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Demure flower Spaz de la Huerta and Terry Richardson continue to make "art" that requires a penicillin shot after seeing it - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
A totally knocked up Megan Fox and David Silver bond over the upcoming birth of their silver fox baby in a completely natural and not-at-all staged photo shoot they didn't get paid for - Popsugar
Jessica Biel took her ass to Puerto Rico - Lainey Gossip
If only these jetpacks shot directly into the sun - The Superficial
Sad news, the last known Pinta Island Tortoise has died. Well, at least we still have the Playboy Mansion Tortoise named Hugh Hefner - Towleroad
Victoria Silvstedt does the gold digger happy dance every gold digger does when her sugar daddy transfers funds into her checking account - Hollywood Tuna
What happens when wigs, Katy Perry and Sacha Baron Cohen's costume closet get together - The Berry
Looking like Falcor in Morticia Addams drag - Celebitchy
Since I don't like saying anything nice and I have nothing not-nice to say about Jason Segel and Michelle Williams, I'll just call that fence ugly - Just Jared
Kate Hudson went on a yacht and if she chose to be funny by reenacting scenes from Overboard, I hope she chose the scene where Goldie Hawn falls into the ocean - ICYDK
Oh yeah, girls were also at the Magic Mike premiere. I didn't notice the first time. - Popoholic
Ed Westwick takes the runway and works that Dirty Sanchez on his upper lip - OMG Blog
Susan Lucci is the most glamorous lollipop I've ever seen - SOW
Jenna Jameson officially charged with drunkenly crashing into a pole - Hollywood Rag
Julia Roberts makes the same mad face everyone who paid to see Mirror, Mirror made after seeing that mess - Cityrag
Reese Witherspoon admits that she's knocked up - I'm Not Obsessed
So that's what the dad from Just the Ten of Us has been up to - Videogum
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Falcor is clearly sucking the hot right out of Squintster McFucktard but I have no idea where she's putting it because she sure isn't getting any better-looking.
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Falcor's body language with her husband speaks volumes. She is clearly insecure and immature.
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Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by KobeLover :
I saw that pic and thought it was Jim Morrison.
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Ditto.
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Three ditto. "He's hot, he's sexy, and he's dead" went the Rolling Stone cover.
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Me, too! She's bringing some early Doors realness.
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I read a journalist's description of encountering Lucci in a hotel bar. He described her as "insect like" and reminiscent of a praying mantis. That description has always stayed in my head whenever I see her photo.
Nice Spaz! When there's nothing else happening in your life, get naked!
Ahhhh Spaz, you never let me down!
I don't get the hoopla about kate..but I never understood the hoopla about her mother either.
Susan looks pretty dam awesome for 65.
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For a second there, I thought it was Courtney Cox instead of Horsey Roberts.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I thought that was young Steven Tyler.
by mike on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 7:01pm.
Is Paz rockin' a 'stache?
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Under her arms!
Submitted by KobeLover :
I saw that pic and thought it was Jim Morrison.
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Ditto.
Damn! And I thought we'd never have to hear about her again when they killed off her role.
So, Megan - you're going the LeeAnn Rimes route now that you killed your career and that hot chick roles dont go to moms?
Megan kinda looks like she just ate a sandwich and she's not sucking in. She doesn't look that pregnant. But alright.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 7:12pm.
OMG - I thought that was Peter Brady.
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Would you WARN an old tiger whore before she has a Depends worthy laugh with no adult nappies in sight?
PETER BRADY!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wets self again*...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mayo -- LOL! I was going to add Kate Hudson (I positively can't stand her), but by saying she's a whore would be implying that someone would actually want to fuck her. That's funny, though.
Spaz looks like a reasonably pretty lady-dude whose internet hormone supplier got busted by the Feds and her new supplier has slow shipping. If that's the look this 'brilliant' photog was going for? SPOT ON..
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG - I thought that was Peter Brady.
I know I should be ashamed but Ed Westwick does it for me. Something about him...yum.
*shameface*
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 6:57pm.
What is it, Michael, nasty whore day? Jenny McCarthy, Paz de la Whoreta, Katy Perry, Victoria Silvstedt, Jenna Jameson -- WTF???
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And don't forget Kate Hudson!
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
I thought it was Jim Morrison too!!! She is so disgusting, like a fungi ring around the bath after Blohan cleans out her asshole after a long night doing crack.
Nice bod on the Spaz, but creepy Uncle Terry-the-Hack almost ruined it with his flare for crap photography!
That's terribly sad about the tortoise and the species going into extinction!! ;(
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Is Paz rockin' a 'stache?
M.E. & Mayo -- I know, the nasty skank didn't shave!!!
What is it, Michael, nasty whore day? Jenny McCarthy, Paz de la Whoreta, Katy Perry, Victoria Silvstedt, Jenna Jameson -- WTF???
OMGEE Just the Ten of Us! I love you MK! Paz seems a lot like her BE character, totally rootless..the photos of Williams and Segel are cute.
I don't have a job, and it shows.
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I was just thinking the other day that we hadn't had a gross Paz sighting in a while, but I'm not clicking on Drunken Stepfather.
Is that armpit hair? UGH!
I saw that pic and thought it was Jim Morrison.
Totally giving me a Jim vibe. Like a 14 year old, just got my first pube Jim. This chick is not cute!
Paz is pretty and has a wicked set of legs. I'm just left wondering if the photography was supposed to seem funny? Anyone else laugh and find it funny?
I thought that was Jim Morrison at first glance.
You'd think LeAnn wouldn't be playing around with apps that accentuate the fug.
Hate photos like the ones Megan Fox did, that are meant to go public. They just scream narcissism. Nobody cares!
David Silver looks like one mean mothafucka....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Paz, why didn't you shaved your armpits? WHY!? WHYYY!? Nasty ho!
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I still think Biel is a lezzie.
Aww, MK didn't link the Miley/Aussie squirrelly thing I emailed him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KPaLkEUAkg
At least, I thought it was pretty hilarious.