Hot Sluts Of The Day!
All 100 of the orange shorts-wearing beauties from last night's Miss Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant sponsored by Bud Light. Every single one of them.
As I was drunkenly flipping channels last night, I came across a silicone wonderland of pure class filled with naranja-skinned flowers in bikinis. It was the 16th Annual Miss Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant on FX and it was EVERYTHING.
Each Hooters location put one of their girls on a flying buffalo wing and sent her to Miami to compete for the title and a $50,000 prize. Everything about this pageant was right from its host (Mark McGrath!) to Bud Light being the main sponsor to Hooters girls serving beer in the audience to the celebrity judges. When I say "celebrity judges" I mean I've never heard of even one of them. I figured that maybe one of the judges would be the dude who punched Snooki in the first season of Jersey Shore or maybe a dude who once shared a line off of a call girl's cooch with Charlie Sheen, but nope. Every single one of the celebrity judges' names made my brain burp up a question mark. But that was all part of the magic.
The best part of that mess of a pageant was when each girl introduced herself to us and then awkwardly sashayed down a runway while Mark McGrath read off her life goals. Every girl wore like 15-inch platform heels and most of them couldn't walk in that shit. So they looked like a constipated penguin on stilts trying to walk on a conveyer belt moving the opposite way. As they stumbled down that catwalk, Mark McGrath read off their ambitions and I started to sense a theme. They either wanted to be a dental hygienist AND a Victoria's Secret model, a pharmaceutical sales rep AND a Victoria's Secret model, a radiology technician AND a Victoria's Secret model, a TV host AND a Victoria's Secret model, a cancer curer AND a Victoria's Secret model, a famous interior designer AND a Victoria's Secret model, the owner of a no-kill animal shelter AND a Victoria's Secret model or just a plain Victoria's Secret model. Every one of those beauties was my favorite, but here's three of my favorite favorites. They're probably my favorite favorites, because they don't want to be Victoria's Secret model and because they made me spit up wine.
"Megan is studying theoretical astrophysics at the University of Nottingham. She would love to become an astronaut and explore the moon and other planets."
"Tasha's studying pharmaceutical sales and nursing. She would love to become a rep for a pharmaceutical company making drugs that cure cancer."
"Michelle is still undecided about going to college, but she wants to be a psychologist. And although she's from New Mexico, she supports the Denver Broncos."
In the end, Miss Boca Raton, FL won the title of Miss Hooters International, but I felt that I was the one who REALLY won, because I discovered my new favorite pageant next to RuPaul's Drag Race.
And now I leave you with a quote from last year's Miss Hooters International:
"I will never forget my time in the orange shorts."
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'Michelle is still undecided about going to college, but she wants to be a psychologist'
good luck becoming a psychologist without a graduate degree.
A woman can have a brain like Stephen Hawking but (and I'm stating the painfully obvious here) if she dresses very provocatively she's always going to have a struggle to be taken seriously, professionally. The exterior is so distracting that nobody can get past that.
It's not fair at all but that's how it is.
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Salma- I've been to Whooters!
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 3:50pm.
Hi Salma. Thank you. Maltese puppy!
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I want Maltese puppy ! :-)
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Video of Maltese puppy in the Cityrag link in either Thursday or Friday's Crumbs!
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Bigbendy: the pushy one I know just got laid off. She's in her 40s. She still has a tip-top bod and a pretty face, but there are hungry young reps and she said the business isn't as good as it used to be. I got the impression that she was aging out of the job.
But she said she had a great gig. She had plenty of free time and most of her appointments are in the neighborhood. She seemed to do pretty well.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 3:50pm.
Hi Salma. Thank you. Maltese puppy!
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Hi Salma. Thank you. Maltese puppy!
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Kielbasa? *perks*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Hi Doggie.
I love your new avie pic. Sooooo sweet!
@ CIJ and Sans,
I'd also like to see a day spa with hot young men who give foot rubs and mani-pedis etc. Why not?? Eye candy while you get a beauty treatment. Perfecto!
