Hoda Kotb Might Get Ann Curry's Job
Ann Curry is pretty much out as co-host of Today and NBC will move her into a fancier role as foreign correspondent any day now. Everybody knows this now, but nobody knows who will get to inhale huge amounts of musky smugness while sitting next to Matt Lauer. Many have said that Matt will set next to a boiled, bland rutabaga who goes by the name of Savannah Guthrie, but Radar says that isn't happening. NBC has put several replacement possibilities in front of focus groups and they weren't feeling it for Savannah. But they were feeling it for Kathie Lee Gifford's partner in morning time drunkery Hoda Kotb. They all burp up hearts for Hoda and they think she should be pried away from Kathie Lee's pinot-stained claws to host the first two hours of Today. A source put it like this:
"Hoda scores off the charts in focus groups, and the audience can relate to her.
Hoda has a hard news background but is extremely comfortable discussing pop culture issues. She just has a warmth that viewers find comforting. She was very public with her breast cancer battle, and allowed cameras to follow her during her cancer treatments on Today. Hoda is a team player, and is so well liked by everyone at the show, most importantly, Matt Lauer. They have a very easy rapport and mutual respect.
The problem with Savannah is that in focus groups, she just doesn't score as high as Hoda does. NBC has been conducting focus groups to assist the network executives in determining who should replace Ann. Savannah is an extremely talented journalist, and she is extremely bright, but she only recently joined Today and viewers just aren't as comfortable with her."
I've always liked Hoda, because she's the patient friend who will calmly listen to the drunk ramblings of ridiculousness that pour out of your booze hole. Every drunk bitch needs a friend like that and Kathie Lee has hers in Hoda. That's why they can't tear Hoda and Kathie Lee apart. They belong together like gin and juice, like drunks and disco fries, like cooking wine and Shasta (don't act like you've never put those two together when you're out of wine coolers)...
What is Kathie Lee's drunk ass going to do without Hoda there to keep her in check? Kathie Lee's just going to sit at that table, licking on a bottle of a wine, because she's already so drunk that she forgot how to open one and is just going to lick through the glass to get to the delicious sweet nectar. Actually, that's some shit I want to see. HIRE HODA!
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What's shakin all you bitches:) Everyone have a good weekend?
Is it fuck with the looonnnsss night?
Sal, don't you just jizz yourself when they start with, thank you fans, JP are the most beautiful, wonderfulest, amazing, saints to touch the earth evah evah, omg, I need another pair of panties... lmfao!
Please lord forgive me... hahahha
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 11:14pm.
oh now wait the hell a minute -- who stole my schick?!!
/AngieIsNotGoingToHeaven dropped verses last week, lol ;-)
on my way .... [sharpening loon pitchfork]
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Foxxy, looking forward to seeing that shank over there! :D
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 10:39pm.
Can y'all post a link to the thread (on JJ) that you're on? I'm having a hard time finding it.
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Here ya go Mikey. Make 'em squirm.
http://www.justjared.com/2012/06/20/angelina-jolie-donates-100000-on-wor...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 9:27pm.
oh now wait the hell a minute -- who stole my schick?!!
/AngieIsNotGoingToHeaven dropped verses last week, lol ;-)
on my way .... [sharpening loon pitchfork]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hoda looks like a man.
Mike, go to the JJ home page, under Top Celebs, click Angelina (at the top OF COURSE) and you'll see ALL her stories. They're the only ones that get a thousand plus hits (thanks to DL'ers) right now. It's the top story re her $100K donation! JJ doesn't seem to update very often. ❀❀❀
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Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:34pm.
"Today" really manages to make their hosts eventually turn on one another like hungry jackals attacking unguarded baby gazelles, don't they? Remember Bryant Gumbel's leaked bashing of Gene Shalit and Willard Scott? Remember the aforementioned sacking of Pauley for Norville? It's safer in the UFC. At least there they don't pretend it's not hand-to-hand combat.
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Bryant Gumbal bashes everyone! Matt still calls him his "best friend." Did anyone see the Today Show 60th reunion? I was surprised Deborah Norville even showed up. Did Shalit die? He missed the reunion.
Willard Scott is still on it! He must be on the dole from Smuckers.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:20pm.
literarylioness -- I just Googled it; Frank Gifford is 81, but looks about 101.
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That's right! Kathie Lee needs to keep him locked up! He does nothing for her or the show. He looked confused and lost.
Twat: I hope you got your fill of Meloni tonight! I feel like he got extra jacked up for this role! :D
Can y'all post a link to the thread (on JJ) that you're on? I'm having a hard time finding it.
Hekki, I can't talk now. I'm too busy crying because the loons hate me. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Who the hell is Tampax? Is that what they call one of us?
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Dog, Sal: I'm STILL banned but I'm thumbing up.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:13pm.
SAL! Which thread are you on at JJ?
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Hiya Doggy! The one about the holy mistress donating only $100K for her beloved refugees.
