Well, This Isn’t Random At All

Go ahead and throw this one in the file marked: The most WTF couple news since we learned that wolf sperm can fertilize pony eggs.

Frank Buffay, Jr. and Scientologist, Giovanni Ribisi, married British model type Agyness Deyn in Los Angeles over the weekend. Since I’m not really up-to-date on all Giovanni Ribisi (Side note: That name is really hard to type. That is a copy + paste name. That bitch’s parents are really selfish for giving him a name that puts strain on a dumb ass gossip blogger’s fingers!) gossip, I had no idea that he and Agyness were licking on each other’s wet parts. But apparently, GR broke up with Cat Power not too long ago and started getting on Agyness. And now he’s married. GR’s publicist confirmed the random as all hell news with HuffPo.

These two just don’t make sense to me. GR looks like a middle-aged alcoholic insurance salesman who spends his lunch break drinking bottom shelf whiskey out of a paper bag across the street from an elementary school playground (aka a pedo hipster). And she looks like the love child of Tea Leoni and a turnip to me. I don’t know how this happened, but whatever. I’m all for bizarre couples, which is why I hope La Pequena and Quween on the Scene elope next.

Here’s GR wearing a wedding ring at the TED premiere in L.A. last night.