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June 23, 2012 / Posted by:

My Pet Monster! Earlier this week, Adidas pulled their Jeremy Scott shackle sneakers, because some people looked at those fugly ass things and screamed “SLAVERY! RACISM! SOME KUNTA KINTE SHIT!” When I first looked at those vomit shoes, the word “slavery” didn’t hit my head at first, but I did see several layers of ugly and I prepared myself for the heaves I’d make while seeing stupid shits stroll around with those prisoners of fug sneakers on their feet (I’m talking to you, Justin Bieber). Jeremy Scott said that slavery didn’t even cross his mind while designing those sneakers. Jeremy says he was inspired by the Khloe Kardashian of 80s toys: My Pet Monster! To which I say, My Pet Monster deserves better than those ugly ass shoes.

My Pet Monster was a toy from the 80s and everything you see is basically everything you got. I didn’t have one, but a couple of my friends did and we used to take turns handcuffing each other with those orange cuffs. Then we’d beat on each other. I was kind of weird in a “50 Shades of Inappropriate” kind of way, but that was the 80s! There was also a direct-to-VHS movie and you don’t have to press play on the trailer to know that it was a mess.

Oh, the 80s, when a toy maker’s acid trips became reality….and later a direct-to-VHS shit show.

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