Open Post: Hosted By Joe Jonas Subtly Flipping You Off
Professional strutter Joe Jonas made b-holes pucker into a frenzy in NYC yesterday when he and a friend (excuse me, THAT friend) power swished through the city before eating tossed salads together. That sentence can be taken literally or as a euphemism. It works either way. Joe let it be known that he wasn't loving the paps capturing this Get Physical moment with his hot man friend and he threatened them with a good time by flipping them the hell off. Damn, Joe. Do you fuck your purity ring with that finger? But I do love it when Joe gets bitchy. And the only thing that really bothers me about that picture is the tiny speck of dirt I see under his nail. I faint.
Joe Jonas is supposed to be pristine at all times and you know he spends 2 hours of his morning shampooing, deep conditioning and brushing his otter brows. So it's disappointing that he allowed his nails to be seen in public looking like that. How dreadful. I really hope that after tossing salads he and his man friend got his and his mani/pedis.
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HI everyone
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
He has as many work out partners as Ricki Martin did when he was 'in the closet.'
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:20pm.
Hi Salma! (finally!)
Fine! Worked really early, got to tennis early and then spent day with kids at pool. Great fun day.
Now they are off playing two doors down and Imma sneak a pinot greege on the deck.
How are you? Good week/crap week? Weekend plans?
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Tennis and pool in one day- sounds fun! I'm just off to work soon but it looks like I'm doing split shifts all weekend. Oh well, gotta pay off those vacation bills. hahaha
Enjoy the pinot.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:06pm.
I hate seeing people eat. I hate hate hate HEARING people eat.
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Dad? 'Zat you? No really, my dad would lose his shit if anyone near him was a noisy eater.
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Hi Within.
Pardon my emotions. I have skeet bites in my armpits, and had laser hair removal there yesterday and the bites are making me scratch like a mofo.
I woke myself up at night scratching my armpits.
Sexy, eh?
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Dark-sided!
yepyepyep -- OMG, I feel so bad for you, and my credit is way worse. Fuckers, right? Haven't any of the fuckers had an overdrawn account at one time or another? Good luck, hon.
Salma, Dog & jack -- I HATE seeing people eating and I hate hearing them eat even more. Yuck!!!
Within -- hey, baby, what's shakin'???
He should come out already, and give the Jonas Brothers another 15 minutes. Because as of right now no one gives a shit about them.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Hello, Irish... and hello to everyone else.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
IF, Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...
HI! all caps
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:18pm.
Dog, thanks for that link. Some of the comments were pretty damn good, too.
I can't WAIT to see this cracktastrophe!
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Hekki, those comments were gold!
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:14pm.
Speaking of old men, I'm not looking forward to work today. I've got to train this older guy who smells like PISS and he's also a mouth breather. He also makes inappropriate comments and then laughs it off when you call him on it.
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I HAVE A DEVIATED SEPTUM GIMME A BREAK!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Hi Salma! (finally!)
Fine! Worked really early, got to tennis early and then spent day with kids at pool. Great fun day.
Now they are off playing two doors down and Imma sneak a pinot greege on the deck.
How are you? Good week/crap week? Weekend plans?
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:14pm.
Leave a package of Depends on his chair.
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Salma: You should make comments about how low his balls are swinging and then be all "just kidding" and give him a winning smile.
Dog, thanks for that link. Some of the comments were pretty damn good, too.
I can't WAIT to see this cracktastrophe!
Hi Irish Fury!! How are you doing?
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:06pm.
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*looks up... stops chewing...closes mouth* *subtly adjusts sunglasses middlefinger style* ;)
(WhoTF cares if they're doin' it? Nice-looking boys...)
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It is National Coming Out Day so maybe this is Joe's way of saying "Fuck Y'all!!! I'm gay and I'M AN ASSHOLE"!
These Jonas Brothers have been a real disappointment to the Mormons. Maybe Romney can save the day! *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I just want to know who is the top and who is the bottom in this duo?
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
HELLO. NO-ONE GOING TO SAY HELLO?
WHAT? I HUMPED YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND?
