The Photoshop Awards: Jenny McCarthy’s “Elegant” Playboy Cover

June 25, 2012 / Posted by:

Here’s Miss Tits Against Vaccines herself Jenny McCarthy celebrating her upcoming 40th birthday by posing naked on her sixth cover of Playboy. From those Girls Just Wanna Have Fun gloves to the fact that Playboy dulled every single Photoshop tool while making this cover, this shit is a mess. But a bigger mess is Jenny using the words “class” and “elegant” to describe her “Photoshopped into another face” spread. Jenny barfed up this pile of LOLs to People:

“I’m really proud of it. The pictures are really gorgeous and classy. They could be out of W magazine. They’re really elegant. It’s probably a lot more sophisticated than a lot of the stuff you’d see of people with their clothes on.”

The words “Jenny McCarthy” and “elegant” go together like the words “Jenny McCarthy” and “sane.” The only way Jenny’s spread could be described as “sophisticated” is if they covered her Joker face and body with a pink velvet blanket and laid Shauna Sand on top of her. Also, please tell me while Jenny posed nekkid ass nekkid in an air-conditioned studio, karma twirled in and blew a case of whooping cough right at her.

And I bet the classiest picture in the spread is the one of Jenny McCarthy flashing the message “Jim Carrey Hates Kids (Even More Than I Do!)” shaved into her full pube bush. Yes, Jenny shaved all those words into her bush. She’s got a really wide bush.

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