FYI: 11-Year-Old Willow Smith Might've Pierced Her Tongue
The miniature Will Smith, Willow Smith, posted this picture to her Instagram (via Daily Mail) and it's got some people siccing CPS on her full-time, Scientology-appointed babysitter or whoever the hell is raising her since it's obviously not Jada and Will. In the state of California, kids under the age of 18 can't get pierced without a parent's permission, which is why most of us tried to pierce our "straight ear" (or the "other gay ear" as I call mine) using our abuelita's sewing needle, a Ziploc bag full of ice and the determination to look like Jordan Knight. The key word being "tried," because I couldn't do it and quickly realized that the easiest way to achieve that look is by taping one of my mom's earrings on my lobe. New Kids glamour without the pain.
Jada Pinkett Smith is forever trying to be "cool mom," so I wouldn't be surprised if she signed off on Willow stabbing her tongue for the sake of ~EDGY FASHUN~, but that looks fake to me. That stud is almost half the size of Willow's head. If that shit is real, then I fully expect to see the Daily Mail headline "Willow Smith Rips Her Tongue Back And Forth," because things won't end well when you put braces and a tongue ring in the same mouth.
You know, now that I think about this shit, that piercing probably is real, but it has nothing to do with fashion. It's just a Scientology tracking ball that doubles as a device that filters out any reasonable and honest statements before they leap off of Willow's tongue. That's all!
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I'll not comment directly on how she looks like a boy or how inappropriate it is to let an 11 yr old CHILD get their tongue pierced, but instead just make a generic bitchy remark about how this kid always has that eyes half-closed, "I'm sooooo cool", snotty expression on her/his face.
Can't stand the entire Smith family. F.O.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:26pm.
ME - I agree.
There was a girl in junior high we used to call Mr. Limpet
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Weezy I'm sure she's booking her weekly visit with her shrink as we speak LMAO! :)
ME - I agree.
There was a girl in junior high we used to call Mr. Limpet because she looked like the fish in that movie.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01348426c5fb970c-45...
her girlfriend appears to be a Raven Symone-style lesbian, with little Willow here playing the Azmarie role. awful young for that though...but I guess they grow up fast in Ho'woood.
She inherited her father's looks and her mother's androgyny. Bless her heart. And raised Scientologist. Cripes!
I guess the plus side is she has a lot of money.
they don't have those fake magnetic ball things for tongue piercings, guys...this is the real thing.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:08pm.
I'm married. Dick sucking is part of my wifely duties.
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Well I'm sure you're a GREAT wife! :P
Didn't this little brat reveal to a magazine recently that she wishes that she never became "famous" and that she longs for a "normal" life again? Well posting useless pics of you and your teeny bopper friend's fake piercings is a sure way to combat your miniture celebridom,sweety *rolls eyes*. Then again, all of this could just be a wierd cry for attention for her parents to finally step the F- up and be real parents to this little wayward child!
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Damnit! You guys have already taken my comments right out of my mouth! :D.
Luci & Whamo - yes, I could totally see Brad/Angie thinking that they have the perfect, interracial, lesbo, Montenegro style wedding on their hands.
Richbitch & Athina - at first I thought that Willow was the boy, too, and that the girl on his (her) left was the girlfriend.
hahahah EDGY FASHUN i'm dead. love your posts i pee errytime...and being high kinda helps :)
Christ on a crutch, that child is hard on the eyes.
And I'd hedge my bets it's magnetic.
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Weezy - for serious. I swear that character was illustrated from her.
hey, it's not like a tattoo or anything, they close up within a minute of taking the ball out. right? amirite? 8-P
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:08pm.
I got my tongue pierced when I was 23.
It's useless. Unless you are a professional dick sucker.
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soooo... I couldn't help notice you didn't say you WEREN'T a professional dick sucker...lol!! :P
I kid, I'm sure you don't charge.. hehehe..
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I'm married. Dick sucking is part of my wifely duties.
I want a pic of lil' MK with one of his mom's big hoop earring taped to his ear. Is that an 80s thing for women? One of the thing I love about Golden Girls is they always had the craziest earrings. Like hubcaps.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:52pm.
This is what I see every time I see Willow:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkPtakOhPdksAu.SJzbkF..
Hahahahahahaha!!! I started cracking up when the picture came up and almost choked on my lunch.
I hope that thing is fake - wtf is wrong with her parents?
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:09pm.
