Open Post: Hosted By Mugly, The World's Ugliest Dog
All hail our new ugly bitch king Mugly!
The title of World's Ugliest Dog went to another Chinese Crested this year after 8-year-old Mugly won the top prize at the annual pageant in Petaluma, CA yesterday. Mugly and his owner Bev Nicholson came all the way from Britain to see if he could kill the competition with his bloated Snooki body, his Snoop Dogg after 10 blunts eyes, his grandpa seal whiskers and his Ivy Queen nails. Mugly did it and he won a $1,000 cash prize, a VIP stay at Sheraton Petaluma, a bunch of dog treats and the honor of being the ugliest bitch in all the land.
My heart will forever belong to last year's winner Yoda (RIP), but I like Mugly. Just look at him. Dude's got his legs spread open, is stoned into another world, is wearing the shit out of that tiny hat and looks like he's in the middle of letting out a slow fart. Basically, that's me on my sofa every Saturday night.
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hahah Salma, that's true. It's hard when you have parents to take care of and small towns can be tough, especially when everyone knows your business. I bet you know the place so well, you wouldn't even know it if someone had a crush on you... ;)
lol crazyinjapan, you should go up there!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 11:08pm.
@ Within,
You are a real sweetie.
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ubmitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 11:05pm.
Salma: I heart Canada! I do! I've never been on the western side, but I spent a week in Fredericton once and had a brief but torrid affair with a Mounty. The people were so nice, too. I've heard the western side is beautiful. Wild Arkansas is pretty too, cotton sundress pretty, with clear spring fed rivers and lovely forests.
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CIJ, I live near Fredericton! It's so weird to hear it mentioned on DL!
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@ Crazyinjapan:
I hitchhiked across Canada and most of the USA when I was 19 years old but my regret was not going further south. I have always wanted to see your part of the country.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 11:08pm.
@ Within,
You are a real sweetie.
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@ Within,
You are a real sweetie. I wish it was that easy. But then again, I do have some rather high expectations. For me it is the need to connect not only intellectually but emotionally as well. I'm really sort of weary of the one-dimensional relationships and I'm not able to emotionally handle FWB situations.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 10:57pm.
Iknow what you mean Jeanneee. My beloved Max, a pom, has this yechy odor even when he is clean. I hate to admit that sometimes I give him a shot of Febreeze! :( He still loves me tho!
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I misted ex's doggie with various bath and body products from time to time too! Especially after her baths, which for some reason caused her to smell MORE strongly (the whole wet-dog thing I guess). She seemed to prefer florals over more fruity scents, LOL
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Salma: I heart Canada! I do! I've never been on the western side, but I spent a week in Fredericton once and had a brief but torrid affair with a Mounty. The people were so nice, too. I've heard the western side is beautiful. Wild Arkansas is pretty too, cotton sundress pretty, with clear spring fed rivers and lovely forests.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 11:00pm.
I lived in Sicily. Best food I ever ate. The men were some grabby motherfuckers, though. I smacked one of them upside the head. I have some great memories of those days, though. Horseback riding in the fall in the Appenines. The Colosseum at dusk. Mt. Etna erupting and giving me dark gray boogers. Bedbugs in a cheap hotel in Pisa. Good times!
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You got dark gray boogers from Mt. Etna? Now, that is an honour. ;-)
Salma, ya it's hard to move, I know. You need a website Salma! hehehehe Post those hot pics of yourself teaching some fitness classes and you'll see the guys come to you! lol *not kidding!*
You could call it:
"Help Salma get a vacation... to her honeymoon!"
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I lived in Sicily. Best food I ever ate. The men were some grabby motherfuckers, though. I smacked one of them upside the head. I have some great memories of those days, though. Horseback riding in the fall in the Appenines. The Colosseum at dusk. Mt. Etna erupting and giving me dark gray boogers. Bedbugs in a cheap hotel in Pisa. Good times!
Iknow what you mean Jeanneee. My beloved Max, a pom, has this yechy odor even when he is clean. I hate to admit that sometimes I give him a shot of Febreeze! :( He still loves me tho!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 9:24pm.
But I am of the firm belief that all dogs' paws smell like Dorito's.
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LOL! I always thought dog paws smelled like stinky people-feet.
Dogs and cats are like people. Some smell yuck and some smell nice. I have a friend whose cat smelled like croissants fresh from the oven, it was so weird. My ex bf's dog was half-wolf, and even though she was as sweet and pretty as the day is long, she stank BAD. I think it was the wild-animal DNA in her. Anyway I never held it against her because she was such a great dog. I miss her still (way more than I ever missed her "daddy")!
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
@ Crazy
Where in Italy did you live? I lived there briefly about 5 years ago. Good times.
I live in Canada on the West Coast. It has its advantages of a decent climate and a stunning landscape plus I'm working so its all pretty good.
I have moved and lived in Chicago and Atlanta. I even spent some months in Italy and Germany during my college years. But I missed this crazy ass place and the people I love from here. And I'm so close to my nephew now, I don't think I could bear to move away.
