OctoMom's Got A Man
There really is someone out there for everyone even if that everyone is five hundred layers of insane, has 14 screaming kids at home, is freshly bankrupt, has lips like stale gummy worms and wears pigtails out in public. (Nothing is more tragic than a grown ass woman wearing pigtails and not in a "role playing as a slutty schoolgirl" kind of way. Okay, even that is tragic.) TMZ just happened to be at LAX yesterday when the bombshell of the San Gabriel Valley got picked up by her 15th kid: a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder named Frankie G. Yes, OctoMom's got a man. Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll.
Apparently, Octo met her new piece Frankie G at church and they've been dating for around two months.
I want to be happy for Octo that she's finally letting peen into her dusty octobox after 13 years of swearing off dick, but something about this isn't right. Who in the hell could take Octo's soul-killing maniacal cackle as you tickle her octopussy in her bedroom while outside the door her band of unruly kids burn the house down and tag their gang name onto the walls. This is obviously a stunt and I want to say that the only one in that duo who's getting good dick is Frankie G. But I can't fully say that, because I don't know any self-respecting gay dude, even a straight-for-fame gay dude, who would sit in the same car with a grown bitch wearing pigtails. (Nina Hagen not included)
Here's Octo pursing her mouth pillows at The Chio Morning Show's celebrity pillow fight (I can't with ANY of that) in King of Prussia, PA over the weekend.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:23pm.
i was riding the train to work and i saw a cute guy, i was totally eye fucking him cuz i picked up the gay vibe from him and then we arrived at the destination, and we all got off and i bump into my friend, who is gay, and he is like..oh by the way, this is my brother. it was sooo embarrassing, cuz i flirting so hard, short of sucking on the tip of my pen.
Haaaaaahaha, this post breathed new life into me.
My guess ~ he's a fame whore who purposefully hunted for a fame whore to get his name out there.
Thank goodness Sweetas, for a second there, I truly thought you Octo-Would! I was getting a bucket of holy water ready just in case! ;)
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publicity stunt
Seriously who is watching this bitch's kids? We only have 2 and I can barely afford to pay for a decent sitter to have a date night with my hubby? And we have jobs. I can't imagine what someone would charge to watch 14 children.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:53am.
I kind of want to wait till OpenPost,and at the same time I don't want to bore nobody with my stupid shit... but man I am depressed!!! Shrink answered and I got an appointment now.
I have nothiing to complain about but I am having a breakdown! fuck OCTOMOM!!!!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Ok. I do not attend Church. I have my own issues with God, but I do still have faith.
She goes to Church? Really?
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God will not save you from your attention whoring ways. Fuck off cunt.
Ick, nast.
Submitted by Gardening Girl: "Any bets on how long before one of her kids runs away or gets in trouble with the law? I got 3 years starting from today."
Oh yeah. Could be sooner, even.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:52am.
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Now rukiddingme, you *know* the title would *have* to be, " ME, The Kids, and Frankie G.". Nadya always comes first ya' know! =)
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lmao Snowy!! I like MY church better. *puff puff pass* And M.E. I'm pretty sure they're not effing, unless she's strapping one on.
pedo crosses my mind. I hope she watches closely but I highly doubt it and I am probably wrong.
If this dumb bitch gets knocked up again I'm hoping the State will perform a mandatory abortion.
I hate this woman with every cell of my being.
my money's on the theory that she's really the freak of the week but carries on this asexual charade because it adds to he "mystique". or shall I say "muskique"...
He couldn't be any more flaming if he farted rainbows. As for the "going to church" bit, fucking hell these people. Who the fuck is looking after her little league?
What kind of gd church would these twunts meet at?!
Preacher (Kim Kardassian): "Can I get a famewhooooooore"
Congregation: "Famewhooooore!!!!!"
Preacher fans herself with $100 bills......
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Good one Loops, yes that's for damn sure! You bet your sweet buns there'd be a jump up and climb your lover moment if this were real at all! Not buying it... Nadya's agent arranged for Frankie's photo op but they didn't bother to rehearse the sham! Hahahha hahaha Now who hasn't been on a train home and eye-fucked a dude who later turned out to be your friend's very new bf whom she was picking up at the station, along with you?! No one, that's who! lololo.ololo.olololo
UGH!
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Are pigtails that bad?
*shameface*
Sometimes I put them on in the summer, at home, though I am now a mid-30s slore and they look funnier as I get older. My husband loves it though.
I know everyone hates Octomom but I think she's kind of funny in her shamelessness. Feel bad for the kids though.
ladies, please, first of all this is a boy, not a man, also maybe if you went to church on Sundays instead of nursing your hangovers with a cold one and a blunt...you too might meet a nice Christian Body Builder with a Monster truck!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I'm pretty sure they met when he was the fluffer on her movie set.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
lmao Whamo and Within! No, I do have SOME standards. OT #getfamebitch
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:53am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:41am.
How does this woman find a man and I cannot? It is simply not fair.
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Hence why I am depressed now full on mode. I am calling my shrink and I get no answer! :(
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I KNOW!!! WTF is up with that? I ain't a beauty but certainly don't need a bag over my head! My shrink NEVER picks up...I always have to wait for him to call back. MEN!
"Lips like stale gummy worms"
Genius.
