network, or are those directional microphones? Also, I am intrigued by that hand held blower dude is using.

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Submitted by mare1313 on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 9:25pm.

Homewrecker in the sky, I can fly twice as high...

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Ahahahhaha! This makes me feel old though.

de Cosmos's picture

Santa Angelina's Cunning Stunt

Two Drink Min's picture

Angie's UN promo shots before photoshop. They take out the horns, put up a halo and add a bunch a clammering refugees.

Two Drink Min's picture

The leg might be jealous when she pulls this whopper out for next years Oscars.

SteelCityGirl's picture

I'm gonna GO OUT ON A LIMB here and say this isn't the first time she's gotten high off a pair of blue ones.

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lazee's picture

Who is she kidding? I saw that bitch fly by on her broom last night.

Darknight's picture

Nope, she still has that stick up her ass.

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LisaRose's picture

Try to stick a leg out now Angelina.... just try.

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mare1313's picture

Homewrecker in the sky, I can fly twice as high...