Maybe Brad and Angie will get married when their little future Lezbo and this little future Lezbo get married, The can have a duel wedding how nice.
INTERRACIAL too
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See you'd have ALL the bases covered and the ENTIRE WORLD WOULD LOVEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!
Is that a girl?? Really?
fake or not, i disapprove...this family annoys me...do they ever say HELL NO to their kids...i guess not....
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*cues Chandler Bing*
Could her eyes BE any further apart? She looks like a goddamn crocodile.
What the fuck? And by that I mean the true lack of any real goss these days. An 11 y.o. boy/girl getting her tongue pierced, and some mental-health mess with umpty-billion kids has a boyfriend?? THIS IS GOSSIP??
god damn, the mayans were right.. civilization RIP 2012.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:08pm.
I got my tongue pierced when I was 23.
It's useless. Unless you are a professional dick sucker.
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soooo... I couldn't help notice you didn't say you WEREN'T a professional dick sucker...lol!! :P
I kid, I'm sure you don't charge.. hehehe..
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:09pm.
Maybe Brad and Angie will get married when their little future Lezbo and this little future Lezbo get married, The can have a duel wedding how nice.
INTERRACIAL too.
Maybe Brad and Angie will get married when their little future Lezbo and this little future Lezbo get married, The can have a duel wedding how nice.
I'm trying to remember the exact time this family turned into batshit crazy douchebags.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
I got my tongue pierced when I was 23. Lasted all of 6 weeks before I took it out. It wasn't placed right and rubbed my gums down, clanked my teeth when I spoke and irritated me.
It's useless. Unless you are a professional dick sucker.
I'd be more concerned about the huge dent in her head......
besides, it looks fake. just like their whole family!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Okay, I get the piercing, but why is there a chunk of the right side of her head missing?
Kids these days.
It could be one of those magnetic earrings. My 13-year old stepson came home with a piercing in his chin, like the chick in that picture, and I almost killed him. Turns out, it was just a magnet, not a real piercing. I made him throw it out anyway hahaha.
MK's right. It's probably fake. Or a Bucky ball thing, like a little magnet. My kid has a few Bucky balls and she gives herself "earrings" since Mr. Hekki won't let her get her ears pierced until she's 16 or some draconian shit.
(I was allowed to get mine at 7 by my rather conservative mother so I don't see the big deal but you pick your battles... I don't think it's bad to err on the side of conservative when they're young)
Hekki- seriously. That is what I see when her picture comes up.
She should get a tattoo on her face. A big one. Of a rat or a tiger. Being all mystic and shit with the chinese calendar. I think it's a great idea. Willow Smith get a face tattoo now!! Show us how rad you are guuuuurl.
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Submitted by M.E.: "This is what I see every time I see Willow:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkPtakOhPdksAu.SJzbkF....
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M.E., my eyes bugged out when I saw that. LMFPO!!! I'll never see her any other way, ether!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
In the tattoo parlor I went to to get my ink, under no circumstances will they tattoo a minor...even if the parent vouches for it. Same thing should be done here. That's just stupid.
(assuming it's real, of course)
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:52pm
hahahahahahahahaha! but, i beg to differ -- whatever that is in your link is much cuter
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"Which ear is the "gay" ear? im thinking of gettin my ears pierced but im straight and don't wanna get looks from gay guys. if worse comes to worse i'll just get both done but i wanna know anyway."
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OMG MK, this is too hilarious! Thanks for linking to that ridiculous question!! Lmao!
Don't want to get looks from gay guys? Ya dude get both ears and your peen pierced, please!
*Don't care at all about mini Will Smith!*
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i don't understand why people wanna put shit in their faces. never have.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:50pm
i thought that was a photo of Will and Jada leaving the plastic surgeon's office. again.
lol @ RichBitch
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That's a future cunnilingus piercing if I ever saw one. Willow's got the ladies on her mind.
The smuggness!
Her parents are turning her into a self-entitled little mess.
I thought she was a boy. She sure looks like her dad.
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i despise this family. get those brats outta my face.
What the fuck with celebrities and NOT telling their kids NO.
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate these people.
She looks like a boy.
HA HA her parents could afford invisilgn! LEWSER!
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This is what I see every time I see Willow:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkPtakOhPdksAu.SJzbkF....
Oh my god, she looks just like her father. And not in a good way.
Also, the girl to that boy's right is stunningly attractive, I hate her.
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