The 'man' appears to be a sister!
they met in CHURCH?!?! *smh*
Queenie: you're not missing out on anything. Its just one of those loudass music stations where they fucking scream at you first thing in the morning. I think its on q102 or 96.5. After I got satellite radio, I hardly listen to the 'terrestial" stuff, either.
DIAF.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:10pm.
LOL nooo nothing that kinky happened to me...yet
the most awkward moment for me was when i was riding the train to work and i saw a cute guy, i was totally eye fucking him cuz i picked up the gay vibe from him and then we arrived at the destination, and we all got off and i bump into my friend, who is gay, and he is like..oh by the way, this is my brother. it was sooo embarrassing, cuz i flirting so hard, short of sucking on the tip of my pen. but i swear he was flirting back...anyway thats history now.
but um yeah, if you were bumping horny parts with a guy for 2months, thats like honeymoon period. which mean if u didnt see each other for 5 hours, you literally would tear his clothes off when you see him.
but this fake ass bitch, doesnt see her man of 2months for a few days and all she could muster up, was an awkward kiss and hug.....
i would have cup his balls in my hand and said "thats mine!!! wat cha been feeding that thing??? nothing??? ohhh yeah, now lets go feed that snake" and get all lady boner at the airport and if prude bitches looked at me judgmentally, id be like "fk u bitch, ima get some when i get home, hater!!!"
Haha Whamo, that's how I read SweetAss' comment too. Wasn't touching it with 10 foot pole, cuz I like her... Sweetass, I mean, LOL!
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excuse my fucked up typos in my last post.
Who's watching her kids?
Church ladies?
ETA: That's probably it. This is her blackmail. She knows that no one wants the kids to suffer. I've seen it a million times. The grandmother or extended family will feed and care for the kids because it's not fair to the kids. And the mom can go party, knowing that someone's stepping in for her.
Fucking disgusting.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:07pm.
Obviously he's just using her for sex! And I would. *shameface*
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SweetAss...WHAT, you'd use Octo for sex as well??? LOL! ewwwwwwwwwww
I know. just goofin:P
sad to day Mk that jennifer Love Hewitt will not be doing any of that becasue her mother passed away last week after a long battle with cancer...yeah I know...Debbie downer I am but just so you know...
As far as Octo, on tv she said she has more of her eggs frozen and that she won't destroy them because of her moral beliefs. um ok...
Submitted by UltraBaroque: "Octo - “I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing. People need sex, but I don't .. I have zero sexual interest."
She found the right guy."
Right? They're both incapable of sex and they're both gross fake famewhores.
Perfect.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:54am.
lol!!! Sweet Geezuz Eh!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:50am.
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Oh tell us more about what happened with your cousin Loop!
In full agreement about this warm meeting though, who greets their (fake) lover of two months like they're kissing his armpit! Nadya is all sorts of awkward, I can only imagine how her first marriage played out each night! On second thought... Yuck, let's not!
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Any bets on how long before one of her kids runs away or gets in trouble with the law? I got 3 years starting from today.
Obviously he's just using her for sex! And I would. *shameface* Not that he'd let me lol
Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:02pm.
I'm grossed out by the fact that this slag was in my neck of the woods. Of course, she was on that shitty Chio show. The guy talks as though he has shit in his mouth and they're constantly doing those bogus phone calls/war of the roses stunts.
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I'm west of KoP and never heard of this shit show, but then again I hardly ever listen to terrestrial radio.
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I'm sure he's with her for the free publicity.
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I'm grossed out by the fact that this slag was in my neck of the woods. Of course, she was on that shitty Chio show. The guy talks as though he has shit in his mouth and they're constantly doing those bogus phone calls/war of the roses stunts.
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:53am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:41am.
How does this woman find a man and I cannot? It is simply not fair.
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Hence why I am depressed now full on mode. I am calling my shrink and I get no answer! :(
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I briefly thought the same thing until I realized that I have standards. I'd rather be single than date a 23 year-old "bodybuilder" #justsayin
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Douchechill!
Octo - “I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing. People need sex, but I don't .. I have zero sexual interest."
She found the right guy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2164088/Nadya-Octomom-Sulem...
Frankie G has already hit the UK. If we have to keep hearing about her, I'm glad he's on board. So where's his video. It could be his and hers. Just not him WITH her! But as MK says, highly unlikely.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:38am.
DO NOT click on the pic of her blowing a kiss.
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Lmao, thanks for hiding the warning mid-page Whamo! I am sure EVERYONE saw it!
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She is so grooosssssss.
Ophelia, yeah this fool said she had NO work done on her like no one would find a pic of her real face...I hate this piece of caca.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:41am.
How does this woman find a man and I cannot? It is simply not fair.
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Hence why I am depressed now full on mode. I am calling my shrink and I get no answer! :(
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
@ IF - "The Kids, Me and Frankie G" will the name of her reality show, as they frolick in fecal matter, pee, kid vomit with a backdrop of graffiti covered walls saying "HEALTER SKELTER" and "DIE, PIG", all with with 14 children and a cute but crazy dog who will eventually need a doggy psychiatrist (say, oh...episode 7).
Add in the sarcastic housekeeper, a nanny with a New York accent, a motley crew of "crazy neighbors" plus interfering inlaws and we have ourselves a ratings hit!
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Hahahahahaha!
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I'm starting to kind of love OctoMom....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky