Open Post: Hosted By Joe Jonas Subtly Flipping You Off
Professional strutter Joe Jonas made b-holes pucker into a frenzy in NYC yesterday when he and a friend (excuse me, THAT friend) power swished through the city before eating tossed salads together. That sentence can be taken literally or as a euphemism. It works either way. Joe let it be known that he wasn't loving the paps capturing this Get Physical moment with his hot man friend and he threatened them with a good time by flipping them the hell off. Damn, Joe. Do you fuck your purity ring with that finger? But I do love it when Joe gets bitchy. And the only thing that really bothers me about that picture is the tiny speck of dirt I see under his nail. I faint.
Joe Jonas is supposed to be pristine at all times and you know he spends 2 hours of his morning shampooing, deep conditioning and brushing his otter brows. So it's disappointing that he allowed his nails to be seen in public looking like that. How dreadful. I really hope that after tossing salads he and his man friend got his and his mani/pedis.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:06pm.
I hate seeing people eat. I hate hate hate HEARING people eat.
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I'm with you 100% on that one. And don't get me started on people who smack and crack on gum. Ugh! Shiver me timbers!
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WTF??? They really do that shit??? Damn, I'd be dead if that crap happened over here!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Holy fuck. I've been in this bar for over 3 songs and not one damn waitress has approached my table with a menu or anything. It's not that fucking busy. This place is usually good, too.
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Submitted by beb on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:28pm
As evidenced on JJ's face, middle pic, third row down.
WORK IT GUURRLL!! GO GET YOURS!!!!
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beb, how did I know you would not avert your ears ahahahah
Pucker talk, we're there, right? LOLOL
Ok, off for a bit, see y'all later!
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HAaha IF, Twatty, Salma LOL at all the "behind the curtain talk" lolol I don't know if I'd say half that stuff out loud lmao!
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Twat muffing
thank you for the offer, I tried to deduct something off the rent my slumlords dont even let me do that but no AC in this weather?! fuck off
Paquita
my biggest problem is my babies aka the two small dogs I can crash anywhere I am worried about the dogs
most hotels dont accept dogs
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Irish: I can't believe you! You are dedicated. We were sweating our balls off just walking one block (slowly) to the supermarket!
mike: Well, I think we riled them up so much that they flagged our comments and complained to Jared in e-mails. Which was their plan, according to some of the comments there.
I can't comment from my phone, either, so they got me good.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 6:01pm.
Dog, I gave the haikus a rest, and was doing Nick at Night characters. E.g., Arthur Fonzarelli commented: "Aaaayyyy! This broad is hanging out with the guys behind the soda shop, if you catch my drift. Aaaaayyyyyy!"
They weren't even that bad. I was trying to fill up a whole page with them. Maybe it was for volume, not content.
Hmmmph. Pearls before swine.
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Dog, I gave the haikus a rest, and was doing Nick at Night characters. E.g., Arthur Fonzarelli commented: "Aaaayyyy! This broad is hanging out with the guys behind the soda shop, if you catch my drift. Aaaaayyyyyy!"
They weren't even that bad. I was trying to fill up a whole page with them. Maybe it was for volume, not content.
Hmmmph. Pearls before swine.
IrishFury -- I am NOT a furball!!! Let's clarify that here! LOL! I am just total anti-hair, probably excessively so, I can't stand hair of any kind, unless it's on a man's chest, of course. I have very sensitive skin and have to make sure I always buy those Schick Intuition sensitive razor blades. It would just be nice to never have to shave again. I am NOT a Kardashian!!!
yepyepyep -- yeah, ass-to-mouth, that would be some human centipede type shit. Hassidic Jews? Fuck, they're the worst. I wish you lived here, outside Chicago, you could bum a room off of me for a few months. Just be careful with all those fucking weirdos there. My landlord refused to replace the central A/C unit 2 weeks ago. I fixed his wagon. I bought a window unit for my bedroom and deducted it from my rent. Fuck him, lousy fucker, nasty slumlord.
I wasn't banned (I don't think) they just deleted all my comments.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
How do I tell if I was banned from the nut farm?
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Y'all who were banned from JJ need to get pointers from Angela on how to be unbannable.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:52pm.
