Professional strutter Joe Jonas made b-holes pucker into a frenzy in NYC yesterday when he and a friend (excuse me, THAT friend) power swished through the city before eating tossed salads together. That sentence can be taken literally or as a euphemism. It works either way. Joe let it be known that he wasn’t loving the paps capturing this Get Physical moment with his hot man friend and he threatened them with a good time by flipping them the hell off. Damn, Joe. Do you fuck your purity ring with that finger? But I do love it when Joe gets bitchy. And the only thing that really bothers me about that picture is the tiny speck of dirt I see under his nail. I faint.
Joe Jonas is supposed to be pristine at all times and you know he spends 2 hours of his morning shampooing, deep conditioning and brushing his otter brows. So it’s disappointing that he allowed his nails to be seen in public looking like that. How dreadful. I really hope that after tossing salads he and his man friend got his and his mani/pedis.