It's Chestica!
Jessica Simpson took a break from trying to make that Weight Watchers money by dropping 50 pounds of post-baby chunk in 5 months and posed for this Twitter portrait while taking Baby Maxi Pad for a stroll around the block. I know, just pounds of veiny titty balls hitting your monitor. Jessica has the entire Wisconsin milk industry up in there. You know how Salma Hayek single-tittedly SAVED humanity by breastfeeding starving orphans in third world countries? Jessica doesn't even have to travel to do that. Homegirl just has to point her titty to the air, direct her leche knob to the nearest third world country and squirt. It'd rain Jessica leche all over that country. Seriously, Baby Maxi probably has to put on snorkel gear before she eats.
I'm all for Jessica trying to get attention with help from her magnificent chichis, but this picture is not the look. With her mouth wide open and those deranged bee sunglasses on, she looks like a Bumble Bee Tuna Bee Real Doll.
via UsWeekly
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Hey ((Salma baby!)), how you doing? Hope you don't have to work today... perfect time to try some sangria not watch clients workout, right? lol ;)
OnT: Yeah, first Jessica writes about gross stuff with her hub then she shows up in random twitter posts... NO! Salma ftw!
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Yeah, Vanessa Minnillo posted pictures of her baby bump on twitter the other day, and Jessica comes out with this shortly after. Manilafolders just owned the mouth breather twice over.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/pic-vanessa-minnillo-revea...
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 4:18pm.
How do these brain-dead, talentless, worthless losers manage to become rich celebrities?
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Dearest Lucifer_Sam,
The answer to your question is that there are millions of brain-dead, taste deficient, under educated buffoons out there who have come to learn that hard work is for "losers", and any ho who can make an easy buck without going the 9-5 route should be their hero.
Yours truely,
Gardening Girl
Looks like she has an ass on top of her chest.
Damn, what a mouf breather!
How do these brain-dead, talentless, worthless losers manage to become rich celebrities? Why is society so fucked?
Hi Beauty aka Within Reason! *waves back*
All I can say about Chestica in this post is: Salma is THE Queen of Magnificent Chichis - Blondie, you tried! Here, have a jawbreaker! ☺
*waves at Salma baby!*
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Not the most flattering photo to post on Twitter but, then again, it is Twitter and that is what most people do on there.
Close your damn mouth. Ugh, I can't stand this vapid bitch.
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Mouth open, tits out, looks like the penultimate moment before the money shot.