I can't decide who's edgier...this tool or Taylor Momsen.
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Neither. K-Spew cornered the market on that one.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:36pm.
Also, I got banned from JJ. *beams proudly* And my comments have been removed.
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They deleted all my comments, too. Every one of mine said "I hope she shows her tits in this movie. Lord hear our prayer". lol uptight fuckers.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
yepyepyep.... So sorry to hear that. Is there maybe a hotel you could crash at?? One of those motels that you can stay for longer and are cheap? something close to work?
That sucks. I wish you well!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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All the Jonases look the same to me.
Btw, I apologize for being so maudlin (and yes, that was maudlin for me) yesterday afternoon evening.
I can't decide who's edgier...this tool or Taylor Momsen.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:48pm.
Moomarse, I had PMS and my avie reflected it. lol
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indeed! glad your sunny self is back!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:44pm.
Holy Shit Girl!!! I hope you survive and get the hell outta dodge ASAP!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Moomarse, I had PMS and my avie reflected it. lol
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:33pm.
yepyepyep -- I know you hate your place, but can't they do a month-to-month until you leave for good? Maybe that would be better than investing the money into a move. Fucking landlords, huh? I have the landlord from hell, I know.
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Oooh, I had to re-read, I read that as mouth-to-mouth!
Which may actually be a good suggestion?
Thoughts, yepyepyep?!
they are hasidic jews not touching them, thems the rule. Now do you know any rich old guy that is willing to house me? mouth to mouth ? thats ok but no ass to mouth though
Just in time for NYC gay pride on Sunday!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:41pm.
Yes, Justin Bieber really IS THAT STUPID! Holy crap. Scroll down below the pics.
http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/david-letterman-heckles-ju...
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the 16th Chapel???....... did he even complete High School? loozer.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Twat Muffin
I dont want to stay in that place a second longer, they are the reason I walk 4 miles when I get home I HATE IT there, fucking assholes are driving me crazy the other day made me late to work waiting for a plumber that never came then I left work early to see what was happening, at the sushi place around the corner we were talking having a beer and a guy just walked up to us (sunny day ) and tried to rob us, everyday its a problem, the homeless guy get offended if I dont greet them, aguy in the building tried to grab me 3 times, the super spies on me, I am just so sick of everything.
At my job I found out that this lady told everyone nasty things I "was saying" such as telling a black girl I was grossed out by her and badmouthing her family!!!!, telling my supervisor that if he spoke to me I was going to take him to HR etc... I am sick of everything right now I feel lost I dont really have anyone and I am so stressed I had a mini panic attack at work today .
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:12pm.
Skinny fat, here ya go:
http://www.celebitchy.com/235238/lindsay_lohan_shows_up_2_hours_late_and...
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She's got the bloat down, that's for sure....
Dog... your avie is so much nicer than a couple days ago..... I loves it!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:33pm.
yepyepyep -- I know you hate your place, but can't they do a month-to-month until you leave for good? Maybe that would be better than investing the money into a move. Fucking landlords, huh? I have the landlord from hell, I know.
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Oooh, I had to re-read, I read that as mouth-to-mouth!
Which may actually be a good suggestion?
Thoughts, yepyepyep?!
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Yes, Justin Bieber really IS THAT STUPID! Holy crap. Scroll down below the pics.
http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/david-letterman-heckles-ju...
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Hi Hekks
I did play on Wed, it was 96 so prob 110 on the court and my court had full sunlight the entire time.
It was miserable but we had a good win, 6-1, 6-2. Next up, 2-hr training on Sunday and competition on Monday. It's really hard in this weather (we;ve been really hot forever!) but we're managing pretty well.
I am literally dripping though, even my wipe towel is soaking and I can feel sweat actually falling down my back as I play! Water, water, water! And vitamins!
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Hekki, they deleted your haikus?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:24pm.
I woke myself up at night scratching my armpits.
Sexy, eh?
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Getting pointers from Octomom again?
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Oh Twat Muffin
Laser hair removal is the BOMB! Save for it if you can! I am allergic to wax on my body (ok for my eyebrows) and get MAJOR razor burn that made me look full of bumps and redness and rashes.