Your input will be greatly appreciated.
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Done and I threw the bible into it which you know will really set them off.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:13pm.
SAL! Which thread are you on at JJ?
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Hiya Doggy! The one about the holy mistress donating only $100K for her beloved refugees.
Your input will be greatly appreciated.
Anybody seen Whamo?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
miz cynical -- you didn't drag me off, hon. I thought that scene where he was feeding them his blood was awfully sexy. Shit, anything that man does is sexy. Did you notice how nicely that suit fit his hot body? Wowza.
Twat: frank gifford is 81? I thought he was 81 when the cheating allegations came to light? Fuck, he's old! :)! I'll add some off-topic fuel to the fire :)....I can't wait to see Meloni. We were kinda cheated in last week's epi.
I'll stop. I'm always dragging you down the off-topic thread :)!
mike -- yeah, I've been watching since the beginning. I've had problems with it here & there, some big problems, especially with that damn ugly Sookeh. She's ugly as sin, can't act her way out of a paper bag, and we're supposed to believe these gorgeous men are all in love with her ass? If she lands up in bed with Meloni, I guarantee you there will be a fucking mushroom cloud over Chicago!!! Sorry, we're going off topic here, the dlisted police will be after us.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:20pm.
Speaking of whether a man is dirty in bed, is anyone ready for Meloni on "True Blood" tonight?
*Twat fluffing her feathers up*
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Is there any other kind Twatty? He did make it to your bed after all... lol
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:20pm.
Speaking of whether a man is dirty in bed, is anyone ready for Meloni on "True Blood" tonight?
Have you been watching for its entire run? Reason that I ask is that I watched (and liked) the first season, but then I started on the second season and lost interest.
WHO??
Next!
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
This is turning out EXACTLY like that famous "SN" episode featuring Kathleen Turner and Jan Hooks portraying Deborah Norville and Jane Pauley doing "All About Eve". I wonder who the "Phoebe" is in the current situation?
"Today" really manages to make their hosts eventually turn on one another like hungry jackals attacking unguarded baby gazelles, don't they? Remember Bryant Gumbel's leaked bashing of Gene Shalit and Willard Scott? Remember the aforementioned sacking of Pauley for Norville? It's safer in the UFC. At least there they don't pretend it's not hand-to-hand combat.
literarylioness -- I just Googled it; Frank Gifford is 81, but looks about 101.
Speaking of whether a man is dirty in bed, is anyone ready for Meloni on "True Blood" tonight?
*Twat fluffing her feathers up*
SAL! Which thread are you on at JJ?
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Did anyone see ancient Frank Gifford the other day? How old is he now? 100? He looked really cryptkeeper old when Kathie Lee trotted him out for something.
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Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:00pm.
Is anyone else bothered by Kathie Lee's boobs? I don't know why, but they've bothered me for years! Like, they don't match her body. I think its just because the older she gets, the more they sag(like any woman's) but I dunno. Maybe because she has this haggard looking face, so you look at her physique, but that's not worth looking at either. I just feel like shed be doing herself a favor by getting a reduction.
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I'm more bothered by Kathie Lee's face.
lol, I was gonna say, your tolerance is pretty high if you made it all the way to the breasts.
Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:00pm.
Is anyone else bothered by Kathie Lee's boobs? I don't know why, but they've bothered me for years! Like, they don't match her body. I think its just because the older she gets, the more they sag(like any woman's) but I dunno. Maybe because she has this haggard looking face, so you look at her physique, but that's not worth looking at either. I just feel like shed be doing herself a favor by getting a reduction.
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I'm more bothered by Kathie Lee's face.
Is anyone else bothered by Kathie Lee's boobs? I don't know why, but they've bothered me for years! Like, they don't match her body. I think its just because the older she gets, the more they sag(like any woman's) but I dunno. Maybe because she has this haggard looking face, so you look at her physique, but that's not worth looking at either. I just feel like shed be doing herself a favor by getting a reduction.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:54pm.
I put it into my Netflix queue. I rarely see movies in theaters anymore.
I think they need to pair Kathie Lee with Steven Cojocaru.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 2:36pm.
Wasn't Hoda Kobt a character in one of the original Star Wars movies. A member of the Rebel Alliance who participated in the battle on the ice planet Hoth, perhaps?1
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Nice to acknowledge a fellow Star Wars geek among us, eh Mikey? :D
Haha, nah. I was into the movies when I was little, though.
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I was curious about it, so I've been trying to look up that character but I haven't had any luck yet.
Not sure if sci-fi movies are your thing, but I saw "Prometheus" on an IMAX theater last Friday.
I liked it but I may need a second viewing.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:02pm.
I look at Lauer and I see a man who refuses to give head but expects it, only screws in the missionary position with the lights out, washes his dick immediately afterward, and goes to sleep with no cuddling.
Dog, I'm eating!!!
