Birthday Sluts

Twatty, if it weren't for opportunistic whores, there would be no Dlisted.

Hekki -- I'm so glad to see I'm not the only one who can't stand Petra. Such an opportunistic whore IMO. No one even knew who she was before that fucking tsunami. I read every fashion magazine there is and I've never seen her modeling a goddamn thing.

If Michael K. ever comes up missing... the first person I am calling... is Basement Baby.

Because you know she just hates his ass for giving her that glorious name!

And one day she is going to snatch him off the street and take him to her basement. To keep as him as her new pet! Plus she needs another set of hands to keep up with the wig crypt duties.

Happy Bday, Vern!!

wow, basement baby has an actual name? huh. happy birthday, basement baby!

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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."

Happy day to Solange (because I think she's beautiful and has great personal style and has to put up with her terrible sister) and the brilliant Mindy Kaling and Peter Weller and Mick Fleetwood.

Crappy birthday to the horrid Petra Nemcova. That tsunami failed.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 11:35am

she's a model and club d.j who has had jobs all over the world

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Vern, Happy Birthday!

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HB Vern! Keep on chanting!

HB Vern!

loopygorilla -- and she banged Wyclef Jean. From James Blunt to Wyclef Jean to Sean Penn. Wow, there's really not a type there, is there? Aside from being rich & famous that is. And I know everyone hates Sean Penn, but I think he's sex on a stick. I know, I have no shame, LOL.

HB to Vern and to the only Knowles i can stomach. the rest of the list is irrelevant to me

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Yay! I'm so glad someone took basement baby to Micky D's for our, um, ahem, HER birfday!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

WHy is this Solange person even on this list??? She's done less then that tsunami bimbo.

holy crap buckaroo bonzai / robocop peter wellers is 65?

daaammmn.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 11:12am.

Yep thats why i call her Petra "I survived a tsunami" Nemcova.

cuz shortly after that, she was like...oh im on the cover of vogue, as a survivor wearing D&G, ohh im on the cover of cosmopolitan sharing my 25 make up tips after i survived the tsunami.

and she banged that english minnie mouse voice, james blunt.

Ugh, Petra Nemcova. She'll sleep with any man who's famous & has money. And boy did she squeeze every bit of exposure out of surviving that damn tsunami. I especially hate her for digging her claws into my man Sean Penn.

Tragedy Knowles lives another year of bitterness and regret. HB, Tragedy.

HB Hope Sandoval, amazing voice.

HB Solange. I really like her style.

Happy Bday Hope Sandoval!

Mazzy Star "Into Dust" (live):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H88g_Eew4PY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

album version (audio only):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptxZwwfQj9c&feature=youtube_gdata_player

oops, i didn't see Mindy Kaling. She's one of those kids who's so freaking smart it's scary. HB Mindy!

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

I love names like Wigglesworth.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

So why is Beyoncé so embarrassed of her? Is she really so much worse than a Kardashian?

petra "i survive a tsunami" nemcova....

wow solange is posing her ASS OFF! girlfriend has been practising that pose with her mice friends.

And happy 32nd to Minka Kelly's ass! http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images3/fp_7916661_small.jpg

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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HB Buckaroo Banzai! http://youtu.be/FJCZbXqbkBc

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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Still prettier than her sister.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

What a kool bunch of slutz today!

Mindy Kaling - Part of why the Office is soooo good.

Sherry Stringfield - Where are you since ER?

Peter Weller - An actor and Greek antiquities scholar!

Mick Fleetwood - Rumors!

Michele Lee - In everything in the 70s!

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