My pits are almost done and I got my bikini like worked on fall/winter/spring (you have to spread the sessions out) and I iz smooth as silk. Straight into a swimsuit everyday, no worries and now no 5 o'clock shadow under my arms.
I only have to shave my legs from the knee down now in the shower.
No, I didn't do Brazillian down there, just a delightful neat V. Best thing I ever did (aside from like, marriage and kids an' shit).
I didn't know you were a little furball!
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Also, I got banned from JJ. *beams proudly* And my comments have been removed.
Well, I'm off to see Mr. Pissy pants.
Have a great weekend everyone. *air kiss*
chewin: He's askeered of you! Good.
IF: Glad you're okay because IIRC you were going to play tennis in the oven-like temps of yesterday. Did you?
yepyepyep -- I know you hate your place, but can't they do a month-to-month until you leave for good? Maybe that would be better than investing the money into a move. Fucking landlords, huh? I have the landlord from hell, I know.
IrishFury -- better yet, I have a friend who constantly coughs into the phone, loudly at that. I love her to death, but it annoys the crap out of me.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:29pm.
Salma, the alternative is to just bully him until he goes home and reports you. Then all the mouth breavers out there will start a fund for him to take a trip to Dollywood.
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ahahahahahaha!
He'd probably like to transition into acting (what else?) but the boy is stubby. Another TommyGirl with elevator heels.
IrishFury -- oooh, I'm jealous of the laser hair removal. My dream would be to have my entire body lasered to never have to body with any of that ever again. I hate shaving & waxing but I do it because I don't want to look like a Kardashian!!!
Twat Muffin
thank you I been trying to fix my credit, paid off a judgement and its coming off this year, so I just really need a place for a few months until my credit gets the judgement off and I can buy a coop. but right now I need a place, my landlord keeps asking when am I moving out and I hate the building not redoing the lease for that slum. I am about to just quit my job empty my 401k and moving to some island
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:14pm.
Speaking of old men, I'm not looking forward to work today. I've got to train this older guy who smells like PISS and he's also a mouth breather. He also makes inappropriate comments and then laughs it off when you call him on it.
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Salma, the alternative is to just bully him until he goes home and reports you. Then all the mouth breavers out there will start a fund for him to take a trip to Dollywood.
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Him and his "trainers". Nothing but a skinny, white, male Queen Latifah.
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Dog and Hekki:
hahahaha I'll keep those ideas in mind. If I get my business loan approved you can be sure it'll happen before I exit outta there.
It seems the shelf life of the Jonas Bros. was relatively blessedly short. Oh, and fuck the "tweeners" that are solely on this Earth to make life more miserable for adults by making shitty, untalented Disney hacks like this "stars." I digress. Anyhoo, it isn't like this twit has a career to speak of now, so if he is ghey (and he is), why not come sashaying out of the closet and be done with it? Be who you really are; at the end of the day, who really cares other than your fucky time partner?!?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:07pm.
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Nah, Lucy, Sucky knows Joe puckers at the thought...
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As evidenced on JJ's face, middle pic, third row down.
WORK IT GUURRLL!! GO GET YOURS!!!!
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
So do you guys remember a few weeks ago when I was so traumatized by seeing that ASSHAT dude beat the shit out of his little girl at the restaurant/bar where I was having beverages with my pals?
I saw that MOTHERFUCKER last night. With his daughter. I saw them at the grocery store. He was leading her around like a dog and while it didn't look like he was being abusive, my heart just broke for her. She didn't look like a happy little kid - her eyes and face just looked DEAD and MISERABLE. *tears*
Anyway, I think he recognized me because as soon as he saw me, he hauled ass in another direction with her in tow, but I gots the sads after seeing them. That poor little girl doesn't stand a chance with a fucktard of a dad like that. It's pretty obvious she gets the shit kicked out of her on a regular basis. :(
On a happier note - I'm so freaking glad it's Friday. I feel like getting drunk!
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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 5:16pm.
It is National Coming Out Day so maybe this is Joe's way of saying "Fuck Y'all!!! I'm gay and I'M AN ASSHOLE"!
These Jonas Brothers have been a real disappointment to the Mormons. Maybe Romney can save the day! *LOL*
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supposedly it is also No Panties Day - jack, can you confirm or deny?
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