Salma, if I may ask, what state are you in?
@ Within
Right now, its not an option to move. My Mom needs help with my Dad who has early stages of Alzheimer's disease. I'd feel like a shit if I left now. Perhaps at some point we'll have to discuss putting him in a long-term care facility but right now she wants him at home. I don't blame her.
@ CrazyinJapan
No one said it would be easy but as long as we can laugh about it. Right?
Crazy, you and Salma need to switch places for a year. ;)
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Story of my life, Salma. Story of my life.
Salma, would you ever consider moving just to change things up? Or do you love your town? ☼☼
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 10:25pm.
I think Dlister Jack in the Hat lives in Arkansas too! But I think he may favor the skin flute.
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The skin flute?! bwahahahahahhahah
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Is it me or is Mugly fondling himself? Or saying "Ugly this, bitches."
I think the dog in the second row, third photo should have won.
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GG:
The nearest large city is an hour and half away. I once met a great guy from there but it fizzled out fast because we couldn't match our schedules. I work weird hours and its not easy for me too get a weekend off. His situation was the opposite. However, he was a real catch and absolutely charming.
C'est la vie.
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 10:25pm.
@Salma,
Actually, he'd always seemed like a really nice guy- smart and very good looking, several years younger than I was. I know he had a serious girlfriend.
He wasn't at all threatening, it was hysterically funny and so painfully awkward. He just stood there displaying his junk and making conversation while I kept saying, "yes, you're very cute, would you PLEASE just get dressed NOW?"
I still laugh every time I think of it.
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Sometimes the cute, smart ones can surprise you and not in a good way. At least it was a non-threatening situation and you see the humour in it.
Are dogs just wanting to maul their owners when they pose for pix with the dog's junk just hanging out there in plain view?
Really, it's so undignified.
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It is very sad, isn't it, GG? Are you hitched?
Joe, Jack lives on the other side of the state and I don't think we are each other's types. But he might make a good male friend.
Salma, I do believe a man and a woman can be friends. It's just that the man needs to have thick skin and not mind getting shot down. They exist!
Damn SalmaNella, not much choice there! :( How far is the nearest big town?
Crazy in Japan,
I have done the dating sites and it is ugly. I live in a very small rural town so the single male with a good job and great personality around my age range is non-existent. However, if I wanted, I could date all the 55+ males that smell like piss, old farts, and stale beer if I so desired. There is also the 19 year old male who reeks of cheap cologne that is looking for cougar flesh but has little idea about how to carry on an intelligent conversation. Both options don't suit me so I just carry on working and taking care of my parents.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 10:21pm.
I would like a nice guy who has a job and a brain who isn't ugly as sin, likes nookie and movies, oh and being some type of instrumentalist (besides the skin flute) would be a plus! But I'm not settling again, so it could be a long wait. I do live in Arkansas, after all.
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I think Dlister Jack in the Hat lives in Arkansas too! But I think he may favor the skin flute.
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@Salma,
Actually, he'd always seemed like a really nice guy- smart and very good looking, several years younger than I was. I know he had a serious girlfriend.
He wasn't at all threatening, it was hysterically funny and so painfully awkward. He just stood there displaying his junk and making conversation while I kept saying, "yes, you're very cute, would you PLEASE just get dressed NOW?"
I still laugh every time I think of it.
If anyone called my goggie ugly, I'd kick them in the junk!
Is that Debbie Rowe - Michael Jackson's brood mare?
Ah, sexy talk... always nice to walk in on that! lol ;P
MUGLY CALIENTE, ftw!
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*cries for crazyinjapan*
Salma: welcome to the world of singlehood in the digital era! Methinks you haven't been at it as long as I have. Just take it from me and don't ever do any of those dating sites. That is a major tragedy waiting to happen! If that is your irl picture, I'm surprised if you don't have to spit on and smack the guys (though some do love that, so watch out) to get them to leave you alone.
I would like a nice guy who has a job and a brain who isn't ugly as sin, likes nookie and movies, oh and being some type of instrumentalist (besides the skin flute) would be a plus! But I'm not settling again, so it could be a long wait. I do live in Arkansas, after all.
@ Virgin Queen
HOLY SHIT!!!
Okay, nothing could possibly top that situation. What the hell?? He is one sick puppy.
@Salma
Several years ago a guy I knew only very slightly (friend of a friend) showed up at my business, made small talk for a while then asked to use the bathroom. Came out stark nekkid. Said he just wanted to give me a present. I kept the worktable between us and tried not to laugh as I suggested he might want to get dressed before anyone else came in.
Never could quite figure that one out. He came by once or twice after but I wouldn't open the door. Ran into him a few times in public and it was clear that he was enjoying the idea that I would remember his little stunt.
@ Joe Shmoe:
AHAHAHAHA! Good thing I wasn't sipping my coffee when I read your post. Funny but at the same time disturbing.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 10:00pm.