HELLO!
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I'm getting a bit of a Darren Criss vibe from Joe's boyfriend. Thoughts?
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Shiitake happens...
RANT
I applied for an apt my credit is ok (not great 640) my bills are paid. but all of the sudden because of SOME PAST overdrafts in my bank account they are claiming they need more money making almost 5 grand up front TO RENT AN apartment that rent goes for $1050 a month (in NYC) I mean 5 grand or to be exact 1492 up front to rent a fucking studio!!!! im fuming for that just add 10 grand and put a fucking down payment on a coop, or im a being unreasonable?
and its the 22nd of the month as you all know its been a week....
Speaking of old men, I'm not looking forward to work today. I've got to train this older guy who smells like PISS and he's also a mouth breather. He also makes inappropriate comments and then laughs it off when you call him on it.
Sofa king GAY.
Which is FINE. It's the pretense that annoys me.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:10pm.
HAHAHA! my first wife would sometimes "hum" when she chewed. I could deal with it in my 20's, I'm old a grouchy now... no way I could deal with that crap now.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Skinny fat, here ya go:
http://www.celebitchy.com/235238/lindsay_lohan_shows_up_2_hours_late_and...
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WHAT? no hohan news today?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:55pm.
Hate photos of people filling their pie hole full of food.
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I hate seeing people eat. I hate hate hate HEARING people eat. I saw this huge fat lady the other day at lunch driving down the road, eating a big ole cheeseburger and hate ketchup and shit running down her mouth *HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL*
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OHHHH, hearing people eat is the worst. Especially old men who make these weird grunting sounds that little piggies make.
Whateverr he loves it
I bet none of the Jonas Brothers have ever uttered the words:
"BRING ON THE BOOZE AND THE WHORES!"
(but I bet most of you have!)
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:51pm.
i wanna lick ur pussy
Oh my! That's a little... FORWARD don't you think
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Nah, Lucy, Sucky knows Joe puckers at the thought... no harm, no foul *Sucky, swollen tongue heals in no time* ღ
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:55pm.
Hate photos of people filling their pie hole full of food.
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I hate seeing people eat. I hate hate hate HEARING people eat. I saw this huge fat lady the other day at lunch driving down the road, eating a big ole cheeseburger and hate ketchup and shit running down her mouth *HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:52pm.
There are only 3 of them. Please do not inflict a 4th one on us!
Hehehe, I'm evil like that.
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You are an Imp of Satan for that. ☺☺☺☺☺
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:51pm.
i wanna lick ur pussy
Oh my! That's a little... FORWARD don't you think
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:55pm.
Hate photos of people filling their pie hole full of food.
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Co-sign.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:52pm.
Within! ♥ ♥
Michael K's been busy outing Anderson Cooper and Joe Jonas in one day. Is this the Jonas who's on the new dating show or the married one? Either way, gay, gay, gay!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:52pm.
There are only 3 of them. Please do not inflict a 4th one on us!
Hehehe, I'm evil like that.
Can't a straight, hockey-loving man go to lunch and jogging with another man without all sorts of gossip-mongering? Yeesh. So what if they stop for sorbet after?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Hate photos of people filling their pie hole full of food.
Every thumb with the friend ~hawt~
*puss*
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Annnnnnnd my town made dreamindemon... WOO HOO GURLFRANNNN
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/06/21/sondance-clown-arrested-caught-ch...
thank you crazyinjapan
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Say something nice. Um, he has the roundest nostrils I've ever seen?
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 4:49pm.
Which one is this? The gay one? Can't tell the four of them apart.
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There are only 3 of them. Please do not inflict a 4th one on us!
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Too subtle, blink and you miss it. Come on JOE, FLIP THEM FOR REAL, don't be a pussay!!
*waves hi((Lucy!))*
"I really hope that after tossing salads he and his man friend got his and his mani/pedis. " - they most certainly did, just LOOK AT THOSE CUTICLES! ;D
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i wanna lick ur pussy
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Gay.
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Which one is this? The gay one? Can't tell the four of them apart.