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Not Lohan. Does that narrow it down enough?
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Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:02pm.
I look at Lauer and I see a man who refuses to give head but expects it, only screws in the missionary position with the lights out, washes his dick immediately afterward, and goes to sleep with no cuddling.
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In my experience, guys like Matt are the opposite. It's guys like Russell Brandt who wash their dicks right after sex. The ones who come off all sexual seem to be the ones with the biggest hang-ups.
I remember my ex-husband came off as being this liberal easy going sexual guy, but behind closed doors he was the WORST. He would make a beeline for the shower as soon as he came. He was a germaphobe to the max. No one would believe me when I told them he was that way.
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TRUE. And those who may think it is a lot of fun "to make them dirty". Not really. That wears off pretty early. I dated a guy YEARS ago who was evangelical AND a germaphobe, so phobey about many, many things. That guy could not even thoroughly let himself enjoy a blow job. It was terrible. Not saying that your hubby was, but with my experience it's not as mysterious or sensual as one might imagine. People who are retentive or overly clean whether in mind or body make me want to scream!! Probably cause my mother was like that and punished me but that is another story that I will not get into. LOL.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:02pm.
I look at Lauer and I see a man who refuses to give head but expects it, only screws in the missionary position with the lights out, washes his dick immediately afterward, and goes to sleep with no cuddling.
Dog, I'm eating!!!
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Not Lohan. Does that narrow it down enough?
Sal, just went there, and I do believe they are talking about you! ololololol you guys kill me!!!
Whamo, where the heck are yoooouuuuuuu?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:23pm.
Lauer is a well-known germaphobe. He admits it.
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That makes me want to get him dirty;)
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 2:36pm.
Wasn't Hoda Kobt a character in one of the original Star Wars movies. A member of the Rebel Alliance who participated in the battle on the ice planet Hoth, perhaps?1
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Nice to acknowledge a fellow Star Wars geek among us, eh Mikey? :D
Haha, nah. I was into the movies when I was little, though.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:02pm.
I look at Lauer and I see a man who refuses to give head but expects it, only screws in the missionary position with the lights out, washes his dick immediately afterward, and goes to sleep with no cuddling.
Dog, I'm eating!!!
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Blond, red-head or blonde? Animal, vegetable or mineral?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:02pm.
I look at Lauer and I see a man who refuses to give head but expects it, only screws in the missionary position with the lights out, washes his dick immediately afterward, and goes to sleep with no cuddling.
Dog, I'm eating!!!
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:23pm.
Lauer is a well-known germaphobe. He admits it.
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:21pm.
Which thread?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:02pm.
I look at Lauer and I see a man who refuses to give head but expects it, only screws in the missionary position with the lights out, washes his dick immediately afterward, and goes to sleep with no cuddling.
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In my experience, guys like Matt are the opposite. It's guys like Russell Brandt who wash their dicks right after sex. The ones who come off all sexual seem to be the ones with the biggest hang-ups.
I remember my ex-husband came off as being this liberal easy going sexual guy, but behind closed doors he was the WORST. He would make a beeline for the shower as soon as he came. He was a germaphobe to the max. No one would believe me when I told them he was that way.
Dog -- did you have to give a cold shower to me, elmo533 & literarylioness? I will agree that he probably takes a shower afterwards and isn't much of a cuddler, though. I bet he's into different positions, I disagree on that.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:55pm.
Sal, that's great, so it expires after x amount of time... Haven't been there yet today, should I go? hahaha
OnT: Kathie Lee's face = LMAO! No one in that bunch can touch her!
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Go and check it out, I've been keeping the grill warm with the crazies on slow burn mode. Whamo is not online, I guess. There's somebody there whose name I don't recognize. ;)
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:51pm.
elmo533 & literarylioness -- whew, thank god I'm not the only tingling for Matt! I remember reading on celebitchy that someone had an affair with him (his wife is an ice cold bitch so he fools around a lot) and that he's quite a tiger in the sack and likes to talk dirty; that made me tingly.
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I've read that about Matt too. I wonder if he has a Whore/Madonna complex. He married a woman who was cold in bed to have kids with then needs something hot on the side.
I feel like Matt Lauer was the subject of one or more not-so-recent Blind Items. Didn't his wife can his ass because he was cheating?
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 2:36pm.
Wasn't Hoda Kobt a character in one of the original Star Wars movies. A member of the Rebel Alliance who participated in the battle on the ice planet Hoth, perhaps?1
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Nice to acknowledge a fellow Star Wars geek among us, eh Mikey? :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
At least she doesn't have to work with the biggest narcissistic prick in showbiz -David Letterman.
How bad could Lauer be? When he covered the Olympics here in Vancouver-Whistler, everyone thought he was a sweet guy.
I look at Lauer and I see a man who refuses to give head but expects it, only screws in the missionary position with the lights out, washes his dick immediately afterward, and goes to sleep with no cuddling.
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