This Is Exactly What Lea Michele's Walk Down The Aisle Is Going To Look Like
Running out on your bride when she's standing right in front of you at your wedding is not okay.....unless she's covering your face with a veil of her spit while singing out Xtina's "The Right Man." If you don't want permanent skin creases around your mouth area, hold the bottom part of your face, because your natural instinct will be to cringe through this entire awkward mess of a video. I cringed for everyone involved. I cringed for that crazy bride, who's obviously a theater major, for thinking that Glee is real life. I cringed for that hot lady in the green, because she had to resist the urge to stop that crazy bride's singing by pulling that trick's train real hard. I'm cringing for everyone in the pews for having to control themselves from barfing up huge chunks of laughs. I'm cringing for that dude with the Oakley sunglasses on his head for not knowing that it's never okay to wear Oakley sunglasses on your head indoors (that was more of a cringing side note). And I'm especially cringing for the groom who has to take a face full of his future wife's belting while wishing that he'll suddenly come down with a severe case of explosive diarrhea so he has a reason to run out of there. But your bride making all sorts of constipation faces while singing a song in the aisle IS a good reason to quit that bitch.
What a high school talent show MESS. That groom looks like he wants to fall backwards into a coffin and die, but he's afraid what she'll sing at his memorial.
I wonder which Xtina song she sang after the ceremony when her new husband said he had to get something from the car AND NEVER FUCKING CAME BACK. I'm guessing she went with "Walk Away" or "Beautiful."
And deep down, I really hope this is viral marketing for Oakley.
via CNN (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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What a conceited asshole. She can't even sing.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
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Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 11:02pm.
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"Unexpectedly caliente" ololol, bet your face was just like the bridegroom :O but you must have a good voice... Hey whatever works, right on! ☺
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I sang some Sinatra one night at a karaoke bar, and my date was unexpectedly caliente and throwing herself at me once we got home. Hey, whatever works--ugly dude like me does not have the luxury of selecting among various approaches. I gotta roll with whatever happens to do the job. :0
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 10:34pm.
doncorleone -- I have a friend whose husband thinks he's the shit at karaoke, and she thinks so, too. It's quite embarrassing to watch him singing to her, since I think it's a prelude to sessy times for them.
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Submitted by Fujicat on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:55pm.
Saw this last week, vetted it a bit. It's a fake..some kind of promotional commercial.
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Oh thank GOD.
Ok, I'll admit to liberally using the fast forward feature. A Ho that attention craving will be one hot piece--especially after a few lines, but too needy to be happy with pickup truck driving 70s hair passive dude for very long.
And at the very least, the cheesy intro was too long. Well, like I said, it will probably be placed in evidence during the child/fishing boat custody trial in a couple of years.
I don't know what's more embarrassing: the fact that she sang down the aisle, or the fact that no one is at her wedding.
p.s. she looks like Mandy Moore in that still.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
People are stupid.
Just. Terrible. First off, that song! What a depressing piece of shit. All that dark organ music makes it sound like the wedding march for a translyvanian bride. Then the groom at some points in laughing in her face as she sings. EPIC point to the stunner with all black hair with white bangs who was NOT impressed. Her her face said "I came here for cake, not this shit".
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Four times a week??? Where is the karoake place - the pits of hell??? Jesus Christ I'm sorry but that's 4 times too many
Damn, one of those bridsemaids must hate her ass! You know one of those bitches said to her ''OMG, you gotta sing at your wedding''.
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doncorleone -- I have a friend whose husband thinks he's the shit at karaoke, and she thinks so, too. It's quite embarrassing to watch him singing to her, since I think it's a prelude to sessy times for them. He gets all dressed up in his pimp regalia. They go like 4 times a week. I've been once in my life and that was 1 time too many. I hate everything, too -- LOL!
The guests (his) looked completely bored. She just HAD to keep pumping the notes out for a few minutes after the song was done, Mariah/X-tina style- but so off-key... and those faces she was making!
It seemed like he was like, "ok, you're done- great! take my hands... oh you're not done- ok... ok, how 'bout now?"
SO awkward and unnecessary.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:50pm.
This is a bad trend that should have been nipped in the bud a long time ago. I blame YT.
Think how stupid these sorts of wedding vids will look after a divorce in a few years.
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or....they'll have divorce anthems, with the wife TAKING CONTROL. Get ready for more ear-shatteringly awful renditions of "Before He Cheats"....
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Who needs a bouquet or demure walk down the aisle on their wedding day? Xtina would have sung it like this, team: wail!
Only thing missing is the SLUT dress, ya Sucky pretend you don't know the name of the song like you don't belt it in front of the mirror in fishnets, you dirty slut! ღ
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spoiled...it looks lipsynched to me, too.
One word: dickmatized.
