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"Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 7:58pm.

For some reason I like Megan Fox and David Silver together. They seem to really love each other.I mean, If you willingly are the wife of David Silver, there has to be some sort of real feelings there."

Cosigned Topanga. I don't get the hate for her. She strikes me as harmless enough.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

I can't wait until Eddie Cibrian leaves LeAnn Rhimes for another woman or better yet, hooks up with her ex-husband(with the perfect eye-brow situation).

I always wondered what happened to Chicken George from Big Brother 1.

When I first saw that pic of Spaz, I thought it was of Jim Morrison of the Doors. ________________________________________________
"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."

Submitted by justincase on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 1:15am.

I think that Spaz is attractive in a dirty, raunchy kind of way. But why the spaz-attack on her arm-pits? Women were encouraged to shave their pits (100 years ago) because Gillette wanted to sell more razors.
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And I suppose women were encouraged to wash their cooches because Ivory wanted to sell more soap?
(I'm fucking with you!)
At first glance, I thought it was a young Mick Jagger. JUST ME, but I prefer to be clean shaven on the legs, pits, and crotchal-regions.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

That I had nowhere to go photo is going to be ironic soon.

I hope that by the time I'm Susan Lucci's age, I would finally sit down and eat a burger and fries and not worry about rockin the satin slip dress. The gap between her plastic tittay balls is dangerously close to Tori Spelling territory.

Star o7 - yes shania does too so does Wayne gretzsky Jim carrey
Keifer Sutherland it's a beautiful place up in cottage country area.
& Sorry for the long delay, I just saw your question this morning.

" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "

victoria silvstedt is another one of nature's creatures who makes my skin crawl...however i ain't mad her for keeping her water and lettuce in her stomach...some of the old geezers she services would keep me throwing up all day..
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LOL @ Goldie Hawn stinking. Hadn't heard that before but god she's awful and desperate for attention. She was embarrassing to watch on Graham Norton (otherwise I ignore her). And yes, Goldie you look old because you are old and your plastic surgery sucks and doesn't help matters.

Ed Westwick is hot in a libertine kinda way and I'd go there (he'd need a bath first). :D

Jessica Biel's body is sick. Damn.

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

Submitted by LadyBird_Lisa on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 8:24pm.

Welcome LadyBird!

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I think that Spaz is attractive in a dirty, raunchy kind of way. But why the spaz-attack on her arm-pits? Women were encouraged to shave their pits (100 years ago) because Gillette wanted to sell more razors.

Meanwhile, I still loathe Terry the Perv and his ugly photographs and not surprised she is modelling for him, again.

Submitted by Kisa on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:53pm.
She has a cottage up here on lake muskoka, Canada. We pray for an downwind when's she's up here.
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Hey Kisa - doesn't Shania Twain have a cottage up there too?

Dementa - that's why I love Joan she will tell you the truth, no bs FFS !

La chaylo - exactly, how else would she be cast with genuine actors such as
Gena Rowland & John Hurt in The Skeleton key ?!

" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "

TM
I know that Goldie is loved cuz she's so endearing in a silly childlike way.
However the hygiene rumors about her are unfortunately true.She has a cottage up here on lake muskoka, Canada. We pray for an downwind when's she's up here. Kurt on the other hand is no stranger to a bar of soap. Yeah for sure she looks wayyy older than 66 that's why I love Joan she told her off good.

" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "

Kate Hudson ain't nothing but a big-eared groupie who probably knows to how to suck some dick and happened to be born to a famous mother.

Submitted by Kisa on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:25pm.

Oooh, I bet that got Goldie Yawn mad. She fished for compliments and got a slimy old boot.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:39pm.

I think she mainly compares herself to his ex, and thinks she's superior because she's younger.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

doncorleone -- when Falcor and Eddie get divorced (notice I said when and not if), they're going to have to surgically remove her from his ass. I can't stand the bitch. It's amazing such an ugly woman is so narcissistic. Wait until he finds another woman who has more money and is less offensive to the eyes.

Kisa -- I know a lot of people love Goldie Yawn (though I don't know why), but that's an interesting tidbit you mentioned. Actually I think she looks a lot older than 66. It's well documented that she has awful hygiene problems.

Joan Rivers talks about Goldie yawn in her new book I HATE EVERYONE !
Goldie asked Joan if she could believe she was a grandmother ?!?!
Joan replied ( yelled) back at her with this YOU'RE 66 FUCKING YEARS OLD ,
OF COURSE I BELIEVE IT !!!!!!! Ugggh her obnoxious no-talent daughter sucks!
Hollywood is rampant with an epidemic of nepotism & pandemic of narcissism !

" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "

Julia Roberts seems the type to always have to be on some pedestal with her man telling her time after time how she has made his life wonderful. She has always felt she was more important than she actually is.

