The Photoshop Awards: Jenny McCarthy's "Elegant" Playboy Cover
Here's Miss Tits Against Vaccines herself Jenny McCarthy celebrating her upcoming 40th birthday by posing naked on her sixth cover of Playboy. From those Girls Just Wanna Have Fun gloves to the fact that Playboy dulled every single Photoshop tool while making this cover, this shit is a mess. But a bigger mess is Jenny using the words "class" and "elegant" to describe her "Photoshopped into another face" spread. Jenny barfed up this pile of LOLs to People:
"I'm really proud of it. The pictures are really gorgeous and classy. They could be out of W magazine. They're really elegant. It's probably a lot more sophisticated than a lot of the stuff you'd see of people with their clothes on."
The words "Jenny McCarthy" and "elegant" go together like the words "Jenny McCarthy" and "sane." The only way Jenny's spread could be described as "sophisticated" is if they covered her Joker face and body with a pink velvet blanket and laid Shauna Sand on top of her. Also, please tell me while Jenny posed nekkid ass nekkid in an air-conditioned studio, karma twirled in and blew a case of whooping cough right at her.
And I bet the classiest picture in the spread is the one of Jenny McCarthy flashing the message "Jim Carrey Hates Kids (Even More Than I Do!)" shaved into her full pube bush. Yes, Jenny shaved all those words into her bush. She's got a really wide bush.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:05pm.
Playboy is sold in a black plastic cover.
Don't ask me why I know this.
Oh, I live in Europe, where boobs are not considered hazardous to your children's health. America, you never seize to amaze me....
Eww! Her hair looks like it was styled by Callista Gingrich.
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When did this trick earn dibs on "America's Sweetheart?"
Bitch, please. You are 39, as am I. Start acting your age. Your son will be so mortified by this and his friends will most likely be relentless. Start thinking about him rather than yourself.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:03pm.
She doesn't look bad, but "W magazine"? lolololol
And girl, your son is old enough to recognize photos of you, including but not limited to magazine covers at the supermarket.
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Playboy is sold in a black plastic cover.
Don't ask me why I know this.
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This dame probably has all her covers enlarged, matted, and displayed all over her house. This one is probably over the shitter.
Not a very good pic.
I, too, can look this good with the magic of photoshop.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:04pm.
matt boner needs to get his fine self on playgirl and go full commando, i would buy every copy on this planet!!!
Save one copy for me, boo!
Well, now we know who would be the perfect man for this wh0re :P
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Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:03pm.
She doesn't look bad, but "W magazine"? lolololol
And girl, your son is old enough to recognize photos of you, including but not limited to magazine covers at the supermarket.
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Playboy is sold in a black plastic cover.
Don't ask me why I know this.
Interview with Charlie Sheen? For why?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:59pm.
matt boner needs to get his fine self on playgirl and go full commando, i would buy every copy on this planet!!!
Wow. Photoshop, indeed. Looks like Barbie's hair on Megan Fox's head on Lindsay Lohan's body.
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She doesn't look bad, but "W magazine"? lolololol
And girl, your son is old enough to recognize photos of you, including but not limited to magazine covers at the supermarket.
Eww! Her hair looks like it was styled by Callista Gingrich.
@ Louise Brooks Jenny McCarthy is the original Kendra that might be why.
* Her body looks good but I think it's strange that they didn't photo shop her nails and lips to match.
Sounds silly but it would actually make a difference.
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Her face has been photoshopped to hell and back.
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I want to read the Andy Samberg interview that's mentioned on the cover. Her hair would look better if it weren't canary yellow. This cover is basically a mash up of styles- 80s Madonna gloves, HW glamour Veronica Lake curls, disco bush.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:50pm.
First of all,
Does anyone still buy Playboy magazine??
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Nope it's too lame. People want a little more raunch in their porn...not that..you know..I'd know anything about that!
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I'm with you on that though. If you gonna get porn you might as well go for the raunchier stuff. I remember as a curious teen, going into my Dad's nightstand table looking for some "good reading material" (ahem) He had both Playboy and Penthouse. I always went for the Penthouse. ;-)
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:47pm.
She looks like Donna Mills circa 1985.
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You got that right. The eyes have it! Lol, that eyeshadow video!I look at her and I think, she should be attractive, but she just isn't to me. Her face is too long. She looks completely fake.
And to top it all off, she is very crude and she brings her son into it. Then throw in the pseudo-science, and you have a person I just don't like a bit.
Couldn't we get pictures of Matt Bomer from the Magic Mike premiere instead of this fug shit?
They photoshopped her heavy.
Her belly button is totally in the wrong place and looks wonky. Really bad photoshopping.
Whamo -- we need to find you a nice girl. She's nothing more than a five-headed, horse-faced slut; her chin needs its own zip code.
She looks like that annoying ass Kendra here.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:50pm.
First of all,
Does anyone still buy Playboy magazine??
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Nope it's too lame. People want a little more raunch in their porn...not that..you know..I'd know anything about that!
yea like adding those stoopid gloves gonna klass it up.
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What kinda coin accompanies such a gig as a Playboy cover, y'all? Because heck, she's already done five covers, no need to turn that away now that she's having to solely support her household again, right. She's hella more "qualified" for this "type of work" than most these slores that are later spotted chewing on Vanilla Gorilla's trunk. I just...think it's best to never do nudity. I'm a never-nude, dudes.
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How is this cover "elegant" or for that matter, any different from any other Playboy cover? "America's Sweetheart"?-Bitch, please!
Jim is lucky to have left that nutjob. :> " uh huh that's my Mom"- her children
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I have to say she kinda looks sexy here.
(yes I know there is photoshopping)
useless twat. no one cares.
I have to say she kinda looks sexy here.
(yes I know there is photoshopping)
First of all,
Does anyone still buy Playboy magazine??
Secondly,
Bright red lipstick does not look becoming on women over 35.
Finally,
Disappear, bitch. Nobody fucking cares about your pubes.
girl why you block your tetas, its not like we haven't seeing it before...honey im gay and ive seeing your lady parts.
She looks like Donna Mills circa 1985.
I found the bunny.