Sunday, June 24th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Solange "Basement Baby" Knowles (26)
Kaitlin Cullum (26)
Minka Kelly (32)
Mindy Kaling (33)
Petra Nemcova (33)
Kelly Wigglesworth (35)
Sherry Stringfield (45)
Hope Sandoval (46)
Peter Weller (65)
Mick Fleetwood (65)
Michele Lee (70)
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Don't cry basement baby, you're only one of hundreds to be kicked into Beyonce's shadow. The photo op though.."McFail"
Submitted by Craigypants on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 9:41am.
besides riding off her sister's coat tails, um apparently performing sexual favours to Ronald McDonald for free hamburgers.
I hear Birdie is pissed at Ronald, cuz she thought she was his main bitch.
Another shit day to be born, what a bunch of nobodies. What does Solonge actually do besides irritating people?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 1:34pm.
The tsunami unleashed Petra's career as a "model" aka "i was in the July 24 edition of Kmart catalogue"
that fucking bitch was everywhere, and she didnt even get hurt ffs, she had her arm strapped cuz she broke a nail.
after that, she proceeded to suck and fuck her way every famous guy, but it was only a matter of time that the guys woke up that tsunami vagina is no different to normal vaginas.
who thought it was a good idea for solange to sessy pose on ronny mac?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Fanks La Chay!!!
It hurts sooo Good!
XOXO
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
*Gives lovely Vern an extra birfday spanking*
:-)
Happy Birthday Vern!
Also happy birthday to Solange. I love her style and like that she now seems the antithesis of her sister.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
*Whew!*
Thanks for understanding Within Reason!!!!!!!!!
*toasts all kindsa birfdays all over the world*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Bouncy and Basement Baby both have manly faces.
Wigglesworth? That's really her name? Why didn't she change it to something less giggly?
Hope Sandoval was and is the hotness.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Lmao Vern, I thought this was déjà vu all over again, that'll teach ya... making jokes... hahaha Happy birthday week then! *I celebrate all month* Pffft just one day... ;P
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*slinks back into thread, hanging head down.*
Um, guys, Thanks so much for the birthday wishes!!!
However, I haz a confession to make.
I was making a silley joke about my birfday being the same as basement baby's because I used to have her as my avie, today isn't really my bday.
HOWEVER, my birfday REALLY was a week or so ago, and, I didn't get to mention it until late, so.... can we just pretend that all your happy wishes (for which I am SO grateful) are just a little late and NOT that I am a selfish bitch trying to get extras? I didn't mean to misrepresent (like Travolta or Tommy girl) it just kind of happened
Thanks ever SO much!!!!!!!
XOOXOOXOXOOOOXXXOOO
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Urban Dictionary: Basement Baby
1. A deranged relative of a celebrity kept under lock by said celebrity's family. See Solange Knowles for an example.
That's messed up AND hilarious! Poor Solange.
Solange looks sexy here, but someone should tell McDonald's that Ronald looks like a deranged predator! No wonder some people are freaked by clowns! hehehe
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Happy Bday Mick Fleetwood...just goes to show that all those coke parties in the 80s had no effect on your health.
Dammit, Basement Baby just can't stop being hot! Even Ronald MacDonald isn't sure just who is pimpin' who!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Gabrielle Union on Beyotché's age:
http://mediaoutrage.com/2008/11/27/gabrielle-union-beyone-and-i-have-bee...
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
VERNY!!! HAPPY BIDET! ♥♥♥♥♥
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Read Solange's Wiki. There's a quote from an interview where she says, when asked if she and Bey are competitive, "that's ridiculous, the age gap is just so big..." Four years older, my ass. There was another celebrity who went to school with Bey and is in her later 30s, and also Bey's Star Search appearance......
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
happy b-day, Vern!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
"It's hard to believe Solange is only 26. She, like Beyonce look older than their age."
FYI, BEYONCE'S REAL AGE IS 37. SHE WAS BORN IN 1974. WHATS NOT FAKE ABOUT THIS BITCH? LYING ABOUT HER AGE, LYING ABOUT HER PREGNANCY AND WHAT NOT...
How desperate do you have to be to try to pose in a sexy way with Ronald McDonald???
Sherry Stringfield left "ER" because she thought there was gonna be a movie career waiting for her. Sooooo, how's that working out for ya, Sherry? I mean, Sherry Who?
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HB Mick Fleetwood. Have a great bday dlister Vern.
Vern! Happy happy birfday!
