So Kim Kuntrashian And Beyonce Hung Out Together Last Night…

June 23, 2012 / Posted by:

There was a rumor that Beyonce would rather play moth ball checkers with Basement Baby next to the water heater in the darkest part of the basement than even say Kim Kuntrashian’s full name out loud. But if Beyonce really does hate Kim, then she swept her true feelings under her lacefront to dance with that piece of trash at Jay-Z and Kanye’s show in Birmingham, England last night. Somebody took a few pictures of Kim and Beyonce together and yeah, I think this is the first time in whore history that Kim actually covered her face (covering it with cum doesn’t count) in front of a camera. Either the heat in the stadium caused her plastic face to melt and she was keeping it from slipping off of her head, or that sneaky bitch was trying to see if Beyonce had any velcro burns on her stomach from wearing a pillow baby. Anyway, a source tells UsWeekly that Bey and Kim danced all night and they’re actually friends blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaaah:

“Kim and Beyonce were dancing all night! They even went into the mosh pit! It was the most hectic thing ever! Kim and Beyonce have always been cool. Beyonce and Jay love Kim and think she’s a good match for Kanye.”

This is the way my ass sees it: Beyonce loves a photo-op, Kim loves a photo-op and so they’re bonding through their mutual love of a good photo-op. That’s what most relationships on the ho-stroll are based on! And if you’re in the Calabasas, CA area today, you might want to stay away from the gutter. Because once Pimp Mama Kris sees these pictures, she’s going to cream so much that it’s going to run down her driveway, past the sidewalk and flow down the street gutters. You’ve been warned.

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