@ Mike
Thanks, appreciate a male perspective. I don't have many male platonic friends and so this adds a degree of awkwardness to the friendship. I still haven't responded back and either way, I don't think it'll turn out well. I don't want to fuck him and now I've got this ick factor of seeing his private parts.
It shouldn't be, but platonic relationships (between two heterosexuals of the opposite sex) are really tough. Really tough.
@GG
and here I thought I was special. ha ha
So then comes down to that question: Can men and women be friends only?
So far, with my track record, the answer is no.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 9:45pm.
Bacon, Twat, Hekki, Virgin, and Crazy: (ha ha, sounds good together huh?)
He had mentioned casually about us hooking up together to relieve the sexual frustration. I had thought he was joking around with me! Then today my eyeballs were violated with three images of his dick and balls. Jebus, why do guys do this??
Well, I think that happens quite a bit nowadays. Guys need to realize that woman want a pic of your face, your chest, or even your whole body, but not just a close-up of your junk (no matter how nice you think it is).
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A single female friend of mine JUST had this conversation with me; a friend of some old aunty of hers tracked her down on the net. They're both single, both in their mid forties and they got chatting. It went on fairly innocently (at least at her end) until he suggested they email some pix. She sends a nice pic of her in her garden, posing by her hydrangeas. He send a pic of him cradling his (tiny) junk.
That was the end of *that* relationship.
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Dear SalmaNella, take this bit of advice from an old broad...men will always try to get a piece, even from their chick friends, a guy is NOT playing when he says he wants to have sex with you, men are proud of their junk and will on any occasion produce it and show it off thinking we will go "oh, gotta have some of that". And finally, a man will go for the slightest and most remote shot of getting some - a nun, someones mom or parole officer. Sorry, but that's how they are wired.
@ Mike
Thanks, appreciate a male perspective. I don't have many male platonic friends and so this adds a degree of awkwardness to the friendship. I still haven't responded back and either way, I don't think it'll turn out well. I don't want to fuck him and now I've got this ick factor of seeing his private parts.
To you animals lover but hate the stink the solution is easy clean with vinegar and baking soda my house never smells like dog and I got two
Pugs have a lot of health issues short nose equals breathing problems just research the breed and all issues pop up in google
Cats can smell worse than dog hellooo cat litter and I am animal lover I had cats, dogs bunnies horse chicken geese bat snakes birds (parrots etc..) Hamster rat ducks cow etc as a pet at one point or another and worked for a vet for a bit
Why do guys think we will be enticed by pictures of their junk? The only people who want to see pictures of your junk answer to, "Officer" and maybe Chris Hansen.
Do they honestly think we are going to say, "Paul was boring as fuck, he's got no job, and lives with his parents. BUT, once I saw that picture of his junk, I just HAD to get on that!!!" Note to men: That has never happened in the history of mankind.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 9:45pm.
Bacon, Twat, Hekki, Virgin, and Crazy: (ha ha, sounds good together huh?)
He had mentioned casually about us hooking up together to relieve the sexual frustration. I had thought he was joking around with me! Then today my eyeballs were violated with three images of his dick and balls. Jebus, why do guys do this??
Well, I think that happens quite a bit nowadays. Guys need to realize that woman want a pic of your face, your chest, or even your whole body, but not just a close-up of your junk (no matter how nice you think it is).
If a guy mentions sex, though, 9 times outta 10 he's not really joking (even if he seems to be, or even says he is). No pun intended, but most guys are always on the lookout for an in.
Will someone please tell me what happened to Yoda. I'm dying here. I mean the dog, not the Yen Master Yoda. Wait, I see the link now. Damn, what a way to go.
What is up with this site making my McAfee anti-virus go nuts? This never used to happen. Is it from all the pictures of Kim K and Lohan?
mike, I saw my cousin get bucked off a horse when we were about 8 years old, and another time, I saw someone piss off a horse as he was dismounting, and the horse rolled over- almost crushed him.
Scared the life out of me!
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And now I'm hard, too hard to know
I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no
Tears calcify in my, fears go inside
How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 9:31pm.
mike, I think horses are exquisite creatures. Fascinatingly beautiful. But i won't ride them. they scare the shit out of me.
I can trace my mixed feelings about horses to two things: a pony bit me when I was little, and (expecially) my exposure to "horse people" when in hs and college (not hard when you're in No. VA.
Bacon, Twat, Hekki, Virgin, and Crazy: (ha ha, sounds good together huh?)
Thanks for responding back:
I'm really at a loss about what to do here. No, I'm not impressed that he sent me pictures of his wiener. Quite frankly, I thought he was above all that. In fact, he is quite a serious conservative guy. The night before we had been discussing our mutual lack of love in our lives. He had mentioned casually about us hooking up together to relieve the sexual frustration. I had thought he was joking around with me! Then today my eyeballs were violated with three images of his dick and balls. Jebus, why do guys do this??