Happiest of Birfdays to you, Vern! *grabs ass paddle*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
It's hard to believe Solange is only 26. She, like Beyonce look older than their age. It's not about having wrinkly skin, but an older look. Solange has great hair and a nice figure, but Bey has the face and a great shape.
Hey Vern! Happy Birthday!!!
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And now I'm hard, too hard to know
I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my, fears go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
I love 2 of Solange's songs, even have them on my Ipod.
She also has a much better body than Beyonce, and I don't see HER faking pregnancy or hanging out with Kim K!
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And now I'm hard, too hard to know
I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my, fears go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
Paging Twatty, paging Twatty, singing telegram for Ms. Twatty! Yes, you guys made my morning/afternoon! hehehehe
Solange's pic sitting on a creepy smiling Ronald McD is hilarious. HB to her, I like her style too!
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I've always had a soft spot for Solange. She seems to mind her own business, compared to her ridiculous sister, and she rocks her natural hair. Love it!
HB Mick Fleetwood!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Happy Birthday Vern!
blueangel -- basically, Solange is Beyonce without makeup; in otherwords, ugly.
Within -- good morning, baby! Enjoy your morning coffee, don't be spittin' it up all over the screen!
I guess Michael K has never heard of Jeff Beck, who is 68 years old today. Come on, Mikey, dude - you need to mine more sources for these birthdays. You're missing way too many good ones.
Gah! Solange is hideously ugly and from what I've read, she acts like a diva. Apparently she thinks she's somebody because her sister can sing? With that being said, she has a much better figure than Bee-yawn-see.
LMAO Loopy and Twatty with the Basement Baby and the mice and the Petra Tsumani opportunistic hor covers Ahahahahahahha
*bitches (said with love), I'm trying to drink my morning coffee here!!* LOL ☺☺☺
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HB Mick and all the other bday sluts today!
Happy birthday Vern - have a great one with lots of cake and chanting~! ;D
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Happy Birthday Vern!
Never liked basement baby. She has an interesting personal style- I'll concede that point- but a terrible attitude.
She constantly comes off like, "Don't you know who I am?!? Bitch, I'm beyonce's sister! Fuck you!"
Then, when someone asks her a question about her sister, she comes off like, "Don't you know who I am, bitch?!? Don't you dare ask me about being beyonce's sister! Fuck you!"
Basement baby's own attitude has ruined any chances of her having her own "career". But she seems content to live off of her sister rather than doing something for herself.
She happily accepts free clothes and invitations to events because she's beyonce's sister. Doesn't have a real career, but DJ's- which isn't a real career for bbaby because it is entirely based on beyonce (bey + jz's friends hire bbaby for parties, as do clubs that want to suck up to bey + jz). She's long been listed as a "co-writer" on beyonce's and Destiny's Child songs (HA!), and continues to get those royalties...
Basement baby accepts all the perks of having a famous sister, doesn't hustle in her own right, yet has a chip on her shoulder about being beyonce's sister. It's ridiculous.
Basically, if beyonce wasn't who she was, basement baby would have nothing. Beyonce makes it possible for basement baby to exist, and that to me makes basement baby lazy.
So yes, basement baby's worse than a Kardashian. All those Kardashians work the ho-stroll trying to bring in money for the family. Basement baby don't do shit.
So Happy Fucking Birthday, basement baby. Maybe this year, you'll get a job that doesn't depend on your sister (I doubt it though).
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
Twatty, if I could go back in time with the knowlege I have know...I'd beat Gaycrest to it and me a reality queen. That whay I dont humiliate myself but get rich on others lack of shame! Bwahahahhaha ha!
Happy birthday, Vern!
Gardening Girl -- good point, LOL! I tell ya, if I had to go back and live my life again, I'd be an opportunistic whore myself. Being a nice person doesn't pay off.
Is she giving Ronald a lap dance? How much did he pay?
Why is it that I find 26 yr old Solange much more mature than 34 errr 30yr old Beyonce?
"Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 12:12pm.
Happy day to Solange (because I think she's beautiful and has great personal style and has to put up with her terrible sister) and the brilliant Mindy Kaling and Peter Weller and Mick Fleetwood."
I like Solange too. I think she's very beautiful and has better style than her tacky sister.
HB to Mindy Kaling and Peter Weller.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Hope Sandoval - most gorgeois voice evah!!
And Peter Weller - Robocop!
Happy birthday to you two and a whole lotta "who the fuck???" to everyone else!
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Vern: Happy birfday!
I think she's making fun of Beyonce in this picture. Because Beyonce would be doing that pose all seriously, but Solange is doing they pose sarcastically.
Happy Birthday, Vern! ♥
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