FYI: 11-Year-Old Willow Smith Might've Pierced Her Tongue
The miniature Will Smith, Willow Smith, posted this picture to her Instagram (via Daily Mail) and it's got some people siccing CPS on her full-time, Scientology-appointed babysitter or whoever the hell is raising her since it's obviously not Jada and Will. In the state of California, kids under the age of 18 can't get pierced without a parent's permission, which is why most of us tried to pierce our "straight ear" (or the "other gay ear" as I call mine) using our abuelita's sewing needle, a Ziploc bag full of ice and the determination to look like Jordan Knight. The key word being "tried," because I couldn't do it and quickly realized that the easiest way to achieve that look is by taping one of my mom's earrings on my lobe. New Kids glamour without the pain.
Jada Pinkett Smith is forever trying to be "cool mom," so I wouldn't be surprised if she signed off on Willow stabbing her tongue for the sake of ~EDGY FASHUN~, but that looks fake to me. That stud is almost half the size of Willow's head. If that shit is real, then I fully expect to see the Daily Mail headline "Willow Smith Rips Her Tongue Back And Forth," because things won't end well when you put braces and a tongue ring in the same mouth.
You know, now that I think about this shit, that piercing probably is real, but it has nothing to do with fashion. It's just a Scientology tracking ball that doubles as a device that filters out any reasonable and honest statements before they leap off of Willow's tongue. That's all!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 12:52pm.
This is what I see every time I see Willow:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkPtakOhPdksAu.SJzbkF..
Spot on! hahahahaha
Cock-sucker in training - just in case the singing career goes bust.
This bitch is so ugly
I HATE THIS KID.
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And now I'm hard, too hard to know
I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my fears in my tummy, go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
She and her brother get their smug personality from Will and Jada. Will can look very smug and act it, and same goes for Jada. They're nannies, housekeepers, etc., should be paid extra for having to deal with such obnoxious people.
I showed this picture to a friend at work..she said she didn't know Willow was so pretty...I told her she's the one on the right...she thought Willow was her brother Jaden...why is she screaming for attention at 11?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:03pm.
MK's right. It's probably fake. Or a Bucky ball thing, like a little magnet. My kid has a few Bucky balls and she gives herself "earrings" since Mr. Hekki won't let her get her ears pierced until she's 16 or some draconian shit.
(I was allowed to get mine at 7 by my rather conservative mother so I don't see the big deal but you pick your battles... I don't think it's bad to err on the side of conservative when they're young)
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I wonder if it's a cultural thing. My parents had my ears pierced when I was just a baby and that is quite common among Latinos. I'm wearing little baby earrings in all of my baby pics. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a Hispanic little girl without pierced ears. I've always wondered what the big deal was and why some are so conservative about that.
Opening the floor to enlightenment......
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I foresee an existential crisis in Willow's future. Right now everything she does gets her the attention she obviously craves, but let's face it, this kid is not pretty or edgy enough the make it in Hollywood once she hits adulthood.
(Keep them coming, Mike. You're on a roll!)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
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My bad! Lol...a tictac with wings...
*reports self for picking on a preteen*
Submitted by Midwestocean on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:06pm.
Okay, I get the piercing, but why is there a chunk of the right side of her head missing?
Because the sun is directly behind her head. Photography, y'all.
Criminy.
Forget the piercing. Did the doctor use forceps in her delivery? And what is with the elf ears?
And is her hair on purpose?
The facial piercings that I just DO NOT GET are the studs in the cheek. WTF?
She is one unfortunate looking child.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
This is not a piercing, but it is a cry for help.
My 11 year old daughter just got her ears pierced.
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:19pm.
Methinks thats a tictac.
Silly. That's her head.
Methinks thats a tictac.
She's on the right? If so, her androgynous look is edgier than any piercing.
In other words, I would have mistook her for a boy.
Whamo- Thank you. :-)
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:48pm.
85% of adulthood is getting over what happened your first 18 years.
I was tormented in middle school and high school. I was over it the day I graduated. I was happy to get the fuck out of there. I see kids I went to high school with, kids who were horrible to me, and we are friendly. I've even become pals with some of them. I'm not a grudge holder. Everyone is an asshole when they are kids.
girlfriend on the left is obviously wearing the wrong mascara, like look how chunky her lashes are.
nepotism.
Is that kids head really that small and concave? She looks like fetal alcohol.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:48pm.
People were just as bad or worse to me, too. 85%
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Aww..that sucks, I kinda feel bad for you:(
Well you turned out to be pretty damn cool anyway so feck em all:P
This kid just makes me so uncomfortable because it disturbs me how much i want to smack her smug look off her face.
Submitted by Athina on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by WinnieT on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:08pm.
I'm trying to remember the exact time this family turned into batshit crazy douchebags.
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That happened right around the time that Oprah started publicly licking their asses by having the whole stupid family on her show almost every damn week. I swear, that attention by Oprah drove them into a different, entirely more ANNOYING level of fame.
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Oprah has a special way of bringing the dormant crazy out of Scientologists (i.e. couch-jumping Cruise).
