Parasite Hilton Still Exists And Is Trying To Be A DJ Now
In case you needed to know that Wonky McValtrex is as good at DJing as she is at sucking dick, here's that piece of trash pretending to push a bunch of buttons and turn knobs during her debut DJ set at the Sao Paolo Music Festival. Fucking a DJ (or two, or three, or forty) does not make this skank a DJ. Wonks probably thinks DJ Afrojack passed his mixing skills to her through his jizz stream. If that was possible, Wonks wouldn't only be the world's greatest DJ. She'd also be the world's greatest drug dealer, reality show contestant, basic cable actor, singer, porn star, bass player, club doorman, bathroom attendant, Walgreens stock boy, homeless man living under a bridge and (insert the occupation of every man in the L.A. area).
Is there such a thing as dj-synching, because there's no way Wonks made music come out of those speakers by herself. Bitch can't even operate an Etch-A-Sketch. Wonks put on that craft project Lady GaGa outfit and pretended to DJ while one of her crotch crabs was really the one pressing play on the iPod under that table.
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My brother and I have the same argument over and over, in which I say that DJs of today only press play and then pretend to do shit behind that table. Whereas DJs of my childhood actually had to have talent with the vinyl and shit.
And I hate her drunken white girl dance - i.e. hands up in the air screaming woooo
Chiming in on the cancer hatred. Hugs to anno and Atomic City. I am so, so sorry. Sending one to TR, too, in case she needs another.
Atomic City -
Sorry for your loss, it sounds redundant, but I mean it.
PH (Prickface Herpes, otherwise known as Paris) is such a fucking idiot, she looks so pathetic and desperate. GIVE IT UP ASSHOLE, NO ONE CARES ANYMORE.
The more I see of the Lardassians, LieLow, and Falcor Rhimes, this bitch is like a breath of fresh air.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
I wonder who mixed that shitty music for her? I saw the clip and was NOT impressed.
AtomicCity, I'm sorry for the loss of your uncle.
Im sorry AtomicCity. :(
Oh GAWD. EVERYONE is a damn "DJ" these days either in 'real life' or online.
LAME
((anno and AC)) Cancer is a c-word.
@AC and Anno
So very sorry for your losses. *big hugs*
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@Mahat
Nuttin' wrong with big flippers! *snaps Mahat on the ass cheeks with right 11 wide* ;)
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Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:51pm.
I'm very sorry for your loss, and I wish you all the best. <3
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 4:04pm.
You too sweetie - sending you a big hug!
Pay attention Kim...This is your future!!
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she is too fucking old to be trying this hard.
Thanks for the kind words, you guys. Anno, I'm so very sorry. Pancreatic cancer is a beast! You'll be the recipient of many well-wishes and long distances hugs from me.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
to quote kathy griffin, "when did dj'ing become a profession?"
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:51pm.
*HUGS*
I am very sorry, AC <3
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All right, who told her the lie that she's still relevant???
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Well, she was never as obnoxious as the kuntrashians.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:38pm.
Can someone please tell me what surgery she had to make her eye wonky?? I am not jesting, just genuinely curious. However I bet she is gutted that there is no such thing as foot reductions... C
she's had contacts to make her eyes blue probably since she was 5 years old, and I tend to think she's probably not the best with personal hygiene, so...
Et tu, annobanano? Come on, you can tell me, I won't tell anyone.
Edited to include my condolences for your loss.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Why does this turd still act like a younger? Grow up and go away...You're in your 30's.
that dress looks like the wallmart black swan halloween costume.
*whispers* please don't tell me we have to hear about her again.
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Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:55pm.
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Sorry to hear about your friend as well Anno:(
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:51pm.
I'm so sorry AC :(
AtomicCity, So very sorry to hear that! It SUCKS! ;(
annobanano, I'm sorry for your loss!
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Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:51pm.
I feel you AC - my friend with pancreatic cancer died Saturday.
Fuck Cancer indeed.
so sorry Atomic City, seems like this isn't a good week for cancer-striken loved ones.
fuck cancer.
I'm very sorry for your loss, Atomic. Cancer truly is one of the biggest evils on earth.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:51pm.
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Sorry to hear that, the big C is a son of a BITCH that takes few prisoners.
Sorry for your loss:(
*hides from MickeyHolland's inquiring mind*
Hopefully id's will never be required on The D, lol
who? O.o
sum stupid bitch from this group L'mosh,I think bokang is also sumb bad move,blada will bring nothing but drama I bet she will sleep with the other two chicks from this group and ayanda will not even care coz da bitch is stupid hate how fake she is ,flash back I'm so ready to hear it,and nokuzola they not dating its been a while I saw her this side dey jus fucking buddies
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 3:45pm.
TV: *claps* :S leave monkeys outta this
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Sea Monkeys?
I know this isn't OP, but I couldn't wait. I just got the call that my beloved uncle lost his battle with cancer just now. He was diagnosed less than a month ago. Had surgery last Monday and expected to recover. He was alert yesterday eating ice chips.
FUCK CANCER!
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Can´t wait for Wonky to host DJ parties with the Kuntrashians.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Brazilians love the "travestiis". They were probably dancing and trying to figure who that guy was.
Old?!
*asks for lislop's ID and hides her own birth certificate*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I don't think the people of Brazil realize she's washed up in NA. as each year goes by she'll have to go further and further away till she's opening a real dog meat stand in Kuala Lumpur or some shit.
TV: *claps* :S leave monkeys outta this
Coma Caca!
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She looks old! I hope this is where the Kardashian's will end up soon.
That display was more embarrassing than canned champagne.
Thanks to all the voices in my head, a DJ is of no use to me at all.
Can someone please tell me what surgery she had to make her eye wonky?? I am not jesting, just genuinely curious. However I bet she is gutted that there is no such thing as foot reductions... C
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WTF did Brazil ever do to d-list celebrities?
First K-Fed's brazilian ass shaker "Popozao" and now this.
every f'ing day this trick tries to pass off a new "career" when we all know and accept she's the main vapid ho of the global elite, and even they got tired of her persistent chronic STD infested "specullness" and rejected her...hence the sex she's had with every damn guy in the greater LA area -- convinced as she is that peen = talent. Wonky needs to wander off into a forest after rubbing some bear food onto herself. Imagine the career possibilities of being "taken" by a natural beast, Paris.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Is her stage name DJ Crotch Rot? I stole the term "crotch rot" from my country-ass aunt who, while completely disgusting, seems to fit to a tee. Aunt AC generally uses it to describe some pretty repulsive maladies of the nether regions, so yep, it seems fitting. And, I will use my cyber anonymity to say that, otherwise I'd never, ever utter such vileness. But again, it seems fitting for PH.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Oh dave, I fear this is only the beginning, it gets WORSE!
*arm reach, head bob, arm reach* lolol
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*looks around*
Where is that dildo jack-n-the-hat?