Night Crumbs
Demure flower Spaz de la Huerta and Terry Richardson continue to make “art” that requires a penicillin shot after seeing it – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
A totally knocked up Megan Fox and David Silver bond over the upcoming birth of their silver fox baby in a completely natural and not-at-all staged photo shoot they didn’t get paid for – Popsugar
Jessica Biel took her ass to Puerto Rico – Lainey Gossip
If only these jetpacks shot directly into the sun – The Superficial
Sad news, the last known Pinta Island Tortoise has died. Well, at least we still have the Playboy Mansion Tortoise named Hugh Hefner – Towleroad
Victoria Silvstedt does the gold digger happy dance every gold digger does when her sugar daddy transfers funds into her checking account – Hollywood Tuna
What happens when wigs, Katy Perry and Sacha Baron Cohen’s costume closet get together – The Berry
Looking like Falcor in Morticia Addams drag – Celebitchy
Since I don’t like saying anything nice and I have nothing not-nice to say about Jason Segel and Michelle Williams, I’ll just call that fence ugly – Just Jared
Kate Hudson went on a yacht and if she chose to be funny by reenacting scenes from Overboard, I hope she chose the scene where Goldie Hawn falls into the ocean – ICYDK
Oh yeah, girls were also at the Magic Mike premiere. I didn’t notice the first time. – Popoholic
Ed Westwick takes the runway and works that Dirty Sanchez on his upper lip – OMG Blog
Susan Lucci is the most glamorous lollipop I’ve ever seen – SOW
Jenna Jameson officially charged with drunkenly crashing into a pole – Hollywood Rag
Julia Roberts makes the same mad face everyone who paid to see Mirror, Mirror made after seeing that mess – Cityrag
Reese Witherspoon admits that she’s knocked up – I’m Not Obsessed
So that’s what the dad from Just the Ten of Us has been up to – Videogum