Night Crumbs

June 22, 2012 / Posted by:

45-year-old Sam Taylor-Wood married the 22-year-old father of her two kids Aaron Johnson. Yeah, Sam was Aaron’s age when he was born. The only thing I want to know is if Sam is going to wait until after the honeymoon to teach a class at The Learning Annex on how to achieve an A+ head game since that’s obviously how she got herself this hot piece. I have my tuition money ready.  – Lainey Gossip 

Happy Man Nipple Friday – The Berry 

Dick Cheney is somebody’s father-in-law – Towleroad

Who knew that the image of a lion eating a zebra with its ass would be the most stunning image I’ve ever seen – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Johnny Depp was passing his peen to everyone including his publicist – Celebitchy

Another day, another set of pictures of Miley Cyrus looking like a Piggly Wiggly lot lizard – The Superficial 

FYI: A baby came out of Anna Faris’ vagine – ICYDK

Mila Kunis gives a teddy bear a face full of ass – Popoholic

I can’t be happy for Zachary Quinto when he’s wearing SALMON FUCKING COLORED SHORTS – Just Jared

Oh, Zachary Quinto could’ve worn worse… He could’ve worn the rags of fug Stepford Katie wore – Popsugar

I don’t know if it’s part of the plot or anything, but the Wizard looks constipated – Videogum

Ciara goes SANS FARDS to dine in the Garden of Chicken Cutlets – Crunk + Disorderly

John Stamos would have a mirror in front of his bathtub – SOW

We’re still trying to make Blake NotSoLively happen – I’m Not Obsessed

Pupeh’s first time – Cityrag

BARF. – Hollywood Rag

I’m just here for the Lady Chablis….and RuPaul….. and Raquel Welch…. and Cristal ConnorsOMG Blog

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