I think Ed Westwick is sexy. I have no shame to admit that I used to watch Gossip Girl and his little ass could get it. Fo sho.

I think Lucci is one of those gals who's 4 feet tall with a regular adult sized head. Of course, the Winehouse diet doesn't flatter either.

I find Leann Rimes sad and pathetic. It's obvious she has major self confidence issues and it is painful to see her clinging to this douche for her dear life and he probably loves this hero worship bullshit. But she still irritates the hell out of me.

doncorleone -- ugh, I hate that bitch. We have her odiferous mother to thank for her. She's another product of nepotism. She's ugly, has Dumbo ears, can't act and I bet she stinks, too.

TR -- how are you doing? Okay, I hope.

Twat Muffin -

OMG we are kindred spirits, I absfuckinglutlely hateeeeeeeeeeeeee Kate Hudson. I just cannot wrap my brain around her popularity, she's a terrible actress and fucking annoying as hell. Fuck I hate her. Okay I'm done.

I know--I was astounded when I found it tonite. There was a mugshot I was thinking of, but this yearbook picture was even better.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 10:28pm.
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Those two could be twins, the lips and no makeup, hahaha that's classic!

LadyBird_Lisa -- welcome, friend! Always glad to have another person to snark with.

Most drag queens look hotter then this spaz mess.

Spaz with some FARDS:

http://www.thetodayexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Paz-de-la-H...

Not a beauty queen, but not bad, either. Makeup isn't all bad, y'know.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 10:23pm.
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Those two could be twins, the lips and no makeup, hahaha that's classic!

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Katy Perry, please. We all know what you look like SANS FARDS, thanks to Russell and his Twatter page. You're still annoying and irrelevant.

I personally thought that was Mick Jagger, but I can see the Steven Tyler/Jim Morrison angle too.

Ed Westwick meets Terry Richardson....this pairing rivals Kim Kartrashian and Kanye, in terms of douchenozzlery.

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

Megan's last movie tanked, so I think she'll be moving into the LeAnn Rimes condo for irrelevant stars wantin photo ops.

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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”

Well, if you're gonna say that, I will add I do see a bit of young Frampton there as well. ;)
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:58pm.
looks like Jim Morrison, to me.....

Well, I thought it would be wonderfully decadent to put the bone to paz, but if it means looking down and seeing a 20 year old steve tyler looking back at me, I'm gonna have to go ahead and take a rain check.

(Most of you are too young to have seen him when he wasn't in AARP.)

http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv54zdErrA1qawgjvo1_400.jpg

Give it a rest, Paz, we all saw it on Boardwalk Empire and it wasn't very interesting then.

But look, your photographer is also shooting Ed Westwick. Maybe he can get you two has-beens together. That would be lovely.

looks like Jim Morrison, to me.....

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“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience...a quietly mad population is a tractable one.”

Oops. Wrong thread.

Dayum. Julia looks pissed. Must be her and Danny had one of their infamous screaming matches.

I like Megan Fox *shrug*

She and (D)BAG seem like the real deal, in spite of their reputations. She seems pretty down to earth IRL and committed to her family. It's a refreshing change from her celebrity peers. I don't even blame them for making a quick check from that photo op. At least she doesn't blast her shit on Twitter 24/7.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 8:27pm.

Nooooooooooooooooo! LOL. I am sorry.

I'll give you another chance. You are forgiven.

Dear Paz:

You know what would be totally artsy, if you put some fucking clothes ON.

Thanks,

FF

Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 8:27pm.

Nooooooooooooooooo! LOL. I am sorry.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 7:09pm.
I know I should be ashamed but Ed Westwick does it for me. Something about him...yum.

*shameface*

I was willing to overlook the built-low-to-the-ground issue, but this is too much.

We're officially feuding, MissJane

LONG time lurker (5+ years) I made the leap to making a profile and joining all of your Dlisted sluts who have made me laugh for years! Can't wait to get my snark on with the best of you.

Chuck Bass is sexy.

I'm annoyed with myself that I find David Silver attractive.

i thought that was michael ian black in a wig.

For some reason I like Megan Fox and David Silver together. They seem to really love each other.I mean, If you willingly are the wife of David Silver, there has to be some sort of real feelings there.

Leann Rimes is certifiable. I've never seen someone so upfront with their narcissistic sociopathic tendencies.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"

-Mean Girl,Regina George

Jenna Jameson is lucky she didn't kill anyone. Driving while taking ambien and suboxone is pretty fucking stupid.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 7:42pm.

I'll call four. My first thought was, "Hey, I'vde never seen that picture of Jim before! He looks so totally sexsee---aaaaaahhhh that's Spaz!"

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