Toodles, WR! :D
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Oh whatthefuck EVER!
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@Sans
That WAS an epic race!
I've got my fingers, toes and nipples crossed that Dara Torres qualifies. I mean, racing in the Olympics at age 45! o_O I understand that she is only racing the 50 Free this time, so no chance to be part of the women's relay. :(
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
At first I wasn't sure about it, Sans, but now that I've thought about it, that does sound like a great idea. Men in cutoff denim shorts, cowboy boots and hats, saying, "It would be my pleasure to fetch you another Cosmo, Miss." Or, "Miss, could I please suggest the kielbasa? It's very juicy today."
bye ((Within!))
See ya later
Damn, I think I'm gonna drive 50 miles for Buffalo Wild Wings today, wonder if they'll Hooters Bikini contest on tivo?
Sans Fards, this is an under-served market, I'm telling you! OMG, I'd never get any work done if I were doing that for a living! We could have a hard-buns inspector, pecs fluffer(?) haha, chief of tight abs, best smile coordinator, viceroy of dimples... there's room for everyone, lmao
As Salma says, someone has to do it, might as well be us!
OK, out for a bit, see you all laterz!
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@Baconslut, I want to see a rematch of the total asskicking of the 4X100 French relay that happened in 2008. oooooh man I still get excited watching that!
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@Sans
No problemo!
I think that Piersal retired, but am not 100% sure. I'll bet he'll be there, though!
Oh man! That sucks huge balls about your plans to go falling through!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 3:28pm.
Sans Fards, a woman should start this! It'd be great, fun easygoing guys, chicken wings and ribs! What's not to like? Polite hotties with a drawl, go to the front of the line! ;p
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seriously! we are sitting on a goldmine here. And while I don't mind the Chippendales look, I don't want them to look like beefy male strippers. I want them to be a little realistic. Cowboy hats a plus!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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"Michelle is still undecided about going to college, but she wants to be a psychologist."
Um....how exactly does she think one becomes a psychologist? But I guess she's not working at Hooters until a spot in an international think tank opens up.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 3:25pm.
Speaking of hot menz, the Olympic Swimming Trials start tomorrow. *taking my mark on the couch while planning to dive directly onto Ryan Lochte's package*
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OMG. I am so excited for this...thank you for reminding me! I was actually going to go to Omaha to see the Trials live...then that fell through. I am such a silly fangirl when it comes to this sport.
Think Aaron Piersol will make a cameo appearance (he is not competing, right?)
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WR: I gladly accept the position of booty duty. It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it. ;-)
Whooters! LMAO
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Sans Fards, a woman should start this! It'd be great, fun easygoing guys, chicken wings and ribs! What's not to like? Polite hotties with a drawl, go to the front of the line! ;p
GG, cup checker? OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL woman!
On the Hooter's contest, these girlies don't bother me so much...
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There is a cute little restaurant in this small town in BC. It is called Whooters. Instead of scantily clad women there are pictures of owls and little owl figurines all over the place.
LOLZ
Speaking of hot menz, the Olympic Swimming Trials start tomorrow. *taking my mark on the couch while planning to dive directly onto Ryan Lochte's package*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
*raises hand* OOH OHH! Can I be the cup checker??? PLEEEEAZZZZ Guys!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 3:12pm.
WR: I think we should start a pageant that objectifies men by judging them on their paychecks, their dick sizes, and their ability to fix cars.
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I think a restaurant where all the waiters are hot shirtless firefighters is a terrific idea. Why does such a place not exist?
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Hooters wings are pretty good. Doesn't hold a candle to Buffalo Wild Wings, though.
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OK, mens pageant it is! I've signed you up for "best schlong" contest crazyinjapan! Please bring your ruler! I call dibs on the loin cloth competition and costuming! Loopy will be my co-organizer. We would like to ensure the guys are *inapropriately* dressed at ALL times! hehehe
Maybe clairey would like to choreograph? Salma's on tight-booty duty and "find a name for this" committee! lmao
You guys are all fun to read! *winks at clairey and crazyinj*
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WR: I think we should start a pageant that objectifies men by judging them on their paychecks, their dick sizes, and their ability to fix cars.
