The Silver Fox Is Not Here For Your Sneaky Picture-Taking Antics
If you're on a flight from L.A. to NYC and Anderson Cooper is quietly drifting into a silver fox slumber behind you, you have to take a picture of it. It'd be the most IMPORTANT thing in your life. You're taking care of a screaming baby and that baby refuses to shut up? Show that annoying baby a picture of Andy Coo sleeping and that baby's eyes will be too busy getting lost in that picture that it will forget to cry. You're eating delicious pancakes at a Denny's and a fight breaks out (because that's just what happens at Denny's). Show all those fighting whores a picture of Andy Coo sleeping and their raging assholes will instantly cool and you'll be able to enjoy your delicious pancakes in peace. You're on a date with me and trying to get away without being too obvious. Whip out that picture and make your escape as I lick the screen. Yes, you'll lose a phone since I'll eventually shove it down the back of my chonies, but that's a small price to pay. What I'm saying is that a picture of Andy Coo doing mimi times is THAT soothing and THAT hypnotic. But the Silver Fox wants no part of that shit and read a bitch his rights for trying to capture that magical moment on his iPhone.
On Kathy last night, Andy said that on his 6am flight to L.A., he was trying to sleep when a sneaky bitch with an iPhone tried to get a picture of him. Andy wasn't having it, so he grabbed that dude's shoulder and spit out the line is my ringtone for EVERYTHING! Andy asked that ho, "Bitch, what ... are you doing?'"
Oh, and the Crystal Enchantress of the Ice himself, Johnny Weir, was sitting in the next to Andy while all of this went down!!!!
So to recap: Anderson Cooper went on Kathy and told a story about how he called a bitch a "bitch" while sitting next to Johnny Weir. This is the best gay pride gift ever!
via LA Times
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@ FunFilled, "some" plastic surgery?
Anderson seated next to Johnny Weir? Were they in the sparkly gay section?
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geez, was Andy on her period?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I've realised that I don't like him any more.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:17pm.
*L I P SMACK!*
*E Y E ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*
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*Z SNAP*
*W I G PULL*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
After some plastic surgery, "KATH" seems to really like herself.
He annoys me. He seems like such a prissy lil bitch.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:01pm.
I wonder if he snapped his pink, bedazzled sleeping mask back down over his eyes after he put that guy in his place?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Don't mind Anderson, but Kathy makes my skin crawl!
I can't BELIEVE they put Anderson Cooper in the AIDS section of the plane, I am almost sure he is clean.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Why is this striking me as a humblebrag?
Then when they stop paying attention to you, you're going to be all sad and whiny. I know how it is.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:15pm.
SHOOOOOOOT GURLFRAN PLEEZ. EWE NO HOW EYEZ DEW. EN DONT BE SMACKIN DEM LIPS AT ME GURLFRAND SHOOT EYEZ BE WATCHIN YOU GURLFRANNNNNNNNNN
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*L I P SMACK!*
*E Y E ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
When you are famous expect people to try and get a picture, shake your hand, steal a hug. It's part of your celebrity.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:07pm.
SHOOOOOOOT GURLFRAN PLEEZ. EWE NO HOW EYEZ DEW. EN DONT BE SMACKIN DEM LIPS AT ME GURLFRAND SHOOT EYEZ BE WATCHIN YOU GURLFRANNNNNNNNNN
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:13pm.
I love MK and all but I'm really finding myself getting an irrational case of FUCK OFF Anderson Cooper every time I see his face posted, I know he's MK fantasy LOVA and I feel bad but...FUCK OFF ANDERSON ( sorry KM ) *hangs head almost in shame*
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oh I'm sorry! It must be very hard to see someone so much thinner and younger than all of you!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I love MK and all but I'm really finding myself getting an irrational case of FUCK OFF Anderson Cooper every time I see his face posted, I know he's MK fantasy LOVA and I feel bad but...FUCK OFF ANDERSON ( sorry KM ) *hangs head almost in shame*
Dog, you are not old! and it's kind of on topic since the topi is nagging queens! hahaha
I wanna vent too! I'm hung over and there is a fucking loud noise on the construction next to my office. It's killing me!
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jesus christ on the cross kyathleen
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:01pm.
grlfran please... day all b up n her takin mah pikcherz n shit NO girlFRAAANNNNDDD
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GIRLFRANNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHEN DEY TAKE DEM PICSHURZ, YOU BEST BE SHUR YOU BE LOOKIN LIKE A GAZILLION DOLLAS HOLLAS!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Dog: Grrrr. Maybe you did a google search for something like prunes or joint health supplements. The way it's all linked together now, you can't escape it.
I suppose saying you called another guy "bitch" is about as out as you'll find Anderson. How did he ever get seated next to Weir. Doesn't sound very random.
What a cool way to out yourself, Anderson. Well played.
You do NOT mess with a sister's beauty sleep. You better recognize, bitch.
I wonder if he snapped his pink, bedazzled sleeping mask back down over his eyes after he put that guy in his place?
grlfran please... day all b up n her takin mah pikcherz n shit NO girlFRAAANNNNDDD
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
This is so totally off topic and I'm sowwy but I haz to go get mah nails did and I haz to vent.
Can someone tell me why I'm all of a sudden getting spam letting me know all the specials I can get with my AARP card and links to site for seniors who want to date? I mean, I'm thirty-freaking-nine! Not a senior! Not! Then again, the spam telling me how to enlarge my penis wasn't too cool, either. At least I can aspire to be old, but aspiring to have a penis? Nyet.
Carry on.
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Mmmmhummmmm, gurl should have thrown some shade too!
How mean!
Bitch! *z snap*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I would expect nothing less when flying HomoAir. I bet the stewardesses were drag queens.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Wow. That’s how I like all my men. Loud, vocal and confrontational. It brings a gooey glow to my face when a man can rough speak like that. Really. No Chi Chi should refuse that type of rough talk. Ever.