So Kim Kuntrashian And Beyonce Hung Out Together Last Night...
There was a rumor that Beyonce would rather play moth ball checkers with Basement Baby next to the water heater in the darkest part of the basement than even say Kim Kuntrashian's full name out loud. But if Beyonce really does hate Kim, then she swept her true feelings under her lacefront to dance with that piece of trash at Jay-Z and Kanye's show in Birmingham, England last night. Somebody took a few pictures of Kim and Beyonce together and yeah, I think this is the first time in whore history that Kim actually covered her face (covering it with cum doesn't count) in front of a camera. Either the heat in the stadium caused her plastic face to melt and she was keeping it from slipping off of her head, or that sneaky bitch was trying to see if Beyonce had any velcro burns on her stomach from wearing a pillow baby. Anyway, a source tells UsWeekly that Bey and Kim danced all night and they're actually friends blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaaah:
"Kim and Beyonce were dancing all night! They even went into the mosh pit! It was the most hectic thing ever! Kim and Beyonce have always been cool. Beyonce and Jay love Kim and think she's a good match for Kanye."
This is the way my ass sees it: Beyonce loves a photo-op, Kim loves a photo-op and so they're bonding through their mutual love of a good photo-op. That's what most relationships on the ho-stroll are based on! And if you're in the Calabasas, CA area today, you might want to stay away from the gutter. Because once Pimp Mama Kris sees these pictures, she's going to cream so much that it's going to run down her driveway, past the sidewalk and flow down the street gutters. You've been warned.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 7:18pm.
can you imagine the stench when one of those cows peels those leather pants off? I would imagine it's almost Blohan-like.
*collapses into a shuddering, nauseous heap*
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 8:08pm.
That's why I don't wish Lindsay Lohan would OD, because we'll have a media blitz and retroactive love and appreciation fest.
THIS.
I said it a while back: when she does OD (it's not even a question of IF at this point) all we'll hear is "Oh what a waste of talent! She died so young! This is so sad, you guys!!!!!!!"
It happened with "the crackie of Camden" too. Only difference is this: unlike Amy, Jacko and Whitney, Lindsay actually has NO talent. Her only good movies were the ones she starred in as a child, and ANY child with a "perky personality" could have filled those roles. Her teen roles (Mean Girls, Freaky Friday) could also have been played by any other actress. She has no fucking talent unless her talent is being a huge fuck up.
hahahahah ohdave
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And now I'm hard, too hard to know
I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my, fears go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
What the hell is Bouncy wearing? She's got 80s hair, Kim's pleather pants (gross things to wear in a crowd, I know from experience), and a plain white t-shirt. That does even sound right.
I'm not surprised they are hanging out together. Every working celebrity seems to have one or two Hilton/Kardashian-esque friends.
Now that KK got Harpo's blessing,Bey can now officially be seen with her. That's my final answer.
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"Uhh....I'm here for the gang bang??"
They both wear heels and dress inappropriately all the time. Maybe they bond over that.
This saddens me. One thing that I could count on is that KimK had as much chance of hanging with Beyonce as I do and now that's gone.
Don't do it Bey, don't validate that nasty skank whore!
Bey is just as naxty as KK, she's just had more gangsta money to play with.
They even went into the mosh pit?!?
Beyonce probably thought she was too good to hang out with KimK at first, because of the "friendship" with Gwyneth...
But Gwyneth isn't going to allow Beyowulf to milk her for publicity 24/7; Gwynnie is the dominant force in that (pr stunt) relationship, so it's entirely on her terms not beyonce's. You only ever hear about Gwyneth + beyonce when Gwyneth wants publicity from the situation.
By contrast, KimK is as big an attention-whore as Bey, and willing to be the doormat in the (pr stunt) relationship, so I'm not surprised Bey and KimK got together. Now beyonce has someone who she can milk for pr at will, then ignore the rest of the time.
Then again, the whole "Beyonce hates KimK" thing may have been a set up from the beginning to maximize publicity for both parties. Kim gets more millage out of her "romance" with Kanye ("Kim and Kanye are dating, but beyonce hates her!!! Will that hurt Kanye's friendship with Jz?"), and beyonce gets her name in the press for two stories (the first is the "kim + Kanye/beyonce hates kim" story; the second is the "kim and bey are friends now" story).
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
Kim is finally getting to the inner circle she's been dying to get into, but i won't last. Everyone knows she's a no-talented skank and her family are a fuckin' joke.
Kim is in minute 12 of her 15 minutes of fame.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
KK standing next to Beyonce, not arms around each other, let me borrow your Birkin Kim
I still believe that she wants nothing to do with her, and maybe Kanye asked her to be nice to KK???
Its just a pic, it explains nothing
Honestly don't know which one is fakier.
Doobies and Boobies--Brandon Brown
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:09pm.
They're such good pals, Kim loaned her smelly leather pants to Beyonce. Ew.
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maybe next B will loan her "pregnancy" pillow to Kim.
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And I could liken you to a lot of things but I always come around
'Cause in the end I'm a sensible girl, I know the fiction of the fix
Submitted by Zonko: "There is one thing that's WONDERFUL about Kim:
She stole all the thunder away from Paris Hilton."