What's good for the goose...
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 3:06pm.
OK, Claire. I call a truce. Maybe we've misunderstood you.
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No, you know what, it's OK. This thread has reminded me that I should be spending less time talking to people I don't know on D-Listed, and more time in the real world with my actual friends. I probably needed that.
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Is it too early to bring out the wine?
WR: Bring on the men in tight shorts contest. . But what would we call it?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 3:04pm.
Thank you, you are a sweetie and one of the nicest posters on here. I always enjoy your comments
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OK, Claire. I call a truce. Maybe we've misunderstood you.
clairey claire, I remember you said that before and actually I like hearing your point of view on the life of the dancers... this had misunderstanding potential from the start. I like your comments btw.
Hi crazyinjapan, forget these orange ladies, we're campaigning for the menz contest! Are you in or are you out?!
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Crazy- I am interested to know where I have ever come across as mean or baiting on here. Seriously. Anyone? In fact I hardly ever even engage anyone in conversation on here. I'm struggling to think of any time I've ever been rude or done anything other than put my opinion across in a calm way. But whatever, I guess you can think what you want to.
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yup because the sum of your worth is what you look like in a bikini. i have no problems with women doing these jobs to get money. men are stupid animals and will hand over their money to any stripper-looking woman that pays attention to them, so why shouldn't they get it? yeah again it's that self-worth thing, and yeah i think being a dancer or a hooters waitress or what have you is bad for your self-esteem, but there's a lot of money being exchanged, so why not take it? not a lot of girls make a career out of it. take the money, do what you need to, and keep your mind on something better for yourself in the future. studying theoretical astrophysics is nothing to shake a stick at. i highly doubt that chick will still be at hooters when she graduates.
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Hmm. I'm searching for the right adjective to describe this. Oh, I know, "deplorable."
So, can girls like me with A cups work at Hooters?
I didn't know you were a stripper, Claire. I don't think there is anything wrong with that necessarily. I was referring to the chicks up top when it comes to footwear. I don't really think there's anything wrong with what they're doing, either. It's not my bag, personally. It's just... you can come off as mean and baiting to other people at times. Catch someone on a bad day and they are probably going to retaliate. When people do that, it makes other people mad and the thread degenerates into an unattractive mess. There are no "moderators" here, other than Michael K. This site is not big enough for him to hire other workers on a regular basis. He said it's like, taken over his life or something. The man has to sleep sometimes. So why don't we all just do what we're supposed to do, which is snark on the celebrities who are not reading this (except Phoebe Price) instead of being rude and condescending to others?
*steps off soapbox*
So which one said, "I want to be a veterinarian because I love children"?
I was briefly considerring working for hooters I got the bewbs and need money to go to school and I hate my job as some here know but was told by a lawyer that the girls get threated like scum and they end up suing because only the ones that fuck the manager get the good shifts idk but it scared me
Mickey, I don't believe it! You'd be licking their hands and faces like a good cow! I've seen ESE scratch that lovely head of yours! Hope your day is going great Mickey!
*Goes back to working on banner for Mr. Naked Universe show* ;P
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Heheh Twatty, I will have to say hello in every thread... Yes, I saw you like Sean... well, you make up for it with a nekkid Meloni in your avie, put Sean and you're no longer in the Circle of Trust! lolololol
Yes, these chicks do look all the same, but if we had some beefy dudes shaking for the cameras, would that distract us some?
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Hooters has GREAT hot wings and the Chili isn't bad either!
Submitted by (((Within))) on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 2:30pm.
LOL. Yep, behind the peroxide blonde, the make-up and all that bling a fierce feminist fighter is lurking (not really, but I couldn't resist the alliteration).
*takes a swing @ any passing male dlisted-member just for the hell of it*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
They are all so glamorous & elegant, I hope my teenage daughter turns out as classy as these young role models! God Bless you girls!!
Hey ((Salma)), I think there are but it's time for something with proper sponsors on a main network, right? ;p
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