I'm not watching this.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:35pm.
stupid bitch you're supposed to sing DIRTAYY or whatever that slut anthem is called, stupid slut! DUMB SLUT!
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She could've reworked those lyrics to say," Wanna get married" in lieu of saying, "wanna get dirty". Just keeping it classy.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
My cat is torn between running away from the sound of thunder outside and running away from this hot mess. Sorry for torturing you, mr. kitty!!
Saw this last week, vetted it a bit. It's a fake..some kind of promotional commercial.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Exactly what is more fucking awkward than standing there while someone sings at you?
I hate weddings in general, but I really hate it when people think that they need to be unique and they do bullshit like this. The wedding party dancing down the aisle, the father/daughter dance that turns into fucking Thriller, etc.
I want to see somebody pull this shit at a funeral. All the pall bearers go up to grab the casket and somebody in back with a cd player starts a cd of dead mans party by oingo boingo, they rip off their suits and underneath they have those black tshirts with the skeleton on it...
you get the idea.
This is a bad trend that should have been nipped in the bud a long time ago. I blame YT.
Think how stupid these sorts of wedding vids will look after a divorce in a few years.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:35pm.
stupid bitch you're supposed to sing DIRTAYY or whatever that slut anthem is called, stupid slut! DUMB SLUT!!
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hahahaha that is creating a very funny image!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Twat Muffin-
God, I hate karoake too, my two biggest things I hate are karoake and family reunions. And Blohan. And the Kuntrashians. Okay, I hate everything.
You know that embarrassed feeling you have when someone is embarrassing the shit out of themselves, like when someone is sucking at karaoke (which I hate by the way)? I felt that while watching this. GG, I'm sure her parents tell her she's really special. She probably is going to use this video to get a shot at "American Idol."
mike -- please call her fat! LOL!
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Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:11pm.
i hope to shit she had an open bar at her reception.
I'd bet it was a "dry" wedding.
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Probably a dry wedding night too, frigid beeotch!
Did she have any bridesmaids? I didn't see any.
good Lord, that had to be the most embarrasing thing I've ever witnessed!
I can't wait for the follow-up song that she'll sing in divorce court.
Hopefully it'll be something more upbeat like N'Syncs "Bye Bye Bye!"
stupid bitch you're supposed to sing DIRTAYY or whatever that slut anthem is called, stupid slut! DUMB SLUT!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I like the way she pronounces "chapel" as "chap-hole".
I hope the audience whipped out cards and held up numbers to review her performance.
*bangs a gong*
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The poor groom having to watch his poor-man's Jessica Biel-looking bride try to pull some Mariah Carey moves. I'd walk out of that ho and take that mic with me.
Submitted by mike: "Now that's what you call an attention whore. It's already "your" day and you do something to draw even more attention to yourself."
Exactly.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:19pm.
Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:11pm.
i hope to shit she had an open bar at her reception.
I'd bet it was a "dry" wedding.
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urgh. That's where the trusty hip flask full o' vodka comes in....
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Using your wedding as an audition tape for some morning show booking...priceless.
This marriage will not last.
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I almost fell at my wedding in the exact same way - small world! Anyway, thanks Michael K for the chucks, laughing and up wise.
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Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:11pm.
i hope to shit she had an open bar at her reception.
I'd bet it was a "dry" wedding.
The look of terror on the groom's face is too much! Was this not part of the rehearsal run-through? He should have improvised and given HER a wedding SURPRISE right back! OLOL
"That groom looks like he wants to fall backwards into a coffin and die, but he's afraid what she'll sing at his memorial." - rotflmao ≈❀
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i hope to shit she had an open bar at her reception.
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This is like something out of a movie. And the dude's best men are probably like, "Dude, get out! It's not to late to get out!"
Im sure she was one of those whose parent called her "princess" and told her she was super special.
That was just annoying. I'd imagine the groom is having second thoughts.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Notice there's no one on her side of the church? Not even her family wanted to show up and deal with that shit.
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 8:56pm.
I feel like the amount of overwrought fuckery like this at weddings is directly proportional to very short-lived marriages.
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ITA, I see this one lasting a hot minute. My old man would have been mortified.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I feel like the amount of overwrought fuckery like this at weddings is directly proportional to very short-lived marriages.
Jeez. And here the most embarrassing thing I did at my wedding was almost trip over the hem of my gown going up to the altar to light the unity candle.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Now that's what you call an attention whore. It's already "your" day and you do something to draw even more attention to yourself.
Tacky doesn't even begin to describe it.
Should I call her fat, too? I know y'all love when I do that.
Oh wow. This is the very definition of second-hand embarrassment. I'm surprised this wasn't an episode of Bridezillas, because it's right up there with the girl who wanted to have a big dance number with her bridesmaids and the girl who had the "Clue" themed reception.