HAHAHAHAHA! True! This is a lesson in 'be careful what you wish for'.
That's why I don't wish Lindsay Lohan would OD, because we'll have a Whitney Houston/Michael Jackson media blitz and retroactive love and appreciation fest.
Submitted by Zonko on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 7:59pm.
There is one thing that's WONDERFUL about Kim:
She stole all the thunder away from Paris Hilton.
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That's why I can't hate on her so much.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Kanye + JayZ + Anthony Quinndashian + Beyonce + England.
Never has there been a gathering so completely devoid of talent since Barack Obama dined alone in the White House.
There is one thing that's WONDERFUL about Kim:
She stole all the thunder away from Paris Hilton.
she's an idiot. but at least she's in a friendship that actually makes sense. she and kim k are two of a kind.
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No one lives forever
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:19pm.
Kim looks like a rejected Popple.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That just made my day! :D
In the plus column, this surely must make Parisite Hilton cry like a little bitch?
Who you ask? Exactly.
I now officially think much less of Beyonce.
Twatty: So. Gross. LMAO at "Blohan-like". *gurgly vomit noises*
Also I have to laugh at these two cramming their big dumpers into those things.
Hekki & Lucifer_Sam -- can you imagine the stench when one of those cows peels those leather pants off? I would imagine it's almost Blohan-like.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:35pm.
You know, I really thought that this would be the line for Beyonce. I really thought that she was so obsessed with people thinking she was klasseh that she wouldn't be seen with KK.
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Beyonce, classy? Please. She married an ex-drug dealing thug. There is nothing classy about any of these hos.
I wanna ask them both what it's like to live in a world of make believe? Is it simply magical?
They both look embarrassed. Of course I would be too if I were them.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Hopefully this is the beginning of the end of Beyonce and Goop's barftastic friendship!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:09pm.
Kim loaned her smelly leather pants to Beyonce. Ew.
Ugh Jesus! I just felt vomit rise in my gut.
Mosh pit?
She should have a worship altar dedicated to her fans. She should never have happened, so she should be grateful that they watch her show and whatever she is selling.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Beyonce is steppin' out on Gwyneth...
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Holding a seance tonight with Captain Morgan & Jack Daniels....we are going to find out where James Haven went???
Preview of the Democrat National Convention. Seriously.
ElRushbo has started to refer to him as "Barack Kardashian", hee-hee.
You know, I really thought that this would be the line for Beyonce. I really thought that she was so obsessed with people thinking she was klasseh that she wouldn't be seen with KK.
More fool me.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:28pm.
Yes. But she has a valid point: Anyone who watches her show or supports her might be approaching stupid imbecility.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Rande -- while the people who are Kim's fans are pretty damn stupid, isn't that horrible of her to call them stupid imbeciles? Just for that comment alone she deserves a horrible death, the fucking bitch.
Submitted by Lesbian Sourfruit:
"And that teeny tiny bit of respect I felt for Bey just died a violent horrible death....."
My respect for Beyonce never happened.
I never hated Beyonce - until now.
Submitted by miz cynical on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:17pm.
I wonder if England is experiencing the same heat wave we're having here on the east coast?
No, it's cold and rainy here.
Oh G-d beyonce? why? why would you lower yourself to hang out with that plastic turd?
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And I could liken you to a lot of things but I always come around
'Cause in the end I'm a sensible girl, I know the fiction of the fix
I didn't know there were mosh pits at rap concerts.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Kim thinks she has arrived.
Hahahahaha. I almost feel sorry for her.
Kim looks like a rejected Popple.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:15pm.
A local radio station where I live has a weekly competition called, "Are you as stupid as a Kardashian?"
Yet the new Star mag (I just got back from the market) claims that KK calls her fans "stupid imbeciles." That's really stupid.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I wonder if England is experiencing the same heat wave we're having here on the east coast? Regardless, it's June and you're wearing leather pants in a crowd of people. I would need to get cut out of those pants at the end of the night! Oh, and I love their, 'no, please don't take our picture!' Poses.
Hekki, you're so right!! I'm sure that stick up her cleansed ass is feeling a bit more bothersome than usual because of this.
Submitted by Lesbian Sourfruit on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 6:10pm.
And that teeny tiny bit of respect I felt for Bey just died a violent horrible death.....
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Exactly.
A local radio station where I live has a weekly competition called, "Are you as stupid as a Kardashian?"
I find that SOOOO encouraging. I mean for the evolution of the human race, in general.
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Goopy must be livid. Her BFF stooped to hang out with Pissy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ETA: "Beyonce? It's Gwyneth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see that you were *snicker* dancing with PissKim Karpissian? For realz, niggah? You have to be kidding me. You were slumming, right? I want to hear you say it. Say it. Say 'I was slumming'. Good. Now don't you EVER. Ever. Get caught in public with that skank again. Understood? You're cheapening yourself. And I'm better than that. Toodles"
And that teeny tiny bit of respect I felt for Bey just died a violent horrible death.....