The Smiths first started to annoy me when Little What's His Name remade Karate Kid and we had to see his smug mug on everything.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:30pm.
no. this one doesn't count because she doesn't go to school also. and middle schoolers are not exactly representing themselves well this past week
Edit: go to school at all
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I HATE THIS SPERM STAIN
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
She was cuter when her hair was longer. She's only 11, she might grow out of her awkward looking phase by the time she's in high school. I was way weird looking when I was in middle school. Braces, bad hair, I went through this terrible growth spurt where I went from 5'3 to 5'10 in a year or some shit, then I had to be a 5'10 year old girl in 7th grade. Shit SUCKED.
I'm hit or miss on facial piercings. I have my septum pierced. It's pretty discrete though and I can even hide it if I want. It's just a really thin small gold ring. I can't stand eyebrow piercings or lip piercings. I just think tongue piercings are gross.
Whamo- I totally agree. We were horrible to Dawn (Mr. Limpet) and I feel really bad about it now. People were just as bad or worse to me, too. 85% of adulthood is getting over what happened your first 18 years.
LOL @ CrazyinJapan
idiot ass..I blame Jada for the way the two kids are.I mean the older son Trey for the first wife is not like Willow and Jaden who are two fuckwads.
Doobies and Boobies--Brandon Brown
Submitted by WinnieT on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:08pm.
I'm trying to remember the exact time this family turned into batshit crazy douchebags.
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That happened right around the time that Oprah started publicly licking their asses by having the whole stupid family on her show almost every damn week. I swear, that attention by Oprah drove them into a different, entirely more ANNOYING level of fame.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:35pm.
oral sex. that's what that shits says to me. that's what that 11 year old is conveying and that is sicker than sick.
parents need a beatdown.
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I'll give her the benefit of the doubt that she just thinks it looks cool. So many of my friends got their tongues pierced in high school because it was the hip rebellious thing to do at the time (it was either that or the navel).
Aside from the kinds of piercings that permanently mutilate (stretching earlobes, etc.), I don't find piercings so shocking or offensive. You can take them out and look "normal" again.
I pierced my nose when I was younger and you wouldn't be able to tell anything was there unless you put your face right against mine.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Honestly, this girl got the worst of all worlds - her dad's ears and her mother's manly face. That said, it's her smug personality that just makes me want to smack her. I don't normally want to smack 11 year olds.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:37pm.
If her hair was longer and straightened and she was wearing a little mascara with properly waxed brows, she would look just as feminine as her friend
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I think she'd still look like Will Smith but with a wig on.
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Her future GF will be able to pull on her big giant Will Smith jumbo ears so...you know...she's got THAT going for her:P
Submitted by WinnieT on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:08pm.
I'm trying to remember the exact time this family turned into batshit crazy douchebags.
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I believe it was December 10, 2007.
What's wrong with her head? Why is part of it missing?
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:37pm.
If her hair was longer and straightened and she was wearing a little mascara with properly waxed brows, she would look just as feminine as her friend
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I think she'd still look like Will Smith but with a wig on.
The barbell looks too damn big for even an adult mouth. I cracked my tooth from a normal sized tongue barbell (definitely got to eat slower with them on). If it is real, she really should downsize, and that it looks ridiculous being that size, that and it looks strange on a girl her age. Of course now I see 14 yr olds with gauged ears (I was 17 when I gauged mine) and nose rings these days.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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How sad also that the pretty (and identifiable as a) girl on the left has mutilated her face/lip/chin with that metal zit piercing. Gross.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:31pm.
Whamo- I know! LOL I feel bad about it now. It was junior high. We were all horrible to each other.
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Weezy those have to be the WORSE years for that actually because you weren't really old enough to know just how evil you were being.
It would have been about as old as those little fuckers bugging the Bus Monitor lady.
If her hair was longer and straightened and she was wearing a little mascara with properly waxed brows, she would look just as feminine as her friend
I bet her orthodonist will throw a shit-fit when he sees that piercing.
And then he'll calm down as he breathes in the fumes of all of that Smith money.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
oral sex. that's what that shits says to me. that's what that 11 year old is conveying and that is sicker than sick.
parents need a beatdown.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Not a pretty girl at all. Im sure we'll be seeing some Lohanesque behavior before long.*sits down with popcorn*
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:30pm.
Ya I'm sure she'll be booking some time with Mr Limpet's shrink was well.
ROTFL!!
Whamo- I know! LOL I feel bad about it now. It was junior high. We were all horrible to each other.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:25pm.
She inherited her father's looks and her mother's androgyny. Bless her heart. And raised Scientologist. Cripes!
I guess the plus side is she has a lot of money.
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Ya I'm sure she'll be booking some time with Mr Limpet's shrink was well.
She & her family are disgusting. What kind of mother and father allow their 11 year old to do shit like this? Next piercing....Clit.
Bitch doesn't even go to school.
Appalling parenting.
My god, is it wrong that I'm 30 and want to slap the smug out of some middle schoolers? (yeah, that Lourdes looking one too)